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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Dollar beer night owns

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Fleet week is actually kind of awesome cuz strippers show up en masse because they know dry dr uh no sailors are in town.

Also I'm loving wadterd.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Yeah that's old as gently caress.

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Jan 15, 2012

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Fart Sandwiches posted:

Dated a girl with big ole perky D cups. They were awesome boobs. But looking at her mom you could see into the future and it was not pretty.

Bang a hot 20 something with amazing tits and then if you gently caress up and marry her, buy her a set of bolt ons when gravity starts loving with them.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Well gently caress can a brotha get a week

Lmfao gently caress that.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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I'm in love.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Ep2 of OitNB has a pretty accurate representation of the US military

A bunch of half dressed soldiers dancing to Hollaback Girl in Afghanistan and filming it

This reminds me. Did that "Enlisted" show get cancelled?

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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MurderBot posted:

Colorado bro's:

I'm heading up to the Denver/Boulder area to hang out with my family. I wanted to try something that is pretty much the staple of awesome beer. Not necessarily a 6 packs but some craft or specialty beer, 750ML or whatever that when you drink it makes you feel like you're drinking Katy Perry boobie milk.

Boulder Shake is nothing short of amazing.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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MaxPowers posted:

drat it mike-o I thought I told you to stop robbing Ihops.



Ugh. Humanity why.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Considering the level of intelligence there, I'm willing to bet there are some falsehoods and stretched truths in that post.

Namely, I'd be willing to bet that him saying that they told him the machine was broken really meant he tried to use a handful of credit cards that were all maxed out and got declined so he got indignant and blamed them. I wouldn't be surprised if they told him he COULD go get cash if he left his ID behind and the words, "Why the hell do you need to see my ID?" came out of his mouth.

That being said, the dude pulling a gun is exactly why retail employees generally won't try to stop you from snatching a bunch of stuff and taking off out of the store. The liability of having one if their employees shot/stabbed/otherwise injured is too great.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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This is why the Asians are taking over the leaderboard in the master race games.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Something just strikes me as off putting about her. Like, I might be crazy, but she kind of looks like a not fat Melissa McCarthy to me, and that is an immediate turnoff.

Not saying I wouldn't, just that I don't find her as attractive as I probably should.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Two Finger posted:

i remember reading a really good article on how feminism spends more time arguing over whether something is offensive or sexist or whatever rather than ending the very real human rights abuses on women all around the world
but hey, i guess there's a lot of ageism/body shaming/whatever to tackle

oh gently caress what have i done this is not the right place for this
accept this by way of apology


Wendy Fiore :swoon:

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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I have seen a lot more Ashley Madison ads around the internet since the hacking.

I wonder why :v

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Genocide Tendency posted:

Pro wrestling is for basement dwellers and 10 year olds.

Idgi. Trailer parks have basements?

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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The biggest problem with social media isn't that kids are now able to post their dumb poo poo in public areas, but rather now they get to circle jerk each other around the world with their dumb poo poo, which allows them to ignore the real world and harbor their idiotic ideas into adulthood.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Genocide Tendency posted:

Kids did that when I grew up too. Pre-internet.

We just called it social circles.

Kinda how everyone in your group dated everyone and the same strain of chlamydia gets passed around in an endless cycle...

Most of the time* those circles would eventually get broken up and real life would slap them in the face in a, "you gunna learn today!" type fashion, largely in part to growing up, moving, finding work, etc. Now, people might grow up, move away, and find a job, but they can always go back to their internet circle jerk of "friends" and complain about how someone offered them a carrot during lunch and was microaggressing them. They are never forced to really experience reality and they always have their safe space to run away to and avoid maturing as a person.

*of course there are exceptions. See: high school drop outs, special ed kids, etc.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Being at work suck. 45 minutes til I can click those.

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Jan 15, 2012

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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Oh I guess I thought more fan-made type poo poo.


But whatever results in more x-wings doing a low pass over water is ok in my book

You might be thinking of them declaring the entire extended universe non-canon.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

So does that mean we'll get cool fan made videos or that nerds can sell their fanfiction?

It means everything that was made as part of the star wars universe outside of the movies and iirc the video games is not official and isn't really part of the history/story/etc of the star wars universe. I don't think it really will have any impact on fan made stuff other than the stuff already made definitely isn't official star wars lore.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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These marines are doing it all wrong. They should be inviting celebrity porn stars then using that to try to network into doing porn for brazzers.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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I am pretty loving drunk. My house looks like a rednecks front yard covered in Busch Light cans.

gently caress your mother, unless you're n4i, in which case gently caress your father.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

If you're pudgy at 6'1 195 you ate like poo poo and didn't work out.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Mad Dragon posted:

Look outside the window. :negative:

loving perfect.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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These will never get old lmfao.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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This is one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc0OANLfy1k

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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The drunk thread usually contains nit drunks.. I am legit drunk. gently caress the world


Nuke it to hell. gently caress you all
I m drunk as f7ck

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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MA-Horus posted:

Blasphemy.

Agreed.

Also:

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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gently caress the drunk thread can be hard ti find wihen drunk

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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I am drunk and whatteh gently caress did i just watch.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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I ran out of alcohol. Wish I was much more drunk. One of my best buddies got gunned down in his car last Thurs morning. Found out today.

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/09/neighbors_describe_chaotic_sce.html

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Cop really showed a lot of restraint imo. The way that idiot kept coming at the cop and had his/her/its hand behind its back most of the time would have been enough to justify the shooting. Also that the cop didn't mag dump on the fucker.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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By in you, he means it's in your rear end in a top hat.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Proof America is the best country.

And if that isn't from america, we need to invade.

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Jan 15, 2012

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Two Finger posted:

nothing strange about it fit chicks are sexy as gently caress

Plus just think about how good she'd be at ball busting.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Deathy McDeath posted:

God I can't wait for tomorrow

Inshallah something beautiful will happen.

I can't wait for the gun control argument to go apeshit when this dude lights up the wedding with an AR15 with an *gasp* illegal (in the state of colorado) high capacity magazine.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Beanie, this whole thing really has me convinced you're the best kind of sociopath

Well, I mean, he IS a cop.

and yeah @ N4I, a whipped/beta enough straight dude would totally be Man of Honor. For real, if he doesn't enjoy smoking poles, he is 100% in love with her and is only a few shots and an emo song away from becoming a wreck.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Beanie's cop buddies definitely going to sit through some sort of safety brief on what not to do to a potentially vulnerable and unstable individual.

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Jan 15, 2012

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I am mildly disappointed this didn't get more intense.

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