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To the guy who didn't know who BDH is, she's Richie loving Cunningham's motherfucking daughter. poo poo, that's American as gently caress.
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Victor Vermis posted:Given the choice, they would prefer to gently caress 15-19 year olds. Yeah I'll stick with the 18-19 year olds thanks Also the 24 year olds
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Jul 14, 2015 11:09
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People are making GBS threads hard on True Detective season 2 and hasn't really earned that. It's not as amazing as S1 and I'm still waiting to be grabbed by the story but I'm pretty sure we've got some crazy poo poo to see. Also Rachel MacAdams is completely my poo poo.
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Jul 25, 2015 11:13
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Worked a bunch of jobs. I actually quit my job to enlist before realized that DEP takes months sometimes. I ended up getting a job as a courier at a law firm for five or six months. Once and a while, me and this other guy were charged with serving subpoenas. THAT was interesting.
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Jul 30, 2015 06:58
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:do tell It was actually dope. There was a pool of four couriers for a pretty successful law firm, the kind where one of the top partners has multiple Lambos. On certain days one of the paralegals would tell the head messenger guy she had some subpoenas. The paralegal was also a pretty sexy 33 year old grandmother if you can believe it. That's not relevant to the story at all by the way. Anyway, the head guy would grab one of use younger dudes with a couple of subpoenas and we'd take off in his clunker of a car and set the other guys to do bitchwork like delivery interoffice mail all day. He usually picked me because the other guys were a) a 40 year old burn out who got fired from his pizza delivery job and b) this kid who was always high as gently caress and kept trying to borrow money. We'd go grab breakfast and take our sweet time since we were getting paid hourly and there usually wasn't a rush. The paralegal would give us some documents on the guy, like where he lived/worked, what kinda car, sometimes where his wife worked. It was kind of like being a poo poo-tier gumshoe. Some funny poo poo happened, like the dude was at work, and usually they knew they were gonna be served at some point. So I'd go in the business and ask for the guy, and usually his coworkers would tip him off so he'd try to sneak out the back where my boss was waiting. You'd hear a muffled, "Aw, gently caress!" from out in an alleyway or whatever. One dude was at his house but wouldn't open the door so we kinda staked his place out, and then blocked off the only road with our car when he tried to fly the coop. It was a pretty interesting way to earn a paycheck for a while but it stopped being fun when I had to serve divorce documents to a dude in prison who didn't know his wife was leaving him. Also I wasn't allowed to say, "You got served" or wear cool costumes like in Pineapple Express. dat gmilf tho gotta be fox news, right?
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Jul 30, 2015 17:57
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Victor Vermis posted:Fox News is blonde and (I assume) wholesome white pancake butts. Mexico has weather? "Hey heads up it'll be hot as gently caress" Bless em though. But yeah I guess fox news's thing is pretty, white, with a flavoring of barely disguised evil.
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Jul 31, 2015 01:06
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Kevin Smith needs to stop making movies. The only one I can even stand of his is Zach and Miri and its pretty much only because I've got a weird crush on E Banks.
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Jul 31, 2015 09:23
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So fuckin proud to be American right now
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Aug 3, 2015 07:07
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Booblord Zagats posted:Truth. I just showed her picture to our receptionist who's a pretty 23 year old college student and said "If your fiance tried to hire her as a nanny." and before I could get out the next word she said "gently caress no" SAYS THE GUY WHO HIRED A PRETTY 23 YEAR OLD RECEPTIONIST YOU SLY DOG
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Aug 11, 2015 18:08
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That's not saying much because being executed by a nuke is probably the quickest, cleanest, and most badass way to die. But also samesies
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Aug 18, 2015 18:35
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Like there's literally no reason to do so ever. If you're seriously thinking of giving your credit card info to a PORNOGRAPHY COMPANY then I don't know what to tell you.
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Aug 22, 2015 15:20
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If you're not furiously masturbating to completion in like 10 sec to reddit gifs while your wife/girlfriend is in the other room doing laundry then lol, just lol Seriously its a rush
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Aug 23, 2015 03:44
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my soul feels like its loving dying
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Aug 24, 2015 16:08
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Another PT test down. I'd start day drinking now but I gotta work tonight so it's gonna be a loving long day. Gimme some drankin suggestions additionally, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KysKdijAhJI
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Aug 27, 2015 01:32
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She's gonna pop his skull like an overripe cantaloupe between those megagams
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Sep 2, 2015 11:20
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Well what the gently caress have they told him?
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Sep 3, 2015 08:52
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Is Jared in prison yet? What I wouldn't give for a go pro livestream of Jared being processed into prison.
