GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!

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Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Thanks to the proliferation of technology in this day and age, there's like several dozen angles on that video with varying amounts of hilarious/dumb commentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNEIhMBg58

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 22:17

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# ¿ Mar 26, 2023 05:31

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

I'm in the fourth week without booze with the exception of 3 PBRs at the pool Saturday 2 weeks ago. Don't really miss it since 14 credit hours in the summer keep you occupied as gently caress. (and also lead you to the realization that 14 credit hours in the summer is loving retarded)

I'm also on my fifth week of liquid nutrition with a cardboard-tasting shake called Soylent and miss actual food hard. On the other hand, I haven't had BBQ or slowcooked food since I got the the US so I've mostly been eating cheap garbage or weeks upon weeks of steamed Tilapia with tomatoes & onions. (For some reason, Tilapia and Salmon is cheap as hell over here)

# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 22:09

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Nah. I've had an eosinophilic esophagitis since 2005 and been on a bunch of supplement-based liquid diets recommended by my gastroenterologist twice before and he'd read an article on the stuff a little while before I left for the US, he suggested I give it a try and look into long-term replacement of 50+% of my daily calorie intake with liquid supplements for several months to see if I could reduce the dosage of my meds bit by bit. It's been working without causing me to implode so far and with a little mild finaglery, I'll probably be able to file for partial reimbursement when I fly back home for a month in the late summer.

There were two GiP dudes that messaged me over the condition (and added dysphagia in one case) the last time I bitched about my doc putting me on a vegan diet for 3 months a year or two ago, but I dumped my PMs since then, so if whoever it was still has problems or wants to chat about farting like a motherfucker for the first 2 weeks, hit me up.

That said, anyone replacing actual food with cardboard-milkshakes without any medical need and being smug about it is loving retarded.

Like, there are forums full of people either too lazy to cook a loving meal with a holier-than-thou attitude towards vegans for not being progressive enough and still putting solid food into their bodies instead of ~SUSTAINABLY GENERATED FUEL~.

Towards. Vegans.

Dwell on that poo poo for a second.

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Jun 17, 2015

# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 22:55

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Apparently my planned roommate for the fall and spring semester bailed on me and the residence director ninja-assigned two 20-year-olds, both with the initials "A.M." to the double-bedroom in my apartment.

This is not going to own.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 03:34

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Well, my trust in link lasted for about 4 posts. I had a good run.

Also, considering some early-morning drinking after some 4-5 weeks without a proper drink since there's some free MMA on TV straight from Berlin and I have a 4-pack of Lost Highway IPA in the fridge.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 16:08

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

I'm apparently from "Meh-Europe"

# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 23:58

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

My dad's turning 80 in two years, please tell your parents to stop skateboarding on his sidewalk, tia

# ¿ Jun 21, 2015 23:01

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Same, but I was born a Trans-Am

Myself, I'm Mayonnaise

# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 21:35

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Friar Zucchini posted:

lol @ these people

Also, I accidently bought 3.5lb of swai instead of tilapia, gently caress this cruel existence that allows me to be mildly inconvenienced by my own incompetence

# ¿ Jun 28, 2015 21:57

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

EI don t know what's happening.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 03:15

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2015 14:40

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 01:23

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Been nice lately, consistently under 90. 70's at night.. Global warming is less fist loving this region than rubbing its clit gently.

It's been wonderful. Heard it hit 103.5F in germany yesterday.

I used to live about half an hour from Kitzingen, where they broke the record of hottest temperature ever recorded a few days ago with 110 degrees.
And it's been between 90 and 100 degrees for the past 2 weeks, probably going to stay that way for another 10 days.

And nobody has A/C in their homes in Germany.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2015 16:26

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

I'll probably start depleting the alcohol reservoir I almost haven't touched in the past 7 weeks before flying home and, upon realizing just now that I'm flying home in five days, I remembered that I'm gonna get laid again.

:peanut:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2015 19:37

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

A quick inventory of my fridge yielded the following, roughly a third of which is my roommate's stuff, but since I'm never seeing her again and she's moving out just 2 weeks after me, I figured I'd be a good roommate and deplete all her poo poo.

