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That was pretty good but that truck will never track straight again.
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Jun 15, 2015 23:44
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Having grown up on a farm and having launched a Datsun 180B into the air, I can tell you that with jumps like that where the ground falls away again you get way more air than you think you are. I'm quite shocked he didn't nose dive the fucker like a lawn dart.
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Jun 15, 2015 23:55
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They'll poke your eyes out, kid.
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Jun 19, 2015 16:18
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Is there somewhere I can sign up to be a shitlord? Because by the time I got halfway through all the special unique snowflake ways she wants to be thought of/referred to I had already forgotten the first ones. Shitlording is just so much easier, really.
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Jun 20, 2015 20:20
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Where does a 200 pound Maori warrior sleep? 200 pounds? Probably still in the womb.
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Jun 22, 2015 03:40
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Well when you've got that thumb tucked away like you are gonna insert the whole fist, of course you are gonna get shut down. You open with the shocker at most.
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Jun 24, 2015 22:15
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Columbus ga is too fuckin' poor to afford the good poo poo so I only have bad headaches instead of throwing up everywhere. The gently caress if I'm gonna stand in the way of some kids blowing poo poo up and barbecuing, it's only once a year, drat.
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Jul 5, 2015 06:15
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RE: Tequila The thing with tequila is that the big grands here, Jose Cuervo and Patron, are rubbish. Ridiculously overpriced rubbish. They have this sweet taste, kind of like refined sugar. And it's like when you drink sugary dark rum, you get uneven surges of drunkenness and people lose their goddamn minds and wake up handcuffed to a hospital bed. Of course, people get their first introduction to tequila usually from doing 37 shots of Cuervo and then end up in a pool of their own vomit and spattered with used condoms. If you don't want to drink overpriced scrub tequila, a fairly popular brand that you can find most places is Avion. It's cheap, not military special cheap though, and it's a good, clean, even tequila. There's dozens of cheap agaves running around cheap as gently caress in niche liquor stores that are legit as gently caress, but Avion is basically old reliable. If you really don't like tequila after that, then it's just not the drink for you and you should just proceed with hanging yourself to save face for your family. Onto other booze, I normally hate sugary drinks but old fashioneds are legit, and mint juleps when done right are loving amazing, and also a good way to end up paralyzed.
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Jul 9, 2015 02:28
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Horse people are just plain terrible loving people. The terrible things that they will do to horses is amazingly depraved and that is to something they supposedly like, forget about something that they don't particularly like (you).
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Jul 14, 2015 01:21
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:
Heh. Yo.
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Jul 30, 2015 18:10
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I think after 25 years they really start to degrade. Unfortunately, or fortunately if you were caught saying friend of the family a lot, the audio is recorded on the edge of the film, so the sound degrades first.
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Aug 5, 2015 20:34
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Mike-o posted:Kids don't even know what forums are nowadays. I had to explain it to my girlfriend's daughter. Sever.
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Aug 6, 2015 00:10
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Hahaha, that av
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Aug 6, 2015 00:18
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That's a broken bum
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Aug 7, 2015 02:36
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Is that little white car now in the land of Oz now?
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Aug 11, 2015 15:11
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I just did a google for "woman choke slammed by police" to see what was happening there. errr, there probably shouldn't be so many unrelated results. That's a pretty decent slam though, gotta admit.
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Aug 19, 2015 03:43
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I think she was gesturing as she was grabbed? maybe? Dudes got his gun out when no one else has, and tall cop seems rather concerned about what he's doing. I'm gonna assume he's probably not the coolest head in the office.
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Aug 19, 2015 04:26
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Trust game getting mad serious.
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Aug 19, 2015 22:43
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DownByTheWooter posted:i am this uncle https://youtu.be/xV3UVD_Duks
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Aug 20, 2015 18:58
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Stultus Maximus posted:The butthurt is strong with this one. Probably more so now considering the RTB XO got on Facebook, rebutted every single one of his points, and basically summarized with 'bitches gonna bitch'. What gets me is that butt hurt bandits like that dude will be of the opinion that no woman could ever physically meet the standard ever. Jesus, we had 2 e5s go through no problems, with one being a PT stud but a loving moron, and the other just being an all round bag of rear end. Even being in combat arms I've met a few women attached to us that I'd take in a heartbeat over 99% of dudes. gently caress, it's just ranger, not SF.
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Aug 21, 2015 01:15
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:its because they're stupid weak cunts. How is this different to 90% of all soldiers?
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Aug 21, 2015 03:02
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DownByTheWooter posted:tonga and samoa topping the list Half those fuckers can bend railway sleepers though so you gotta give them credit for that.
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Aug 27, 2015 21:58
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Way back when I used to be a bouncer in australia I used to work with quite a few of them and they kidnapped a few people who they felt had wronged them personally to extract money and or food out of them at another location
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Aug 27, 2015 22:03
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Or he's just got one of those skinny great - depression era bodies. 195 @ 6 feet had me in about 32 inch pants.
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Sep 11, 2015 01:33
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Yeah, I'm not down with what seems like a lot of the police shootings these days, but he got what he asked for. The real shame is that he didn't put rounds in his dome and split his head like a busted honeydew, that loving idiot. Then they wouldn't had to have wasted the effort to try and revive him.
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Sep 30, 2015 15:16
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If someone died wanting everyone to bum out their day instead of having a good ol' time on their long weekend then you should piss on their grave. That reminds me, Sens8 on Netflix is surprisingly good. Vaginas punching out a baby are horrifying though.
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Oct 12, 2015 21:55
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The impression I have of Ralp is that he is an insufferable fuckhead, and I can't even remember if I post on a given day.
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Oct 14, 2015 01:01
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woke up to 70 posts in the drunk thread, thought beanie had live leaked a mass shooting. got a funny play by play about the sad little bitch instead, a good morning.
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Oct 17, 2015 12:57
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Well that basically guarantees that you leave a false address with your unit and you ditch your old cell phone number on ETS. gently caress that in the rear end, all the joy of being an overpaid, underworked on post contractor with none of the overpaid and underworked.
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Oct 27, 2015 01:21
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They need to find whatever her bra is made out of and replace that tether on that army blimp that went rogue.
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Nov 14, 2015 13:12
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Prolonged exposure to Koreans and their culture has now led me to the understanding that Koreans are very much my poo poo. Cool, gonna invade your house and make you my comfort woman.
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Nov 28, 2015 16:52
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:why's she's so shiny? This is why you always go with leather.
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Dec 9, 2015 01:23
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That's not how you send a dick pic bro
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Dec 9, 2015 21:32
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Well, that looks entertaining for about 3 seconds. They could've instead figured out how to make a double barrel 240B so you don't have to carry that stupid spare barrel around that nobody uses.
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Dec 9, 2015 23:55
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DownByTheWooter posted:My hot TA wrote her phone number in my notebook today. I ask her when she's free and then her first reply is that she has a boyfriend she's very happy with. lol what Code for she'll only bang you after she's pretty trashed and/or angry.
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Dec 11, 2015 00:38
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Mr. Nice! posted:Its a beautiful sunny day here in florida. 82 degrees right now. Might turn the air con off a bit later.
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Dec 15, 2015 21:21
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Sense8 is on Netflix and is a solid watch and /or mindfuck
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Dec 20, 2015 18:54
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DownByTheWooter posted:update on my hot TA He is sending her money. Tag that rear end.
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Dec 24, 2015 03:39
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Go get her tiger
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