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Sep 4, 2015 07:06
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Mr. Nice! posted:todd is cool Some kid at my high school killed himself by laying down on some train tracks until be got decapitated. I talked to a guy who was there, apparently they thought he was fukcing around and playing chicken until the last couple of seconds and they couldn't get to him in time. I guess if you're gonna off yourself do it in the metalest way possible. Needless to say we got a yearly "for gods sakes seek help if you're considering suicide" day out of that one.
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Sep 9, 2015 21:02
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That's old hat. We need more Jared related ones, stat! Gonna print some high quality ones and discreetly glue them to the door of the local Subway.
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Sep 10, 2015 14:40
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Those are some powerful looking butt cheeks.
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Sep 15, 2015 13:20
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Jesus gatdam Christ Thank you for this priceless treasure, you wonderful, beautiful man.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:04
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Pumpkin rolls, pumpkin pie, and carving pumpkins all own really hard. Pumpkin beer is loving awful.
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Sep 23, 2015 19:13
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I want to believe Nostalgia4Butts posted:realtalk it's incredibly weird how much of a routine i've now built about watching the new colbert late show Did this get better? I caught part of the episode with ScarJo and the interview and accompanying segment were just really really awkward. It was like the pacing or comedic timing was way off. It was probably a very early episode and I know it take some time for a show to find its legs, but wow, it was cringeworthy.
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Sep 28, 2015 06:29
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Good to hear because I really like Colbert and I'm happy that he's able to find success outside of his Colbert Report persona. I'll have to give it another go.
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Sep 28, 2015 08:02
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I pretty much come here for the booze chat, boobs, butts, and bitches (canine)
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Sep 29, 2015 08:51
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I know I should probably finish up my degree but that means taking math. fuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck math for loving hard
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Oct 5, 2015 13:24
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I'm dumb in all the worst ways
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Oct 5, 2015 13:25
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Christ, my 10yr high school reunion was such a poo poo show. Felt pretty good about myself though since I'd made the short list of people who didn't get fat. Who needs high school reunions now that there's Facebook and I can watch people's decent into fatness happen in near real time through their daily posts? Seriously the only reason to go to those is to make fun of people you hated or to attempt to rekindle an old flame (likely resulting in a night of shame and regret). Whenever I feel down, I cheer myself up by looking at the page of the guy who always threw poo poo at me in English class. He's a pizza delivery man now at 28. Also the other kid who teased me just ended up on the local police blotter as a wild-eyed junkie and petty thief. gently caress it ive convinced myself, I guess I'm going to my reunion after all!!
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Oct 11, 2015 09:23
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You need to get man of honor laid, dude. You could seriously be averting a potential crisis. Find the fat bridesmais, get some alcohol into both of them, and let desperation and nature take its course. Be a hero
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Oct 18, 2015 08:47
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New trailer looks really loving good.
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Oct 20, 2015 10:25
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Soju is a premium liquor because Hite and Kass loving suck and its usually less than a dollar for a 12oz bottle. OB's ok
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Nov 1, 2015 07:21
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Koreans by nature are 30% alcohol and only 40% water
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Nov 1, 2015 16:51
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Pro fucki g click
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Nov 9, 2015 12:59
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Nuke it from loving orbit
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Nov 17, 2015 08:24
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Pizza huts stuffed crust pizza is one of the greatest inventions of this or any generation.
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Nov 30, 2015 04:08
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There's this place called Gianni's a bit outside the main gate at Fort Meade that has pretty good pizza and loving phenomenal calzones. I know now how a fat person feels because put one of those things in front of me and I just can't help myself. So goddamn good. The owners are cool dudes too. And now I know what I forgot to eat last time I was stateside.
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Nov 30, 2015 14:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHSamtCT8z8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qWPM2XENik Hail satan
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Dec 7, 2015 14:22
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CHOCOLATE loving JESUS CHOCOLATE loving JESUS CHOCOLATE loving JESUS
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Dec 10, 2015 15:03
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Star Wars was cool, fun, and good and everyone acted real good in it. It's basically the opposite of the prequels in every imaginable way.
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Good thing is that if someone tried to shoot up the Star Wars premier, they'd have dozens of hooded religious zealots waving glowing swords in a dark movie theater to deflect the bullets. That's gotta be disorienting as hell. "Allahu ackbar!" "Leave Admiral Ackbar out of this, fiend! May the force guide my blade!" E: leaves plenty of time for a member of the local 501st Garrison to incapacitate the assailant with a buttstroke from a replica blaster rifle.
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