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Untagged posted:They all just look younger and younger the older and older you get. nah man i keep getting older and they stay the same age
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:I like the part where they're literally running away from the cold nothing beats mummy 2 where they run away from the sunrise
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Jul 6, 2015 00:28
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gin and tonic is basically my mainstay it'll never let me down
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Jul 9, 2015 01:25
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i can't wait until we all get glassed
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Jul 11, 2015 03:21
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id build a cathedral with my bare hands if only she would come and hoop it
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Jul 12, 2015 01:59
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They're all one step away from crazy pigeon lady in home alone 2
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Jul 13, 2015 04:05
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Godholio posted:Edit: I work with a self-described "ferret lady." She has 6 or 7 of them, they all have names, and they don't all get along. She has to rotate them around so they can interact with the "correct" ones. Some of them have health problems. This is a great source of stress and workday discussion. It's the same deal when people have multiple aggressive dogs like pit bulls. Have to rotate between crating them and letting one out and about. I don't know why they put themselves through that much stress.
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Jul 13, 2015 05:08
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just a loving jobs program for planetary geologists
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Jul 15, 2015 04:42
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:the more i read about trump the more i think he should win because gently caress it all lets run this poo poo into the ground I want to see all the Republican candidates despair that their carefully cultivated constituency of morons ran off to the first guy to go full retard Chickens, roost, reap what you sow, etc.
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Jul 22, 2015 17:57
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lmfao
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Jul 24, 2015 00:40
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cracked some cans and decided i should finally see what this True Detective show is all about and oooh man
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Jul 25, 2015 04:28
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yeah from the beginning
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Jul 25, 2015 05:13
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im a skull fucker myself
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Jul 26, 2015 22:42
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I'm not entirely sure if it was nerves or maybe a bad breakfast or a virus or what but after waiting about hours for my time in court for a civil case, I vomited on the floor of the court room. It all happened so fast that I didn't have time to ask to be excused or anything. They gave me a few minutes to get myself together while someone was called to clean up. I was asked if I could continue but I couldn't stop gagging. I also wet myself a little (which I am not sure they could tell or not). I told them I wasn't feeling great and played it off as if I might have had a virus or something. It might have been nerves but I am not going to tell them I was so nervous that I vomited and then wet myself. The case was rescheduled for a few weeks from now. I am just worried that I am going to be taken less seriously now. I've a good case for why I don't owe that debt (they didn't even attempt to charge my insurance). This is my first time in a court setting ever and I dressed nicely and had my case all planned out. I am assuming judgement isn't really effected by this sort of thing but is this judge going to take anything I say seriously at all now? Has this ever happened to anyone before? I'm even more nervous about appearing in front of everyone again. check out r/legaladvice and r/personalfinance on reddit, they always keep me laughing at work
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Jul 29, 2015 01:32
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So I just totaled my mom's car. Ran into a power pole. Pole was trashed as well. Thankfully, no serious injuries. My mom's car was a lease. I have about 10 grand saved up, but this was going to go towards a new house. I'm a 23 year old college drop out with two jobs.
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Jul 29, 2015 02:52
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Guys My Day Has Been Real hosed Up, it started with the Vomit at Court and now my Mom's Car is hosed...
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Jul 29, 2015 03:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGtcVOcX-G0
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Jul 29, 2015 03:17
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First we have gamer girls cadging donations from lonely 20-something boys on twitch, now we're gonna get jihad girls cadging donations from lonely 20-something boys on twitch
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Aug 2, 2015 23:54
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JihadUCummin
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Aug 3, 2015 00:18
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Jarmak posted:I want to own these things but only because history is cool, it's not historic anymore if you replace all the poo poo with modern parts. Actually the soul of the killer is held in full by each part of the gun so as long as you have one original piece you're good
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Aug 3, 2015 19:24
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you ok buddy? i'm good boy!
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Aug 4, 2015 05:09
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I kinda hate my 6 because I want to use it without a case, but when I do it feels like I'm holding a slippery Faberge egg.
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Aug 10, 2015 00:09
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:buy the apple leather case Yeah that's the one I have; it's pretty nice but sometimes I kinda want to just use the thing without padding over it
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Aug 10, 2015 00:14
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I flip flopped between iPhones and Android phones a lot and this is the first time I've felt like sticking with an iPhone. Apple finally dragged themselves into functional multitasking, though they did it kicking and screaming. Now my podcast apps update on their own on a set schedule, which is kind of a big deal for me.
