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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

should i post my beard?

Only if she's okay with it

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Oct 30, 2011


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Yo, N4I

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/KuSxjgH.jpg :nws:

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Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I mean this ain't breaking news but Mean Girls is on Netflix and probably has been for a while

Good movie

My girlfriend had me watch it with her lastnight. Seriously underrated movie, love Tim Meadows

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Oct 30, 2011


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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I said fetch, not felch

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Oct 30, 2011


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Being a mod seems really loving awful but I'm glad N4I deals with that poo poo for our sake

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Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

If you can't Google Bing "generic white girl tits" I don't know what to tell you.

In the interest of a true and lasting peace in our time, I'll do them one better

:nws: :nws: :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/ApbPO4U.gif
http://i.imgur.com/ruARecq.gif
http://i.imgur.com/XmdGL2V.gif
http://i.imgur.com/8jRJGd3.gif
http://i.imgur.com/C59YJbe.gif
http://i.imgur.com/CYJ26wO.gif
http://i.imgur.com/wgeRJYE.gif
:nws:

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Oct 30, 2011


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Whip Slagcheek posted:

Can confirm Actually, modding GiP is retardedly easy. Its the other poo poo that goes along with it that's terrible.

I'm guessing a lot of PMs from other mods/admins mad that Shim is posting outside?

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Oct 30, 2011


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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

today is i don't give a gently caress friday

i just

don't

care

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk

If I ever made a crime flick, this is the song I'd montage hyper-violent bank robberies to

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Oct 30, 2011


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Oct 30, 2011


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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

that's the movie i watch whenever i'm in a bad mood

always makes me laugh no matter what

This along with BASEketball and blazing saddles

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Oct 30, 2011


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And I forgot the newest one, Tropic Thunder
Event he DVD special features are amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54_KvM1zvEQ

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Oct 30, 2011


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ManMythLegend posted:

I'm civil/attack helicopter gender.

Same, but I was born a Trans-Am

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Oct 30, 2011


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The Rat posted:



I'm not sure how much of what I did was true hardcore nerdery and how much was short-timing before my ETS and seeing how much I could get away with.

They aren't mutually exclusive

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Oct 30, 2011


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Talking to a black coworker about racism, he said this is the most racist thing thats ever made him laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0YrG4pI004

Made me think of Shim

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm going to ask folks to not continue this line of discussion.

In my defense N4I, I thought mine was the South Carolina state anthem

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Oct 30, 2011


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.that's definitely the kinda girl who will let you nut in her if you agree to buy the plan B

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Oct 30, 2011


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GBS New South Flag is pretty funny

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Oct 30, 2011


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Oct 30, 2011


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ManMythLegend posted:

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I mean, we all know it but you ain't gotta bring it up point blank, son :mad:

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Oct 30, 2011


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In Southern AZ we've been getting way more rain the last few years, summer months get a nice amount of sunshine and thunderstorms to keep it cooler than it was a decade ago. Winters are still pretty tame, all in all global warming is working out really well for the high desert

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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What exact word is "Fierce" code for now?

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Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

"I have a gay friend"

Wanna be buds so I can be fierce? I have a pretty sweet game room and a blu-ray of Frozen that my girlfriend keeps at my house

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Oct 30, 2011


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Bourbon and ginger ale or Scotch and soda

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Oct 30, 2011


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Godholio posted:

Whiskey sour, you pussies.

Or an old fashioned, if you're dressed for it.

Old Fashioneds are probably the single most delicious cocktail by far

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Oct 30, 2011


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Rad Lieutenant posted:

I like an old fashioned but feel like such a loving hipster ordering one.

If you care about how other people see you for ordering a drink, you probably shouldn't order an old fashioned anyway

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Oct 30, 2011


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Somethimes GBS is real funny



What kind of Comic would the forums be?

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Oct 30, 2011


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ManMythLegend posted:

Who is the one labeled "would" supposed to be?

No idea, but the Aatrek one had me rolling

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Oct 30, 2011


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Mike-o posted:

The point of concealed carry is to save your rear end in a life or death situation. This loving dude just wanted to draw on somebody, if it even happened.

Thats honestly more than half of the people who conceal or open carry. They wanna be Batman in cargo shorts and a ill-fitting polo shirt

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Oct 30, 2011


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Mike-o posted:

Birdlady chat:

Are birdladies crazier than catladies? I've never met one.

Yes.



Veterinarians HATE bird and ferret owners

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Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

ugh my sister kept trying to set me up with horse gays

Please change my name to "Horse Gays"

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Oct 30, 2011


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It looks like it COULD be a competent heist film. I'm not too hopeful, but I'm feeling the odds are a coinflip on it being good or bad

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Oct 30, 2011


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Duzzy Funlop posted:

There are grape cigars.

Cigarillos, yeah.


They're pretty popular with the "Makes under 28K/yr" crowd

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Oct 30, 2011


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Victor Vermis posted:

Crazy solo black dude who recently converted to Islam?

Angry white sovereign citizen pushed over the edge by Jade Helm?

Disgruntled Recruiter?

Open contract signer

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Oct 30, 2011


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Victor Vermis posted:

yeah right

Open contract signers don't even have the balls to voice a preference when signing away 4+ years of their life.

Mass shooting seems a little out of their league.

"If you go open contract, we can get you in to <desired MOS> even though they aren't taking anyone right now, it's a win-win" something I heard all the time when I was working at a recruiters office as an E-3.

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Oct 30, 2011


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Wanna party with this bear



Bear downs 36 beers, passes out at campground

quote:

Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier.
That did the trick.
“This is a new one on me,” Heinck said. “I’ve known them to get into cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference.”

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/5756809/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/bear-downs-beers-passes-out-campground/#.Vak2PPlVikp

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I've been binging Agents of Shield on the flix.

Does it ever get good? I hated the first 4 episodes and gave up

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Genocide Tendency posted:

WHAT THE gently caress?

"Fire-crotch" has a different definition on asian urban dictionary, I guess

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Oct 30, 2011


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Goddam do broken ribs loving suck. My arm moves more than a few degrees and it hurts to breathe. Doctor gave me some awesome drugs though

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Oct 30, 2011


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Honest to God that looks fun as gently caress

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Oct 30, 2011


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I delivered pizza and fried chicken. The Pizza Hut was next to a KFC and both delivered, the owners of both just split delivery driver costs and had us delivering for either one. It was great because it was the only job at either place that never had to clean bathrooms, wash dishes or answer phones. We just drove lovely food to lovely drunk people and sometimes made good money in tips. After work we'd head over to the Sonic across town that was 80% cute girls and trade them pizza/chicken left over at the end of our shift for ice cream and chili cheese tots.

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