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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I have the most insane boner right now.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That's the kind of trouble I wanna get into.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
lol



Snopes says it's false, but still.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Would.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GnMR2EB54

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

To play the devils advocate here where have you ever worked that having that on your work screen was ok?
lol if you were ever a Joe and didn't "accidentally" leave porn on in the barracks for 1SG to walk in on.

lol if you were ever an NCO and didn't "accidentally" leave porn on your office computer for the CO to walk in on.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Being a mod seems really loving awful but I'm glad N4I deals with that poo poo for our sake

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Yo anyone wanna do a month no drinking challenge?
Sorry, I'm single and there are several weddings in the near future. Not happening anytime soon.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5nXpTuQ2jA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8TgQbki1Ik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0KOyF1AB7M

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I don't know who she is, but as of right now she is extremely my poo poo.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

shyduck posted:

Here have some weird naked artsy miley cyrus photos. You have to scroll down

:nws: http://www.papermag.com/2015/06/miley_cyrus_happy_hippie_foundation.php :nws:
Gross. Seriously would not.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ded posted:

looks like a tranny
:frogout:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:stonk:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
'90's as gently caress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P800UWoE9xs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g

:pcgaming:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Almost forgot this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEeTIuQB6ck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pav2f4b-1ZE

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkFH0KMO0G0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzGKsXPBILw

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You say that as if it's a bad thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11MzbEcHlw

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Never gets old.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Guy on the left really taking one for the team.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Great bachelor party weekend. Drank loads of beer and lit up dudes with loads of paintballs. Nothing like wasting the entire wedding party within the first ~20 seconds of a game. :bustem:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Yo guys recommend me a movie to watch on Netflix or Amazon prime with the lady. Don't mind renting via Amazon or ps.

Uh let's see I've already seen John Wick and that's all that comes to mind



Ok wtf how many Resident Evil movies are there?
North by Northwest
Double Indemnity

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ded posted:

you can trust my links, i never do that
Gonna hold you to that.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
lol

e: Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 180

You may qualify for membership at ThePatriarchy

:woop:

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Jun 20, 2015

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Comedy option: see who can get the least privileged score


:getin:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I am the derivative of chaos with respect to Mars.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

The Rat posted:

^^^ a good post

The morning I left on terminal leave, when the company was in formation waiting for the usual morning bullshit, I got up in front of the company and recited this speech from memory:


Then just before the 1SG and all the platoon sergeants came out of the office, I ran to my car and bounced.

Also the squad leaders wanted me to make PIR for them, so the Ranger students would have something to find on their bodies when they "died," to tell them where the next objective was. So I whipped poo poo up like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir5.jpg

Frankly I don't know how I got away with half the poo poo I did at that unit. Although it's no surprise now that I have trouble getting dates. :haw:
This rules. I wish I'd have thought to try poo poo like this when I was in.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Booblord Zagats posted:

.that's definitely the kinda girl who will let you nut in her if you agree to buy the plan B
Sounds like a plan to me.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Uh, pretty sure that the average of 5 and 10 is 7.5, so

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'd shoot her butt with my gummy bears, if you know what I mean.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That's pretty tame for Ren & Stimpy, tbh

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
They forget that we're also butt buddies with Mexico?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
lol

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MaxPowers posted:

With all the dry weather in WA I expect the city of Bellevue to be on fire by midnight. Burn this mother fucker down boys!
If Bellevue was ever going to burn down, it'd have already happened from all the hippies hotboxing their Priuses.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Only one way to find out!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

GiP secret santa is gonna be cool this year

http://www.twerkingbutt.com

It's probably :nws: dummy
:stare:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
End of the week, end of the alphabet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZVLp19jang

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

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