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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009



hoo dat?

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Aug 9, 2009


joat mon posted:

NEVER CROSS. PLAYS GAMES, ALL SORTS.

are you having a stroke?

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Aug 9, 2009


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

He's doing a thing. A not very clever thing.

please help me understand this thing he is doing

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Aug 9, 2009


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Watch the video he posted and what he posted before that

i refuse to watch any mary poppins related media :colbert:

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Aug 9, 2009



should i post my beard?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcmbFKstspk

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Aug 9, 2009


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

It was interesting last time. I think it was Psydude's idea in the swolethread- don't drink for 30 days and see how much weight you lose.

the year i didnt drink was the year i hit 200 lbs. now im back to 190

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Aug 9, 2009


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Aug 9, 2009


Lazy Reservist posted:

But not from behind

just make her wear a corset or something

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Aug 9, 2009


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I said fetch, not felch

ew

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Aug 9, 2009



a. how the gently caress is this nsfw worthy?

b. :jackbud:

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Aug 9, 2009


Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Because idiots browse this thread at work and are surprised to find questionably NWS poo poo like that

a girl in gym clothes is nsfw? plez dont body shame here this is a safe space

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Aug 9, 2009


Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

To play the devils advocate here where have you ever worked that having that on your work screen was ok?

uh pretty sure ive had way way worse in plain view on a screen during working hours m8

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Aug 9, 2009


The Rat posted:

I had a few sips of beer last August and a quarter glass of wine with my platoon after deployment in 06, but that's the only times I've drank in the last decade. Still have never been drunk. I am an anomaly among former 11Bs.

why?

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Aug 9, 2009


The Rat posted:

Just hit my goal of 240lbs for squat/bench/dead lift, meanwhile I weigh 170lbs. :shrek:

noice

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Aug 9, 2009


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

roscoe is not a beer fan

my ferret would drink the poo poo out of beer as long as it was flat, then she would stumble around and walk sideways. rip ferret

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Aug 9, 2009


Victor Vermis posted:

I went like 7 or 8 months without drinking. It wasn't even a conscious decision. I just got balls deep in school stuff and forgot how much I liked drinking.


Now I'm trying to throw together a script and shoot something this summer so obviously I'm leaning on gin pretty hard to get that ball rolling.

you ever frame that citation from when you got thrown out of a ball game for being too drunk?

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Aug 9, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXciBKcfQ8

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Aug 9, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM6elRs7F5k

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Aug 9, 2009


speaking of weird as gently caress books, heres a lil something for n4i

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Aug 9, 2009


Duzzy Funlop posted:

Apparently my planned roommate for the fall and spring semester bailed on me and the residence director ninja-assigned two 20-year-olds, both with the initials "A.M." to the double-bedroom in my apartment.

This is not going to own.

please refer to the duo as a2m cuz thats funny to me

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Aug 9, 2009



pleas dont post pics from my tumblr without my permission, i am insanely tr*ggered right now

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Aug 9, 2009


i just checked every box :shrug:

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Aug 9, 2009


finally saw american sniper. it loving sucks

if clint somehow lives long enough to direct another movie, he should be limited to the following:

1. gritty detective drama/mystery

2. gritty cowboy revenge flick

3. movie about being an old racist

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Aug 9, 2009


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

grand torino was excellent


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

3. movie about being an old racist

:wink:

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Aug 9, 2009



how did you get access to my private photobucket?

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Aug 9, 2009


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

don't any of you act like you wouldn't do this if you could

not all of us are comfortable with a dick in our mouths

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Aug 9, 2009


ah yes, the fancy realtree vest

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Aug 9, 2009


Godholio posted:

She was born in 1959. That's 56, for the arithmetically challenged. That's firmly beyond MILF and into GILF or maybe even GGILF territory.

Edit: Credit where credit is due, that's a HELL of a 56. But still, older than the parents of most GIP posters.

uh yea i think youre in denial about how old we all are. gramps

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Aug 9, 2009


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

was your dad a nazi?

i got sent to the principal's office in middle school for asking my german teacher that :godwin:

he was born in 37 so its possible that they gave him an adorable little ss uniform and had him fire a panzerfaust at a is2 or something during the battle of berlin

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Aug 9, 2009


The Rat posted:

I made an offering to the Blood God last weekend: http://i.imgur.com/FRWZezX.jpg

The Blood God was pleased and bestowed me with +1A: http://vidmg.photobucket.com/albums...4_153619379.mp4

(The arm wound was from hitting that door hinge with too much momentum, went about an inch deep and required five stitches. :unsmigghh: )


edit: vvvv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE

corn is pleased with your offering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVS_MMxe3Y


ps lmbo at el mangina trying to call the rat a nerd

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Aug 9, 2009


The Rat posted:

Well to be fair I am a pretty huge nerd.

I mean this was my OPFOR outfit when I was shooting blanks at Ranger students.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/krieg10.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/krieg13.jpg

Much like the warrior-poet 2pac says that thugs get lonely too, nerds get crazy too.

loving lmbo :allears:

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Aug 9, 2009


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

more ammo for shim

:catstare:

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Aug 9, 2009


cant flim flam the shim sham

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Aug 9, 2009


yea she def needs to realize that her teen years metabolism has given up and put down the cheeseburgers

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Aug 9, 2009


elite_garbage_man posted:

I'd squirt one into her rectum

then on her anus

then in her sphincter

then on her anus again

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Aug 9, 2009


ded posted:

hawaii is the second easiest place to get laid that i have ever been to

the first being your moms house

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