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Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I just started working in a liquor store man don't do this to me

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Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

its because redheads look like men.

wrong

like, so wrong I don't know how to deal with it

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
get that dick gurl

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
you are a god among men

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Rat posted:

Black Dynamite.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Godholio posted:

Since when are dorm rooms called apartments?

Or administrative staff assigning roommates in apartment buildings?

Some colleges run off-campus apartments as an "alternative" to dorms, which ends up being an even worse mish-mash of "mom and dad are totally loaded" entitled 18 year olds, "I hate the dorms but love paying too goddamned much for housing" and/or "baby's first apartment" 20 year olds, and "gently caress it government's paying for it all anyway" vets/people on a poo poo-ton of scholarships.

Sprinkle in a fair share of "funny money" international students and grad students getting free contract housing and you've got a recipe for the biggest clusterfuck on/near campus.

Source: some human being art student I knew at my college who lived in that sort of "apartment."

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I've been drunk for three hours and been working for two of them; being one of two vets working at a liquor store is great

All my coworkers introduce me as "the air force guy" to the regulars and they buy me all sorts of shooters/half-pints/pints

had some sorta-Rican girl try to hook me up with her sister tonight too


been a good night



edit: ain't no party like a liquor store party

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Pops Bling is a stubborn rear end in a top hat, and I'm my father's son, so we haven't really said much to each other since I joined the military. I'd have called him today, but he got his phone call on his birthday. rear end didn't call on mine so he doesn't get to hear from me until Christmas.


We're a very mature family.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

have fun loving 5's I guess.

I mean the only place she would be considered hot is the midwest.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dalael posted:

Easy to say when that is all you've been loving. try a real pussy just once, and then maybe she'll start looking real good.

Hahahahahahaha maybe that would look good if all I could gently caress were women that weighed as much as me

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
whip voiced his approval

its official

she fat

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'd gently caress her if I didn't have standards.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
wrong

Edit: at least, wrong at the college I attend

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I think I finally *get* twerking

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

glad the giants won bc gently caress the cards

:argh:

To be fair I'm a fan of sports teams that seem to inspire anger in fans for every sport I watch

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Cards, Blues, Steelers, and Ferrari for any weird European racing.

Arrogance with a splattering of severe depression.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

THIS IS OUR YEAR GODDAMNIT

every year is our year until the first round of the playoffs :negative:




also frontier league baseball is like some straight up "angels in the outfield before the angels show up" poo poo

Professor Bling fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Aug 19, 2015

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

these people are assholes

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Booblord Zagats posted:

gently caress everyone who smokes indoors

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Do we have an over/under on the amount of people Caro killed? Because war tourism is a hell of a better story than fuckin "puckins"

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Fun fact: sneezing and farting at the same time makes you feel like you poo poo yourself. Try it sometime!

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
So its better than the prequels is what you're telling us

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I have never been at that poiny

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm at work and I'm already drunk because homeless dudes keep buying me shooters of whiskey because APPARENTLY I SHOULDN'T BE AT WORK ON VETERAN'S DAY EVEN THOUGH I WORK IN A LIQUOR STORE which is like the textbook definition of enabling for my latent alcoholism

Thank god for autocorrwct

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Is that the college sjw version of "false flag"?

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

pretty sure it was because smoke crack didnt want to do one after failing his no drinking challenge

are you saying.... smoke crack's a bitch

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Two Finger posted:

gently caress THE WALKING DEAD FOREVER GODDAMNIT

good thing I'm not a manchild into shows about zambos

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Four Loko Gold tastes exactly like Red Bull and is cheap as gently caress for something that's 14% ABV

this message brought to you by a dude drunk on malt liquor

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

sorry you seem to like energy piss but it totally does taste the same

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Two Finger posted:

She does a lot of that to be fair

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

im shocked there hasnt been a shooting for star wars

now look what you done gone and did

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
So that new Syfy show, The Expanse, is pretty dope.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I like it but I'm having a hard time understanding some of the accents.

Belters :argh:

I'm thinking of picking up the books but I'm actually scared of trying to read that goddamned accent


Edit: also :drat:

Professor Bling fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Dec 22, 2015

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I've been hearing "airplane novels" so I'm not expecting the next Culture series or anything

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
stop waffling and pork the girl, seriously

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Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
rip that girls marriage also

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