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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Daddy's home, and off the wagon.

:getin:

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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3732547&perpage=40

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Fuckin' N4I.

:lol:

Our own Grover 3.0, but you can't donate blood because you have sex with other men. On the reg. So you are even less useful since the only worthwhile thing any historical GiP mod can do is bleed, and/or Tracy Morgan out in a Geo.

What's your excuse? Just quit. Seriously.

You are sort of terrible as a mod in retrospect, not your fault, it is just your nature.. And change should be coming because like I said.. Just terrible. Hella terrible.

Fuckin' N4I.

:lol:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
No :420: man, it's school time. That's summer break poo poo. ;)

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Daddy's home, and off the wagon.

:getin:

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Yeah no, I'm over-reacting.

From this very thread no less.

Yeah he's doing great things as mod.

:rolleyes:

This is still GiP and this is still the drunk thread, so I'm gonna exercise my GiP drunk vet rights to say he's a big dumb gay rear end in a top hat and as bad as a moderator as the likes of loving grover.


He's Grover League.

Draft Meowlins for mod, we'll waiver the TBI. That's Mr. Nice! For the slow out there reading. Which.. Is most of you. And probably him now too. :ohdear:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Yeah, because that's a rant.

:sigh:

Whatever, you dumb assholes don't mind the lovely state of moderation here so complaining to you dopes won't help the cause.

I'll come back later stoned off my nuts and go back to peppering my posts with oblique references to NSA domestic sources and methods info.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Well in non mod bitching, I'm trying to procreate. On purpose. With a WOMAN :biotruths:.

I guess having a nice house and nice poo poo and some money left over each month wasn't enough, and we're gonna see how hereditary severe mental illness really is.

Been doing lots of hiking, loving, and smoking. Now it's all school poo poo and I feel like a federal (:lol: auto correct I meant feral) wolf kid they're sending to Jr. High for reintegration.

I just know I'm gonna hear a kid say dumb poo poo about privilege in a classroom. And not be allowed to berate them. I've avoided that poo poo so well by staying technical and/or night classes. Now I got every elective I never took and the latter half of university studies to knock out. I did the first half almost entirely online, without discussion groups for the most part.

I know this is the semester where I really have to go the worst classes and frankly the thought of fathering a kid that's 50% me is less worrisome to me than handling the non technical millennials head on in their academic hug box.

The technically minded ones can be alright. The rest are just awful. Across the board.

I get that millennial bashing online is completely over wrought bullshit from old people at this point.. But being neck deep in their neck tattooed world as a quasi peer makes me loving hate them so goddamn bad.

I didn't always pray for nuclear death, until my school sent out guidance on trigger warning requests as a standard part of each syllabus.

Now I beg for the dawn of many Suns to clean this ugly world we're leaving to flipper babies that'll never be able to keep the lights on and trains running anyway. Thank god too, because if they can all travel far distances a generation from now without a Teller-Ulam based sociological correction they'll be walking bio weapons since 3/5ths of the people we really should numerate in the triple fifths range every 10 years during the census aren't vaccinated for poo poo and probably have TB and Plague.. And socioeconomic realities being what they are, you know it'll get Africanized eventually. Either by epigenetic shifts, or cuckholdery, or likely both.

Then we're all hosed when Africanized full blown HPV goes airborne and dinner at the Y without a rebreather and 3 mil (think trash compactor bags, ladies) dental dam means African dick warts in your mans throat.

There'll be bodies in the streets if the worst is to pass. The carrion enthusiasts will be pleased. But I think the rest of us will lack true fulfillment until the quickening and the day of the mushroom clouds.

No?

Yes?

Absolutely maybe?

I don't know anymore.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Hey buddy

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Anyone up for starting a new annual GiP
draw Muhammed, Jesus, and Buddha and Luke Skywalker (or Darth Vader if that's your thing) bareback no cleanup all internal creampie gangbang with excessive cumplay competition?

Is the lack of interest because I didn't include Bobba Fett? Jesus Christ I hate you nerds, he had no loving real role what so ever and is a throw away bit character at best Jesus bam fudged Christ.

If you rip filters off of pall malls and chain smoke them leaving paper and Tabacco bits in your vet beard you get some kinda achievement and unlock a new set of benefits at the VA or something, I hear. Dunno if that's BONE or PS4 specific.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
~vet life~

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
:tipshat:





























































:sigh:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

:v:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
While in the USAF I routinely signed up people for Ashley Maddison and other even less reputable sites using their .mil anytime I found a workstation unlocked or someone bragged about their CAC pin of 1234 or whatever.

I bet I signed up ~50 .gimail.af.mil accounts in one 45 day inspection tour alone when I played IG.

Usually I would sign dudes up for all kinds of gay poo poo too like Rentboy when that had free accounts.

If there is a huge witch hunt for adulterers and or gay johns in the USAF Intel community, particularly amongst weapons officers (:v:) in the near future then I'm confident I played more than a small role in that and seriously: :lol:

I always did my best to leave those kinda turds someone was gonna polish to a high shine one day. If a bunch of Intel patches are getting sweated by AFOSI this week I'm gonna call this a good week.

:shobon:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
:dogbutton:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Do a good job at Jimmy's funeral. He is a great man we didn't deserve and will be less well off without.

At least he outlived Ronnie and (the original) Dick. Can't believe Rummy and Cheney and Bush I are gonna outlast Carter, though..

The hardest proof there is not and never was a loving and caring God listening to our prayers, right there.

