GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!

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Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Would use a burner and a fake name.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 05:37

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# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 22:32

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

shyduck posted:

Here have some weird naked artsy miley cyrus photos. You have to scroll down

http://www.papermag.com/2015/06/miley_cyrus_happy_hippie_foundation.php

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKmq7UMJys

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 07:05

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Holy poo poo, has nobody heard the KKK Man song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jsNDQr9lyI

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# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 06:34

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DownByTheWooter posted:

Ft. Lauderdale needs to just burn this god drat airport down and start over

Currently meditating on how I imagine it will sound when the flames' crackling and hissing finally rise over the din of the announcements in Spanish until there's nothing left except three 5000 year old Haitian ladies reorganizing their carryons to the sound of a tinny cumbia beat coming out of some cocksuckers cell phone buried under the ashes

Has anyone said you should totally do a write-up about your South/Central American trip? Because I've wanted to do something like that for almost 10 years, and I need to feed my obsession.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2015 11:24

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

A quick inventory of my fridge yielded the following, roughly a third of which is my roommate's stuff, but since I'm never seeing her again and she's moving out just 2 weeks after me, I figured I'd be a good roommate and deplete all her poo poo.

I need to put that into my body in some order and I don't even know what half of it is.

college.jpg

# ¿ Jul 8, 2015 22:23

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

I would say lose like 40lbs and do some squats, but dropping that much weight would make what tits she does have loving evaporate.

Fake edit: Holy gently caress, that chin looks like it's built to rest your balls on.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 22:42

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http://i.imgur.com/r0b6aGQ.gif

Good God.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 23:15

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

good god is right, look at the fivehead on this broad

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 03:47

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Booblord Zagats posted:

I'm glad there was no such thing as social media when I was an idiot teenager

It's a nice feeling when there is no tangible evidence left of how much of a loving stupid little poo poo you were as a kid/teenager/"adult" aside from memories that your parents continue to lovingly trot out year after year, though the gradual slip into senility does blur the edges and blunt the effect somewhat. Well, senility and the (sometimes not so) subtle hints about substandard quality retirement homes.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 17:33

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USMC503 posted:

The biggest problem with social media isn't that kids are now able to post their dumb poo poo in public areas, but rather now they get to circle jerk each other around the world with their dumb poo poo, which allows them to ignore the real world and harbor their idiotic ideas into adulthood.

Welcome to SomethingAwful/Reddit/Tumblr/etc, we hope you enjoy your stay.

:smugdog:

# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 21:53

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Spicy Guacamole posted:

BUTT.

PLUG.

Sparkplugs?

# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 01:22

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Wait until you have someone do that while they're riding you.

Good way to end up literally broke-dick.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 15:19

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

What in the loving hell, how do kegerators start at like $500? I've got a legit loving mead brewery in this city that makes some 7% draft poo poo that'll gently caress you up and tastes like slightly sweet flavored alcoholic water, but if somebody thinks I'm gonna pay half a grand to fit a single 1/6 keg then they can suck my dick from the back.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 17:30

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Mad Dragon posted:

http://www.amazon.com/Mini-Kegerato...ords=kegerators

Smallest they sell for kegs is 1/6s as far as I know, hence the bitching.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 17:35

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The Rat posted:

I really hate that I read past quiaff and knew what it meant without having to think twice about it.

loving nerd past

"Heh. Wait... gently caress!"

I am slightly ashamed of how many BattleTech books I read growing up.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 00:48

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Took a trip to Home Plus before leave and somehow managed to bring one of the gallon jugs of soju back with me in my luggage, along with about a dozen IV kits. My friends learned their lesson after the first group blackout at 9 at night, and I had a room full of miserable hungover people with lines run the next morning. Almost like I was still on pen, just without all the godawful retarded poo poo to go with it.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 00:58

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ded posted:

some

http://i.imgur.com/g0yvK8B.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nmQq8Pi.jpg

http://gfycat.com/RichUglyBorzoi

http://i.imgur.com/jkCb3Oc.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/MgkRzZG.jpg

rip slave leia costume

#2, God drat.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 03:10

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Victor Vermis posted:

Does her face remind you of your past conquests?
( she lookin at yo dick )

You're acting like disdain affects how I would do unspeakable Saudi bachelor party-level poo poo to and on her.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 03:19

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

They're real, too

Was gonna say that either way, God made those.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 04:37

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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

TAKBIR!

# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 20:44

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Yay for toxoplasmosis?

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 02:07

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Smoked for the first time this weekend, one huge rip was enough to send me into instant space cadet mode the second I exhaled and I was like that for apparently 2-3 hours.

Oh, and 5-MAPB (aka designer drug MDMA) is some poo poo. Less neurotoxicity, didn't have any of the seratonin depletion depression comedown, and apparently you can re-dose it periodically for like 12 hours straight if you're conscious of hydration.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 19:23

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Cole posted:

getting stoned for the first time after a long time rules.

That was literally a first, at 27. I had a decent handle on everything else between nicotine from the Rocky Patel Decade I was smoking, 9 beers in the previous couple hours, and the euphoric parts of the MAPB. No tolerance plus some loving serious Colorado weed completely shattered any ability I had up until that point to focus on anything beyond outside stimulus for a few seconds before I lost the thread again.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 19:59

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Stultus Maximus posted:

Google tells me that this is usually the result of a messed up boob job - to get implants in that are too big for the frame or to try and make super cleavage, the surgeon cuts the pectoral muscle too close to the sternum.

It'd have to be the latter because there's like none of the signs that usually tell you they're fakies when they bounce. Either way, round of applause for the saint that created those.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 23:56

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Roiland and Harmon from Rick and Morty are writing for the new mst3k

http://www.avclub.com/article/dan-harmon-and-justin-roiland-are-both-writing-new-229562

gently caress MST3K, make more Rick and Morty faster you sons of bitches! :argh:

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 07:35

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

drat you el nino

gently caress you jetstream, give me more snow.

I hated all the gay Army poo poo and the fact that it was like 6 hours to any kind of civilization besides Syracuse, but the weather at Drum suited me just fine.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 06:41

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# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 22:32

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Rad Lieutenant posted:

Please, he's asking for it dressed like that

Ugh, just because I'm wearing a banana hammock does not mean I consent to your sexual objectification!

# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 06:24

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