I need to put that into my body in some order and I don't even know what half of it is.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2015 21:24

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

So steel reserve pineapple tastes like, well...artificial pinapple fruit punch with a shot of gin and the smell of it isn't really bad, but I feel like I already know how a hangover off it feels like. Basically, if you've ever done too much vodka red bull and then smelled red bull ever again. Was hoping it would be like cider.

In other drunk news, after the 4th, I shat pastel-green diarrhea for a day and a half and google assured my I was dying from internal bleeding or something, but it turns out this is completely normal when you drink Gatorade FIERCE: Blue Cherry as I was able to reproduce the effect sans alcohol this morning

The more you loving know

# ¿ Jul 8, 2015 22:04

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

gin and tonic is basically my mainstay

it'll never let me down

Same.

And tequila is just a way of calling the cops without picking up the phone.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 00:33

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

I drank that 40 of Steel Series around noon. Made it all classy-like with a few slices of lime in my SAN ANDREAS promo cup from Carl's Junior, because glass is verboten at the pool.

Roughly half an hour later, I instantly felt hungover and borderline comatose, so I draped myself across the couch and started watching movies.
Went through Independence Day, Minority Report and now I've started Gone Girl.

So two questions:
- do steel series 40s come pre-roofied ?
- is Gone Girl worth the watch?

# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 01:54

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

I'm sorry, did I just see Rosamund Pike shove a bottle of wine up her cooter repeatedly?

What in the gently caress :stare:

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Jul 10, 2015

# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 03:45

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

It just occured to me that potato kid shot both wildling-firebush and shivved Jon Snow.

Stonecold motherfucker.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2015 03:56

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

Someone planned and built that gazebo to be a focus of civic pride and architectural beauty. Now look at it. Unrepaired damage. Graffiti. A girl hula-hooping with her butt.

As intended by the founding fathers.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 00:58

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

I very much appreciate all of these pictures, alas, I cannot get hard to them

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 22:54

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

We got ourselves a game.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 23:29

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

They should have sent a poet.

They did.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 03:52

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Are people that loving upset over "I used to date hispanics, but now I prefer consensual."

That's not even remotely close to Carlos 'Ned' Mencia.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 16:10

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

There are grape cigars.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 17:06

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Tried to explain to my dad how that flashy new 1200-dollar TV of his works. Failed because he doesn't know how to operate the equally new iphone he got and "he will not be talked down to".

Afternoon drinking it is.

Oh, also frankonian football. Think junior-high-grade of football, but played by a bunch of dudes between twenty and fifty that train twice a week.
More than 3 americans on the field at any given time are verboten, because having an american passport turns you into tom brady or something.

Beers for 2 bucks a pop.

It'll be a good day.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2015 12:27

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

This, except not Jake, but Murilo, Lucas, Diego and whateverthefuckotherbrazilianname, also a fifth brazilian I don't even know.
Josie also wasn't just drunk, but like barely over 18.

Everyone knew, noone cared.

College.

Also etting drunk off my noodle after 3 days of fworking to work and cook for others, beer really wons a whole lot. Probably shouldn�'T try to cram four of them into an hour.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 21:10

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

My last job before the military was at a local BOSCH plant, loading up a tempering oven with spark plug bodies or whatever you call them. 8.75 hours of standing in front of an 7 foot wide conveyor belt while staring into the flames of the burners and never dropping a sweat or taking a piss despite drinking upwards of 2 gallons of fluids/electrolytes during the shift. If you stared into the flames long enough more than halfway through the shift, you'd start tripping balls and seeing poo poo.

Every once in a while, the floor master would waltz through and "give me a break" and have me do quality control for an hour or two, which entailed hand-sorting through an actual ton of spark plugs, checking their threadings (threads?) under a microscope. The monotony was broken once per day when "the hotties" from the office in the floor above us would walk past our section for lunch and back. "The hotties" were a bunch of wrinkly 40+ year olds and apparently the hottest women on the planet, according to my co-workers.

