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Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Well in non mod bitching, I'm trying to procreate. On purpose. With a WOMAN :biotruths:.

Behold and hail! the Shimmening is soon upon us.

Glad to hear your demon seed shall not wither.

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Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Russian dashcams 4eva

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58HfrGRr5s

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008


I feel like a fox in a chicken coop not knowing where to pounce first.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Two Finger posted:

i would disembark upon all these butts

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

go to a burlesque show instead, chicks are equally hosed in the head and/or fat but at least you can peep tittays

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008


2spooky

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Two Finger posted:

ebb
here
it's quite an old film so getting non-blurry screencaps was difficult

http://imgur.com/a/8s636

The two things I remember from this movie from like 20 years back is it's depressive as poo poo and also that guy doing that cool thing with the club or spear or whatever.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

At least one from Libya but nothing more exciting than him taking a few shots at houses in the distance.

Rip in piss Caro.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Victor Vermis posted:

I didn't like Django, it was too goofy. I like Inglorious Basterds, it's the right amount of goofy.

Tarantino is a humongous human being for even dreaming he could do something better than the original Django.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tayw8TLUhFo


it's like the universe is askew and won't be righted again until I've motorboated that to exhaustion

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

mormon chicks are all about butt stuff in my experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxpr6Dxtjcs

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Peep the Leper's Colony for a bunch of dumb mother fuckers.

I can't believe that honey pot worked.

:captainpop:

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Either way she's got a sense of humor *swipes right*

Yeah this is pretty much the Konami code to my dick

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Rick and Morty is funny as poo poo by the way, now that I finally got time to watch it.

next week let me wax lyrical about this beer thing everyones been raving about.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

never (always) try to outdrink japanese or koreans

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008


this is asstastic

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

This is what I went with:



This was mine this May 8

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Rad Lieutenant posted:

They would have handled it the same, except they'd sound sort of like Austrialians while doing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3A68fJS57Q

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008


take me satan take me noooow

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

i don't even want to know what that would sound like

https://youtu.be/vIO-jTAsC1s?t=15

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

I knocked back one for old Vo Nguyen Giap when he finally croaked a coupla years back.



"..excuse me, kid, while I'm trying to finish my story here. Yeah, I'm 98 and you're sixty-two, so you're a loving kid, now shut the gently caress up. Who? The French? Lemme see...oh yeah. The French, yeah I hosed 'em. Too."

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

is this the class where they teach marines to wear a goddamn dong when they share a fleshlight

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

MurderBot posted:

I like her claim that it's a natural source of yeast and it's no big deal.

Okay, well I have this massively infected wound and I'm gonna make some yogurt how's that sound.

Her argument is stupid and she's stupid.

Aaaaactually....http://www.popsci.com/article/science/clostridium-it-can-kill-you-or-it-can-make-you-bread

quote:

Koser then wondered if a known disease strain could grow well enough in dough to leaven it and so pose a hidden hazard to the consumer. So he obtained a bacillus culture from the army that had originally been taken from a soldier's infected wound. It was called the "Silverman" strain, probably after the soldier or his doctor. And Koser made bread with these wound bacteria.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008


I dunno man personally I prefer the 38 likes and wondering how many snickered

Force de Fappe fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Nov 29, 2015

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008


yeah I guess nobodys surprised by this, that guy really likes to get into the kinky poo poo, a bit too much if you ask me


And so now I bring this gift unto you:

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

it seems like people turned on him instantly once stuff like this came out. I'd be surprised if he worked again in porn.

hes had this image worked out as a woman-friendly porn guy so there was some height to the pedestal he was on.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

my dick is exactly 14.88 inches long, blue-eyed and blond

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Cole posted:

http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/12...campaign=buffer

Focusing on pleasuring your woman can be sexist, so stop it.

that page keeps hitting rock bottom and busting through it like nuthin

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Some of it is legit funny as poo poo though, http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/08/white-feminist-with-dreadlocks/

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Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

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