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tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Anita Dickinme posted:

Why can't this just be a :nws: thread? :saddowns:


Anita Dickinme posted:

I mean, unless you're drunk at work you shouldn't be ITT at work. :colbert:

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014


http://i.imgur.com/vyPIi9M.gifv

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


She has fat chick titties and probably has kids.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



I like her.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


I need to quit drinking for at least a month. But you ain't touching my :420:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

don't any of you act like you wouldn't do this if you could

I give myself awesome handies all the time.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Your father isn't who you think it is

:vince:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W6hBI1SAL4

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


This is loving cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVjkBtYJFCw

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Potential BFF posted:

Ratfuck drunk @ 11:30 am living the dream

For your consideration: asset maximization_dot_jpg

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/oIQHKIe.jpg :nws:

Does that tattoo say "i'll be a porker within a year"?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


You guys need some standards. I would rather just gently caress my hand.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


have fun loving 5's I guess.

I mean the only place she would be considered hot is the midwest.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



yeah, nice titties. but I wouldn't be able to block out everything else.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


I made tits happen.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Post your nips. Trust me, I'm an expert.


Balloon Time posted:

Oh, well as long as you claim to be an expert. ...I got no problem with it. For the edification of the thread. Nips are just more of a second-post thing, you know?

Thank you, Darren.


NSFW Nipple piercings: weirdly far forward? NSFW


I felt like the girl was rushing, especially on the second one. I'm not sure what, if anything, she did wrong though, besides poor bedside manner. Should have pulled them further out when stabbing maybe? The marks she drew were completely at the base of each nipple, but they weren't erect. She didn't ask me if they were normally that flat, but I didn't think about it either. I had other things on my mind.

And she didn't have any barbells short enough, even though I had an appointment, so she gave me some 7/8" (22 mm) monstrosities. These are 5/8" (15 mm).

I know, but I wanted them so bad. At least she didn't let me put rings in, which I asked for like a dumbass.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



yeah

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Rad Lieutenant posted:

Kinda sad ones tho :nallears:

I tried.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Some old milf just asked me what I did

I drunkenly said welfare queen and she moved on instantly to ask the next person

Lmbo :dogge:

Lol

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Victor Vermis posted:

I love pineapple dranks.

I love gin dranks.

But together?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUVsDy0sc3k&t=261s

I think I need to watch this movie. Just watched the trailer.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



This is amazing.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Going surfing after shark week is creepy.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Or just leave your id as collateral. That's what I do if I forget my card.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Dead Reckoning posted:

Could be good. Could be awful. It's going to turn on whether or not they can do that Way of the Gun trick of having bad guys with good chemistry that you want to root for. Everyone should watch Way of the Gun.

The opening scene is amazing.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

deadpool will be

If not, then wtf is this world coming to?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



lmbo

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


tyler
Jun 2, 2014


LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Oh hell yes, I'd still crush that pussy.

Your pretty much a giant human being otherwise. That girl cleans up nice, tells a good joke, and does the filthy stuff with kinda big titties. I promise I look worse in a speedo stand up rafting than baby girl does in that bikini. I bet that apply to more than 3/5ths of us, too. When she bloats up float out, but its pretty :goonsay: to say you wouldn't gently caress Amy Schumer unless your sone butt loving soddomite like our mod.

Moooooooo.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

there once was a poster named shim
who went off on rants on a whim
but he pissed off a mod who favors the rod
and now he must pay for his sin

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


At a punk show for my birthday. gently caress you mom and dad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xwr7gTXtUw

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Seven psychopaths owns bones.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Rad Lieutenant posted:

Real news articles about fake news articles about real politicians doing fake things :psyduck:

Take the red pill and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Yoga looks p cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LGoUz4PG94

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


I worked at arbys for 7 months before I joined the army. It was hell.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


If you don't like Clerks, then gently caress you.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Some snake eaters there.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Duzzy Funlop posted:

Now I need an AV to go along with my first gangtag. Thinking about just drinking all the beer and postponing the decision to later.

I live, I die, I live again!

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That and "lovely day" are in use by like three people including a mod right now.

I wish I saw that movie in theatres. Was so loving good. :perfect:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


tyler
Jun 2, 2014


English is hard.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Genocide Tendency posted:

The 70th anniversary of Hiroshima is in just over 2 hours for us on the east coast.

Also UHF is free for Prime right now

UHF is my poo poo.

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb8C7dxTGRM

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