GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!

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Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

I'm not down for fasting but I definitely am on board with iftar.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 21:01

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# ¿ Sep 12, 2024 00:46

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

It's pretty much the logical end state of misogyny. Think so poorly of women that you'd rather sodomize boys.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 03:11

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

ded posted:

heathers is the only cool high school movie

edit : including breakfast club

# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 02:18

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

I drink frequently and with great pleasure and the only time I'd go 30 days is if I were deployed.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 19:36

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

picking up some new books

Get the collection:

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 00:47

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Please check your screen resolution privilege.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 17:58

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Two Finger posted:

yep, we have a fleet of like seven offshore patrol vessels armed with a devastating .30 cal each (might be a .50) and that's about it

it's weird how our SAS is one of the best in the world and the rest of our military is a loving joke

Especially since you're on an island.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 03:27

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Who here can spot a sexy gorilla? http://gawker.com/quiz-can-you-tell-the-sexy-gorilla-from-a-normal-garba-1714162496

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 03:33

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

ElMaligno posted:

honestly the only deal breaker i see if she had the flattest of butts.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 14:10

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i was with a girl who was into horses once

never again

Made you feel inadequate?

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 22:38

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Mike-o posted:

I can't find the thread on reddit but apparently according to the schadenfreude thread he was going off about Mexicans or something. I wouldn't doubt he's a sovereign citizen dork.

He was claiming that the manager was an illegal Mexican.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 01:47

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

the last good dc movie was, what, Batman Returns?

Mask of the Phantasm.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 02:38

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

One of the rad things about working out and staying in shape is that you can score fit chicks. True story.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 00:30

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

clicked on that and got a ashley madison popup

lol

lol you don't use adblock plus.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 13:38

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Mr. Nice! posted:

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 00:43

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Mike-o posted:

God drat I forgot how sick the butte game was in San Diego.

Best thing: leaving active duty in SD and staying to go to school. Dat gym...

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 04:22

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Gotta tell the wife to start underwear shopping where that chick does.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 01:26

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Rad Lieutenant posted:

So, should I shave or just trim? I want my lady friend to have a nice experience down there with little beanie

Butane lighter.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 03:07

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

he's not wrong

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 04:03

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Mike-o posted:

poo poo that should happen.txt

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 23:19

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Genocide Tendency posted:

Kids did that when I grew up too. Pre-internet.

We just called it social circles.

Kinda how everyone in your group dated everyone and the same strain of chlamydia gets passed around in an endless cycle...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h50xcQh8vA

# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 01:12

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

ded posted:

lmbo if you live in a part of the US that has loving tornados

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 00:07

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Mad Dragon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfXmG3GdAig

"just gonna slowly back away now"

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 16:19

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Allahu ackbar.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 00:37

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Since this is the drunk thread I should drunk post (and so should you):

I am in better physical shape than when I was active duty because I actually have time to exercise but it's harder.

I spent the peak physical years of my life - the years in which I had the best ability to build muscle, the best healing time - sleep deprived and staring into the darkness so an aging rustbucket didn't hit Arab fishermen too stupid to get out of the way while I sweated my balls off for some assholes who couldn't even defend their primary means of income.

gently caress this gay earth.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 03:49

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Victor Vermis posted:

Did you go to Freshman orientation?

lol

why

This was many moons ago but my freshman orientation was when you tested out of things like remedial arithmetic and also registered for classes so you had to go if you didn't want to show up the first day in randomly chosen retard classes.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 00:58

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

hosed up if tru

The butthurt is strong with this one.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 00:16

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Leather Bear posted:

And zyr made the switch after zyr left the service

What do you mean "switch?" Zhe just chose to present ierself as the gender shkle has always been.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 01:51

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

it's a really good root beer overall, good foam and flavor

im not gonna drink more than one at a time because of the sugar and stuff but it's def pretty goddamn good

How's it do with ice cream?

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 02:30

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Alternate option: mix in vanilla vodka.

I don't know any underage college girls, where would I get it?

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 03:01

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Godholio posted:

If you don't keep a bottle of flavored vodka and a bottle of fireball/cinnamon Jack on hand, I don't know what to tell you.

I keep several bottles of bourbon and scotch on hand at all times because I can literally injure people by clubbing them with my giant manly dick.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 03:34

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Naked Bear posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myu7sUENBoY

Ding ding ding! We have a winner:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/09/01/bold-u-s-marine-scores-date-with-ufc-champ-ronda-rousey-with-one-sex-related-caveat/

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/11/marine-bucks-tradition-refuses-to-ask-celebrity-to-birthday-ball/

# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 13:01

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Godholio posted:

Plus nobody really cares about Carter enough to get worked up one way or the other.

He's one of those rare examples of a 90+ year old man dying where you can say "man, what a loss. he could have done a lot more if he'd lived."

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 22:48

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Booblord Zagats posted:

Whenever people tell me of the vast government conspiracy, I always try to show them it requires a level of coordination and secrecy that is unsustainable in our or any other military

As an example, my unit once was ordered to send 4 helicopters but only 2 sets of crews to a boat. They wanted all 4 helicopters flown to Hawaii to rendezvous with said boat, that was infact, in the Indian Ocean. Our XO spent 2 weeks arguing with the planners who ordered this via email before they realized what they had asked for.

Then they asked for 5 helicopters and 6 crews, and changed the route to something almost as stupid, but at least possible. We were on the boat for about 6 weeks before they told us to go back home because our airframe wasn't needed

I knew every single thing that was happening up to the moment because the girlfriends and wives of the unit were calling one another reading the emails to one another and their SOs, who would then bitch about it in the shop.

The idea is that these units are made up of the only competent people in the military.
Kind of like how Audis are made of the only good parts from VW plants.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:45

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

I'm considering putting a high CFM fan on my screened in porch for quasi-indoor smoking purposes. Not sure what to do about furniture though.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 00:50

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Two Finger posted:

jeez maybe i should dial it back i have a beer or two most nights

Same here. It's perfectly healthy and enjoyable, don't let the Puritans get you down.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 20:51

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

I've known some pretty sad sack friendzoned losers but never seen anything that bad.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 00:26

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Lazy Reservist posted:

Best man seems to be enjoying the joke. Man of honor looks incredibly awkward and ashamed.

Best man knows that only one of the two of them drilled the bride.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 22:10

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAZN3-g3F4I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WfAy7P3Prk

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 01:13

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# ¿ Sep 12, 2024 00:46

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Happy Hallowhatever.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 23:19

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