Just do a good job at the funeral, this ash heap of dot com startups and gender pronouns adrift in a sea of faux social justice was once a great goddamn nation, and Jimmy Carter was one of the men that made it great. He is and was legit to Ronnie Reagens fake tough guy poo poo. Jimmy had that loving miserable kike Hymen Rickover as a boss and as a subordinate. Jimmy knew/knows the real deal about the military.

A shepherd in a land of swine, in search of a flock worth leading. That's Jimmy.

Just do good at his funeral.

Just do good.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

there are a few here and there, i'm done dating derby girls though, it's like dating army chicks. automatic nogo

You hosed another man.

Derby chicks are a step up.

Proud of you. :3:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Zeris posted:

Jesus guys going hard til your friends intervene is our most sacred entitlement as ~combat veterans~

Change this to "until you are dead" and QFT.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Mr. Nice! posted:

I got mine for a $100 delivered off of craigslist.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
poo poo I'm higher than a lions chin right guy now.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Didn't you just recently gently caress a dude?

That gonna be a recurrent theme or a one time experiment?

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Didn't you just recently gently caress a dude?

That gonna be a recurrent theme or a one time experiment?

???

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
That moment when you realize your insufferable when lucid.

~yay~

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Yeah but when Apollo Creed was getting killed the aforementioned chimp in chief was dabling recreationally with crack cocaine like all black executives in D.C. do if statistics and history count for poo poo.

That tweet is perfect, however.

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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
So, N4I.

I'd like to speak to you, directly and privately. But I don't have PM's, and gently caress it anyway.

That last 30 day probie wasn't only not cool, it was absurdly disproportionate for whatever arbitrary rule of yours I broke.

Ease up, your not only not funny, you are actually actively making this place unfunny and.. Whatever the new word for gay is now that I can't call stuff I don't like/understand "gay" in TYOOL 2015 in my internet VFW because.. Well; gently caress it I'm gonna get high and finish reading the Wool series by Hugh Howey. I'm on Dust book 1. The entire series start to finish is a pro read and I highly recommend you listen to the audiobook(s).
A++ Will get blazed and listen to again.

Plus them shits is $1.99 if you have the e-books, and some of the series is Kindle Prime Unlimited or whatever.

Maybe light an L and play an audiobook for a while instead of probating me for 30 days arbitrarily man.

I showed good faith not using any alt's for your latest month of punishment- maybe return the favor and not just smash 30 day probie for no good goddamn reason in the future bro? Half the time Ralp taxes me $10 when you do that poo poo so it's a dick move man.

Just ease the gently caress up for (Jewish) Gods sake.

Shims back, suck my well cut dick from the back, space faggots.

;-*

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Victor Vermis posted:

it's a small pee pee joke.

That's it.

loving gip.

this is what I'm trying to say 14/88% of the time

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

seems pretty serious guy

Up the river not across the creek, kid. Just because you couldn't army doesn't mean you can't do this other thing right if you keep at it.

I believe in you HCT :)

Welcome back btw, I'm just kidding don't kill yourself. That's a joke.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Uncle Shim is back! Please give him a chance this time

You in hangouts?

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

shimazu42069

At googles mail service dot com.

Hit me up, I've got something I need to discuss with you.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Yeah but when Apollo Creed was getting killed the aforementioned chimp in chief was dabling recreationally with crack cocaine like all black executives in D.C. do if statistics and history count for poo poo.

That tweet is perfect, however.

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No I guess I can totally see how this is 30 day probation worthy.

In the E/N Troon thread. Or NuGBS. Or D&D.

Click the link though my child, and look where this "moderating" took place.

Anyway, this is the drunk thread.

Suck all the dicks from the back, tia.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Bought a new schnauzer today btw

Already have a mini, got a salt and peppah (;)) girl standard schnauzer and she's so :3: it could give you cancer.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Until your next mood swing or when you get your boy period again I imagine.

BTW: Just because I never tell you to suck my dick from the back doesn't mean I'm afraid to do so. It's just not as fun to tell a dude who sucks other dudes dicks to suck your dick.

So there you go man.

You win there by default.

You took the wind out of that jokes sail like you took the seminal fluid of countless strangers in your "Finding who I am phase" of life.

So bravo N4I.

I can't use SMDFTB with you.

Ugh. That's worse than a race card, man.

You fight dirty.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

he said as he sent another probation & ban request to ralp

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Every Korean that dies is a small remuneration for all the goddamn dogs those savages eat.

Save your guilt for human beings or puppies. Koreans eat one of the two.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

i more or less hosed a dude last week

gtfo n4i ur not the only one

/drunk

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

6 months until I'm out.

Nah bruh, you're out.

:confuoot:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Not the best kind tho

Being out of the closet is gay

Being in the mil is gayer than a 10,000 dude orgy

I'm just mad about shim stuff.

They just upped the cost of a land line here in town and I'm not sure I'll keeps service.

Michael Savage is gonna be pissed.

Also lol if you don't also get high or drunk and call the CSPAN caller line. I've been on air multiple times and never once not been cut off by those goddamn nazi cable TV Eichmans.

:argh:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

lmao why in teh gently caress do you have a land line in 2015

ded posted:

why do people even have a landline anymore? about the only reason to have them is a fax or possibly a security system.


or if you are superparanoid about a mass outage, which can and has happened when something big happens and people flood the repeaters.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Michael Savage is gonna be pissed.

Just :lol:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Got canx'd in aught nine or twelve I believe yeah that's him but replace terrible with prophetic.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Did you ever know your my hero

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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
The wind beneath my wings

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