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holocaust bloopers posted:hail buttes RATHER INCLINED TO GIGGLE, DOESN'T PUT THINGS AWAY
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Jun 2, 2015 23:01
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DownByTheWooter posted:I made it a point to see this poo poo in Lima (subtitled) totes worth it 10/10 was legit tempted to watch it again at the next showing RELISHES HIS PETARD, WON'T STAY DOWNWIND
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Jun 2, 2015 23:09
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drat kids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXn3r5plloI  Drunk thread: boobs, in S.O.B.
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Jun 2, 2015 23:23
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Dr. Josef Mengele posted:i dont drink. i just smoke weed erryday USES LEFT HAND; DESULTORY AND PHILLIPIC
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Jun 2, 2015 23:31
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:hoo dat? Gay as a robin. Harmonizes beautifully.
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Jun 3, 2015 00:26
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Anita Dickinme posted:Why can't this just be a PRIAPIC AND PERIPATETIC; HEARD BUT NOT SEEN
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Jun 3, 2015 01:42
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STALKS NAKED MOLE RATS; CLEAN AND ASYMPTOMATIC.
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Jun 3, 2015 01:46
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:That's a requirement from above my level. NEVER CROSS. PLAYS GAMES, ALL SORTS.
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Jun 3, 2015 02:12
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THROWS POO. SMELLS TEAL BEANS
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Jun 3, 2015 02:23
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not caring here posted:Holy motherfuckin' poo poo WAKES BEFORE DAWN. WEARS BOOTS (The end)
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Jun 3, 2015 02:30
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Worth repeating, for the one person who hasn't seen it: https://youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
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Jul 8, 2015 17:07
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:If we could harness the energy of the perpetual outrage machine in this country we could end our dependence on foreign oil. Would the outrage energy be pure, or would it be tainted by its source? I can see the left being outraged by having to use right outrage energy and the right by having to use left outrage energy. I guess that's the secret to the 'perpetual' part. The energy company could be called "Outragoboros."
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Jul 16, 2015 17:23
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:So is Cosby still an honorary Navy chief or.. DownByTheWooter posted:truth be told, if anything, ought to cement his position
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Jul 21, 2015 22:01
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Monkey Shines Misery Rear Window
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Jul 24, 2015 01:02
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World According to Garp
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Jul 31, 2015 16:39
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Two Finger posted:i'd call that a win win Like mixing up John Wayne and extra #3 in Cowboys vs Aliens
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Jul 31, 2015 22:15
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For that game of skeet I think you be calling 'push!' instead of 'pull!'
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Aug 7, 2015 03:04
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Bot flies are nasty bastards.
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Aug 9, 2015 02:34
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Mike-o posted:I worked call support for Verizon for a bit, had some lady screaming her head off at me because she was getting charged 5¢ for city tax and wanted me to remove it. I can't remove taxes you dumb bitch. Perhaps if Verizon could differentiate between living a city and living in a zip code that happens to have a city in it (that you don't live in) (But bitching about it to no effect isn't worth $1.25 a month)
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Aug 10, 2015 23:12
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ded posted:lmbo if you live in a part of the US that has loving tornados Or Taiwan.
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Aug 11, 2015 14:47
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:on a lighter note, I was talking to my wife about how I can kinda see what might drive a dude to go shoot random people (not condoning it mind you) and they're probably not inherently evil or whatever, and products of a hosed up society. It just means you're a decent human being. I've represented a couple thousand people in criminal cases, and only had one who made me think, this guy is evil. (He wasn't one of my death penalty guys, either) On the other hand, just because someone is the product of everything being hosed up doesn't mean they're not dangerous.
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Oct 2, 2015 02:57
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:did you get the evil guy acquitted? No, but I convinced the jury to give him a sentence about 3 times lower than what I expected.
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Oct 2, 2015 05:20
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Showin' the flag at the local Chick Fil-a [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/b56OQss.jpg[/omg]
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Oct 3, 2015 15:08
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:if the keys are anywhere in the cabin it may be enough to prove intent. In my state its called 'actual physical control' and carries the same punishment and other consequences as DUI. Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:best bet is either the trunk or the fuel door I you don't have friends or can't afford a cab, this is the absolute minimum. You may still get rousted. Once the cops get you out of the car, you'll be intoxicated in public. If they arrest you, maybe they'll tow your car. If they tow your car, they'll search it first, so make sure there's nothing incriminating either.
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Oct 12, 2015 16:58
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:i mean, hes not wrong at the basic level about some of that stuff. the fall of constantinople led to the search for an alternate route. And the end of the reconquista freed up resources, But the Spanish being Catholic because of Islam? And the inquisition being because of Islam? And the Diaspora being because of Islam? Hahahaha
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Oct 13, 2015 04:10
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Sorry man, we both pointed out the two parts where he's not wrong. (Us and any ninth grader) That means we've got Allen West cooties now and are required to support everything he ever says and to have all his thoughts and intentions attributed to us, personally. No, wait. This isn't d&d, this is the drunk thread: have another sip and chill.
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Oct 13, 2015 04:55
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DownByTheWooter posted:I loved this movie when I saw it 23 years ago By which time Phoebe Cates was already married with children. You poor kid.
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Oct 15, 2015 23:44
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Impressive steganography.
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Oct 21, 2015 16:31
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Buttes and dogges http://i.imgur.com/Fb0vPvK.gifv
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Dec 9, 2015 21:32
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DownByTheWooter posted:My hot TA wrote her phone number in my notebook today. I ask her when she's free and then her first reply is that she has a boyfriend she's very happy with. lol what She heard you know where a slut can go to have her babies murdered and sold for parts.
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DownByTheWooter posted:so it goes
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