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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkKiLaxXjAA "This is why mom doesn't F@cking love you!"
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Lazy Reservist posted:But not from behind Unless scatplay is your thing
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terrez posted:go fuckyourself mods i am drunk this is the drunk thread i am going to post boobs and buttz Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Jun 10, 2015 |
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Jun 10, 2015 13:22
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That needs a bloody tampon held by him photoshopped in
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Jun 12, 2015 23:53
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Moving to Portland and being a literal bum is starting to look appealing... Don't wanna play anymore.
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This really happened; Today the class slob vomited on the cuffing dummy during pepper spraying... The last few folks couldn't do the cuffing portion. Earlier in the day he got talked to by three instructors for yelling "gently caress, gently caress, gently caress" over and over again whilst doing combat drags. He couldn't move his person and thought caterwauling curse words was appropriate.
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Jul 31, 2015 03:22
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:both are the rapist, obviously Whose penis opens up to envelop the other penis? That's what determines the victim/victor role each "man" (pronounced rape-ust) occupies.
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getting hammered on jacks n coke on a lovely sw plane heading home from Georgia gently caress that shithole and gently caress chicken breasts Dingleberry fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Oct 6, 2015 |
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dont feed the gaga after midnite
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Lazy Reservist posted:Best man seems to be enjoying the joke. Man of honor looks incredibly awkward and ashamed. You should give the poor boy some advice.... Man of Honor should pull a long con to get in that vag; He should come out as gay, start banging it out with a bunch of dudes. That converts the bride to a hag. He should then move to SanFran and really gay it up. She'll poo poo out a few kids, and in a few years she'll come out for a "girls night out weekend" to party it up in SanFran. He takes her to every super gay dance club, where she'll be ignored by all manner of hot studmuffins. Man of Honor will lavish attention on her though, and give her some E. After hours of dancing they end up back at the hotel, where as a "joke" he booked the romance deluxe bubble jacuzzi suite, and her diminished self image from being ignored by a bunch of hot twinks plus E plus some champagne will open up those cottage-cheesey(by then) mom-thighs and he can put a Faux-Gay baby in her. He just has to remember to put in in the front butt after years of anal conditioning, and when the Groom finds out she's knocked up after not banging it out with her since the second little poo poo factory was born Groom will jump at the chance to divorce her and Man of Honor will then swoop in and be all like "I'm totally gay for you Baby..." THE END.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Imagine Collateral redone with Lynn C Thompson 
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saw this t'day... Jager Bomber.
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Force de Fappe posted:this is asstastic Reminds me of high school; every year they'd have a talent show. This one girl came out on stage, laid on her back, and her friend poured dry cereal in her mouth, then milk. Friend walks off stage, comes back with a small dog on the leash, and then the dog ate the cereal out of her mouth for like two minutes. There was a collective gasp, silence, and then polite applause when she got up at the end and went off stage...
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    http://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2015/11/13/swat-team-storms-concert-hall-bataclan-paris-attacks-erin.cnn/video/playlists/paris-shootings/ butt peeping around :08-ish
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Slim Pickens posted:That thing's pretty stacked for a 12 year old (no pedo) its the tupperware. Dingleberry fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Nov 17, 2015 |
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Nov 17, 2015 03:34
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Delizin posted:I've been binge watching Black Sails. It is a pirate show set in early 1700s Nassau on Starz that is coming up on it's third season. It is set as a prequel 20 years before the events of the book Treasure Island. I had never heard about it before, but it has an 8.0 on IMDB and was a recommended show so I decided to give it a go. if the last episode of season two's finale doesn't make your dong go diamond-cutter then you have erectile disfunction...
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Delizin posted:There is absolutely no evidence that her baby daddy ran off just because he isn't pictured in the second photo. Everyone wants to take this to a racial place. I won't let them. 
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vao5rn7OHPo Trailer for "Handjob Cabin"
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=ncvFAm4kYCo "The bank robbers are extreme athletes!"
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ded posted:Time to make the prediction reality.  
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:Ugh, just because I'm wearing a banana hammock does not mean I consent to your sexual objectification! #Mypenismychoice2016
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