My first job after the military, just before college, was half-and-half accounting and freight dispatcher. The former half was boring as everloving gently caress, worst thing I could do was mismatch a several million euro transaction with the wrong account and send a dozen people in three offices up the walls fixing my fuckup. Freight dispatcher was actually more interesting, since my major back in 2006 was logistical information systems, and fuckups would have more practical consequences than just lost money in the aether.
My proudest mistake was sending a 40-ton truck loaded with hazmat into the downtown area of some town because noone told me that our business partner there identified his plant on the outskirts from the office downtown with some innocuous line in the address.

Cue me getting a call from a cop attempting to translate for the furious polish driver who got stuck in the no-poo poo cobblestone pedestrian precinct he thought would be a good choice to drive into. Driver was blaming me, Cop waved it away and assured me it wasn't my responsibility, he just thought he'd let me know so we'd be aware the shipment wouldn't be going anywhere since the truck was legally not allowed to leave under its own power because ~german reasons~ and they had to shut down the main traffic artery of that town while towing it out and the shipping company would probably be trying to blame it on us.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 10:00

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Enjoying all this minimum wage chat. Have a butt.

Pretty legit butt

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 14:55

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Have a lone, weighty, bluebreasted kookaburra:

http://www.gfycat.com/LoneWeightyBluebreastedkookaburra

:nws:

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 13:43

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Now I need an AV to go along with my first gangtag. Thinking about just drinking all the beer and postponing the decision to later.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 11:32

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Kinda tough to say that her opponents are "so terrible" when she's just off-the-wall insane.

Someone in PSP recently put it fairly clear-cut: She'd be at the top of her weight class' pile in any generation, but right now the disparity in skill betwen the top and everything not the top is so brutal that, to date, there's been a single fighter with her in the cage that even knew what was happening. Not even remotely in a position to keep it from happening, but at least aware of what it was.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2015 14:17

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

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Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Dead Reckoning posted:

My personal opinion is that it's definitely the latter. She's very, very good, and I like watching her fight, but the rest of the women's division doesn't have any strong opponents. Against a male bantamweight? I don't think she could afford to trade punches, and most of the guys who make it to the top have good takedown defense.
Uriah Hall is a kickboxer with six professional knockouts. Saying that Rousey can take him in a casual scramble if he doesn't do the thing he's incredibly good at that would turn her entire gameplan to poo poo isn't exactly a deep insight.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 06:43

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Gawker is dumb, but I'm 13 and the headline killed me

Lenny Kravitz Shredded So Hard His Dick Fell Out On Stage

# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 10:01

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

http://www.leoaffairs.com/video/video-self-proclaimed-anonymous-and-sandra-bland-activist-harasses-threatens-texas-deputy/

I understand white privilege now.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 13:08

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Potential BFF posted:

man i'll make sure any future asians are spurting out eels or barfing up ramen into a businessman's lap or something

here's remy lacroix doing remy lacroix stuff

http://gfycat.com/YellowFamousHamadryas

I would like to get elected to and then pass legislation in, on, or around that absolutely magnificent vagina.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 21:45

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Went with a T-Mobile family plan as my first option with 4 spanish chicks when I first came to Az, had to dump it when they all left after a semester, but the dude suggested a prepaid 40 Dollar monthly deal with 1GB of data or 50 with 2.5, so I just went with that instead of going around a lot and comparing. The majority of the students I've run into have plans between 50 and 90 dollars which is waaay to loving high for my taste, so I'm thinking they're either dumb or every single other company has platinum loving coverage or something.
Haven't had any complaints about the T-Mobile coverage so far, though.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 18:46

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

I was like "sweet, some funny article about a movie being dumb, not gonna watch the movie", but now I kinda want to watch it just like after reading that Great Gatsby script done by fake Michael Bay.

http://io9.com/the-most-important-scenes-from-fantastic-four-as-i-rem-1723363327

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 18:47

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# ¿ Mar 26, 2023 05:31

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

Potential BFF posted:

~tigolebitties~

http://gfycat.com/CalculatingGleamingBeardeddragon

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 14:38

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