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Aug 10, 2015 00:22
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ded posted:i think its cool how steve jobs was like 'um no gently caress you we are not going to make a giant rear end phone' and soon as he dies booom giant rear end iphones tbf i don't think anyone there could reasonably trust the decision making ability of a guy who thought homeopathy could cure cancer
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Aug 10, 2015 00:58
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:did you have a swoopy haircut and eyeliner too? The stereotype for sidekick owners is black people, dude.
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Aug 10, 2015 13:41
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T-Mobile with unlimited data costs me half of what Verizon with 4 GB or something would so I'm pretty happy. I don't travel much for work anymore so it doesn't bug me that the service is poor in out-of-the-way areas, and even so I still got 4G along the highway between Moriarty, Roswell and Carlsbad the other month (basically in the middle of the desert). Even though I don't typically use more than 1-2GB a month the peace of mind is so worth the cost.
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Aug 11, 2015 01:04
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elite_garbage_man posted:I let my hang down do the talkin' its trying too hard to recapture the magic, such as it was (the original movie wasn't very good either)
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Aug 11, 2015 04:10
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Stabbing someone with an epipen is a pretty rough chuckle
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Aug 12, 2015 01:28
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Rad Lieutenant posted:What does epinephrine do to someone who doesn't need it? Adverse effects[edit] Adverse reactions to adrenaline include palpitations, tachycardia, arrhythmia, anxiety, panic attack, headache, tremor, hypertension, and acute pulmonary edema.[33] Use is contraindicated in people on nonselective β-blockers, because severe hypertension and even cerebral hemorrhage may result.[34] Although commonly believed that administration of adrenaline may cause heart failure by constricting coronary arteries, this is not the case. Coronary arteries have only β2 receptors, which cause vasodilation in the presence of adrenaline.[35] Even so, administering high-dose adrenaline has not been definitively proven to improve survival or neurologic outcomes in adult victims of cardiac arrest.[36]
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Aug 12, 2015 01:34
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On the way to work today I saw the aftermath of a brand new Mustang ramming into the back of a parked city bus at 35+ mph and it put a smile on my face the entire day That Mustang driver, of course, had done this 100 ft after leaving the gate to the base
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Aug 12, 2015 01:47
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Fart Sandwiches posted:I got babbys first major airline delay! Every 30 minutes they push it by an hour. At this rate I'll be too drunk to recognize the message it is cancelled. Airports are kinda cool in that all the hot chicks travel in yoga pants and the wal Mart contingent roam the terminal so it's a real treat of awesomeness and horror. I had one get pushed from 1700 to 2400 in 30 minute increments. It was agonizing. Still doesn't top the time I waited 36 hours for a flight the airline never sent but forgot to cancel, and when asked for a refund they refused because "the flight arrived at its destination on time with 0 passengers aboard, and it's not our fault everyone was a no-show."
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Aug 13, 2015 01:38
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Fart Sandwiches posted:
gently caress it man, I love being at airports. Ain't got a care in the world while you're at the bar waiting for a flight, everyone else is alone and drinking too so it's real easy to chat up the women.
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Aug 13, 2015 01:54
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Jesus man. Luckily this is a work flight so if poo poo goes south it's another day of drinking and no work. Being at the airport isn't so bad when you aren't in a hurry.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:For all that is terrible about modern air travel I will complain as much as I loving want to. It's a $600 truck stop toilet stall that shakes in bad weather you're drat right I'm going to bitch about any inconvenience on top
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Aug 13, 2015 03:42
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are you this fuckin dumbass
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Aug 14, 2015 02:35
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it's a start but there's a lot more china left
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Aug 14, 2015 03:19
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i smell like a gay bar and im too hung over to go for my sunday run
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Aug 16, 2015 17:58
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:the end of last week's episode was the most depressing thing ever i just started watching it so i'm only halfway through the first season but i got to the episode where morty buries his own body and the last couple minutes kind of blew me away
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Aug 18, 2015 01:20
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Catching up on Ballers and doin some Monday night drinkin' Where my Monday Nite Crew at was a rough day, having some cans
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haha was she raising her first at a cop there?
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