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I just started working in a liquor store man don't do this to me
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 21:23 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:20 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:its because redheads look like men. wrong like, so wrong I don't know how to deal with it
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 07:08 |
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get that dick gurl
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 07:47 |
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you are a god among men
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 06:17 |
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The Rat posted:Black Dynamite.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 03:54 |
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Godholio posted:Since when are dorm rooms called apartments? Some colleges run off-campus apartments as an "alternative" to dorms, which ends up being an even worse mish-mash of "mom and dad are totally loaded" entitled 18 year olds, "I hate the dorms but love paying too goddamned much for housing" and/or "baby's first apartment" 20 year olds, and "gently caress it government's paying for it all anyway" vets/people on a poo poo-ton of scholarships. Sprinkle in a fair share of "funny money" international students and grad students getting free contract housing and you've got a recipe for the biggest clusterfuck on/near campus. Source: some human being art student I knew at my college who lived in that sort of "apartment."
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 10:19 |
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I've been drunk for three hours and been working for two of them; being one of two vets working at a liquor store is great All my coworkers introduce me as "the air force guy" to the regulars and they buy me all sorts of shooters/half-pints/pints had some sorta-Rican girl try to hook me up with her sister tonight too been a good night edit: ain't no party like a liquor store party
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 09:15 |
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Pops Bling is a stubborn rear end in a top hat, and I'm my father's son, so we haven't really said much to each other since I joined the military. I'd have called him today, but he got his phone call on his birthday. rear end didn't call on mine so he doesn't get to hear from me until Christmas. We're a very mature family.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 02:15 |
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:have fun loving 5's I guess.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 07:38 |
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Dalael posted:Easy to say when that is all you've been loving. try a real pussy just once, and then maybe she'll start looking real good. Hahahahahahaha maybe that would look good if all I could gently caress were women that weighed as much as me
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2015 16:46 |
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whip voiced his approval its official she fat
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 10:31 |
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I'd gently caress her if I didn't have standards.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 23:16 |
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wrong Edit: at least, wrong at the college I attend
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 23:54 |
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I think I finally *get* twerking
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 09:46 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:glad the giants won bc gently caress the cards To be fair I'm a fan of sports teams that seem to inspire anger in fans for every sport I watch
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 06:57 |
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Cards, Blues, Steelers, and Ferrari for any weird European racing. Arrogance with a splattering of severe depression.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 07:04 |
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:THIS IS OUR YEAR GODDAMNIT every year is our year until the first round of the playoffs also frontier league baseball is like some straight up "angels in the outfield before the angels show up" poo poo Professor Bling fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Aug 19, 2015 |
# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 09:00 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:these people are assholes
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 17:43 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:gently caress everyone who smokes indoors
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 16:38 |
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Do we have an over/under on the amount of people Caro killed? Because war tourism is a hell of a better story than fuckin "puckins"
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 07:47 |
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Fun fact: sneezing and farting at the same time makes you feel like you poo poo yourself. Try it sometime!
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 00:11 |
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So its better than the prequels is what you're telling us
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 20:05 |
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I have never been at that poiny
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 09:38 |
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I'm at work and I'm already drunk because homeless dudes keep buying me shooters of whiskey because APPARENTLY I SHOULDN'T BE AT WORK ON VETERAN'S DAY EVEN THOUGH I WORK IN A LIQUOR STORE which is like the textbook definition of enabling for my latent alcoholism Thank god for autocorrwct
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 04:10 |
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Is that the college sjw version of "false flag"?
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 22:28 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:pretty sure it was because smoke crack didnt want to do one after failing his no drinking challenge are you saying.... smoke crack's a bitch
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 17:51 |
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Two Finger posted:gently caress THE WALKING DEAD FOREVER GODDAMNIT good thing I'm not a manchild into shows about zambos
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 10:36 |
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Four Loko Gold tastes exactly like Red Bull and is cheap as gently caress for something that's 14% ABV this message brought to you by a dude drunk on malt liquor
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 06:58 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:no it loving doesnt sorry you seem to like energy piss but it totally does taste the same
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 09:10 |
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Two Finger posted:She does a lot of that to be fair
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 21:20 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:im shocked there hasnt been a shooting for star wars now look what you done gone and did
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 07:43 |
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So that new Syfy show, The Expanse, is pretty dope.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 07:12 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I like it but I'm having a hard time understanding some of the accents. I'm thinking of picking up the books but I'm actually scared of trying to read that goddamned accent Edit: also Professor Bling fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Dec 22, 2015 |
# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 05:47 |
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I've been hearing "airplane novels" so I'm not expecting the next Culture series or anything
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 10:57 |
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stop waffling and pork the girl, seriously
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 05:57 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:20 |
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rip that girls marriage also
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 08:21 |