GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!

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Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Potential BFF posted:

I don't know if I'm unlucky or what but spinning the wheel of "sure why not" with the tig ol bitty crowd has been an exercise in disappointment. Every time the bra comes off it's like finding out your birthday cake is full of snot and nightmares. I didn't buy all those bottles of sake at the loving Thai restaurant to stick my face in a pair of week old get well soon balloons. Thanks for loving nothing. Ms. rail thin two nails hammered into a board may have higher self esteem and maintenance requirements but that roulette wheel isn't rigged for misery. Regret maybe, but not misery. I'd rather discover a maze of daddy left us cuts on a lady with the proportions of a 2 x 4 than another pair of blown out spoiled cantaloupes stuck in a walmart brassiere.

This is why you date 40 year olds with recent titty upgrades.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2015 22:35

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# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 06:07

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

juden tested fuehrer approved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3qF1e2nvfY

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 23:06

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Dead Reckoning posted:

Sure, I'm out of beer anyway. Can't do a month though, I'm visiting the Scottish relatives in a few weeks.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 00:34

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

70s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WUdlaLWSVM

80s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI

90s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnFKaU8H4v8

00s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_lhspmjCJ4

10s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKt2qvW9IWA

# ¿ Jun 13, 2015 05:04

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrZlWw8Di10

or get out.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 20:14

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Yo guys recommend me a movie to watch on Netflix or Amazon prime with the lady. Don't mind renting via Amazon or ps.

Uh let's see I've already seen John Wick and that's all that comes to mind

Ok wtf how many Resident Evil movies are there?

Little late on this but if it's up I highly recommend Gone Girl.

If you have Amazon Prime check and see if Gaslight is still up.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 13:39

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

holocaust bloopers posted:

I don't understand why a vet would opt for on-campus housing. I knew one guy who did it, but he was an idiot who just assumed living off-campus was too expensive on the Post-9/11.

Depends on the location of the dorms to classrooms vs traffic/parking issues.

If you could hangover stumble to class in a couple minutes instead of being stuck in traffic for 30 minutes just to spend the next 20 trying to find a parking spot it's a toss up as to which is better.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 22:26

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Actual honest answers:

Apparently being legally deaf tanks your privilege.

Comedy answers:

# ¿ Jun 21, 2015 00:00

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

ElMaligno posted:

Im Zion gendered

Heil Zion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk2vrRKel6k

Curse of Hatred?

Welp.

Guess there is something to this alternative gender stuff.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2015 00:58

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

The Rat posted:

Well to be fair I am a pretty huge nerd.

I mean this was my OPFOR outfit when I was shooting blanks at Ranger students.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/krieg10.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/krieg13.jpg

Much like the warrior-poet 2pac says that thugs get lonely too, nerds get crazy too.

Dude. Those pictures are everything I aspire to be in life.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2015 06:14

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

That News Story posted:

Women in Japan

Of course its Japan.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 04:02

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Model gets shot in the rear end with gummy bears in slow motion.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 23:22

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

why not just direct link the youtube bruh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE52PR4yMOA

Did the video get linked?

Then shut the gently caress up and stop complaining.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 23:31

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

# ¿ Jul 3, 2015 02:05

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/02/pilot-kickstarter-to-adopt-predator/

Lmbo

I had a sick burn lined up for this but the god drat article took it.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 21:46

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

huh that explains why I don't like cilantro and gin

Guess I'm the bitch

(Doubly so considering gin and tonics are a quintessential gay drink.)

Nah. Gin just loving sucks.

A good Vodka Collins however is amazing. Use Absolute's recipe, switch Vodka brand to your choice, as long as it's quality. No ABC poo poo.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 16:23

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Mike-o posted:

What's that sports illustrated? You have a bikini issue and sometimes body paint? Oh that's cool. We just straight up have naked people in our magazine.

I think it's ESPN's the body issue which is straight up nude.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 21:35

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Slim Pickens posted:

I read that two ways: you were watching the discovery channel, or you went surfing after period sex and didn't wash your dick first

The latter is how you hard mode in North Carolina

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 01:13

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Dead Reckoning posted:

Girls who are into horses are not in any way entry level crazy, but the fact that they are rich enough to own horses means that most people are willing to overlook that fact.

Fun Fact:

Taylor Swift is/was an equestrian. Like obsessive equestrian.

Interpret this how ever you will.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 22:56

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Click me

You are welcome.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 23:30

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I think every single one of us has noticed that she's got the crazy eye. That said, none of us care. We all would and we wouldn't give it a second thought.

Of course we all would.