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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
^A proxy war against brown people is about as Merican as it gets.


I watched the guys in the ring shuffle around like 6 times before I figured it out.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dead Reckoning posted:

That's a shame, because Julie Andrews' sex tape was spectacular.

Why do I get the feeling this is a true statement?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Biggest tits I've dated was a D, and I concur. Not likely to go back to that well.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

KirbyKhan posted:

Why not have both?

Like one sad saggy tit and one perky small one?

Somebody post that imgur album of the saddest boobs.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Tropic Thunder is loving great.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Since when are dorm rooms called apartments?

Or administrative staff assigning roommates in apartment buildings?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Expected a dick. Pleasantly surprised.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Potential BFF posted:

Everything is garbage except Nina Hartley. I wish I had a MILF angel to molest the bejesus out of me in high school.




:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/U4YEgNU.jpg
:nws:


No but for real everything is poo poo. I am not a vet but I grew up on AF bases, that doesn't mean a goddamn thing but I like this forum.

She was born in 1959. That's 56, for the arithmetically challenged. That's firmly beyond MILF and into GILF or maybe even GGILF territory.

Edit: Credit where credit is due, that's a HELL of a 56. But still, older than the parents of most GIP posters.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Whenever agechat comes up, most who reply are in their 20s. That puts most of their parents in their 40s or early 50s.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Its cool that your mom had you when she was 15, but most of us have parents in their 50s at least. Probably older. GiP skews towards late 20s/early 30s imo.

Not sure why you think I'm one of the youngins. My mom's older than that lady, and I've been in my 30s for a while.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Eh, she married an enlisted guy, so there's that.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Your father isn't who you think it is

I'd be ok with that. He's a complete dick and I haven't spoken to him in about a decade. But I've got some family resemblance going on, so alas...

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mike-o posted:

My dad is 65 year old hillbilly from appalachia Virginia. He isn't dumb, just talks very simply and tends to repeat everything he says to anyone. Now that he's older his mountain drawl is worse but I still somehow know what he's saying. He likes drinking beer, fishing, fishing, and more fishing. He told me to not join the army because it sucked, and then said I told you so, should have joined the air force when I came home. A cool dad.

Can I move in with your dad?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That's probably closer to the norm than you'd think.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
More fixed wing aircraft than the Royal Navy (4 excluding trainers).

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

iyaayas01 posted:

lol what are the 4?

Because I only count Tudors, Hawks, and King Airs (all trainers).

Are the 4 F-35Bs? Because if so :lol:

Yep. :dance:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Probably true, but in the meantime :getin:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Victor Vermis posted:

I think Felicia Clover is comfortable getting pounded for cash at any weight.

Well how about that.

People gotta start tagging these pictures, since they are always followed by a request for series or name.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I don't see a single thing wrong with that picture. I'd have no problem with that, aside from the copious amounts of STDs probably lurking just beneath the surface.



Also, our favorite "cross country" walker gave up on Florida and is en route to Montana. No explanation about why he's not working for/taking over dad's company, or if he's still driving that BMW with "unexpected" cooling problems. His fan club is as supportive as ever.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Inertia's a bitch.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

This finally makes that meme entertaining.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTnGI6Knw5Q

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Happy 4th, Transmericans.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I guess that means we're fisting Mexico.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Don't you have to be 18 to get a piercing? I mean outside or Mexico or some poo poo :shrug:

Or have a parent's permission.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Real talk, I had a jacket on until like 10am in Memphis, TN. On the 4th of loving July.

I'm not saying global warming isn't real, I'm just saying individual experiences with it are bizarre and vary.

Well, something like 80% of the planet has had a problem with it, so congrats on not.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Whiskey sour, you pussies.

Or an old fashioned, if you're dressed for it.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Holy poo poo, Conan.

http://teamcoco.com/video/conan-comic-con-mad-max?playlist=x%3BeyJ0eXBlIjoiZXRhZyIsImlkIjo4OTAzMX0

:perfect:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

By far this guy is the best Bob & Tom character. Not at all what I expected him to look like though.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
At a bar for the first time since late Feb.

:feelsgood:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Yep.

Also never heard of her. Probably hangs out in one of those weird forums.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Bird people are the Jews of the pet owner world, FYI. And ferret
Owners? Gypsies.

HTH.

I had CRM refresher one lovely day. The instructor showed up about 5 minutes late, and he'd obviously just been crying his loving eyes out. His parakeet had died at like age 5. Apparently these things usually live more like 10-15 years. They often let it roam around the house, when he got home from work it would literally fly to greet him, etc. Dude was wrecked over the loss.

Edit: I work with a self-described "ferret lady." She has 6 or 7 of them, they all have names, and they don't all get along. She has to rotate them around so they can interact with the "correct" ones. Some of them have health problems. This is a great source of stress and workday discussion.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Jul 13, 2015

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It sounds like her ferrets have formed cliques. I honestly thought she was babbling about junior high girls (granddaughters?) at first, but it's just her goddamned ferrets. She has pictures of them hanging up.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mike-o posted:

The point of concealed carry is to save your rear end in a life or death situation. This loving dude just wanted to draw on somebody, if it even happened.

The threat of death or severe bodily injury. The local Chochki's manager trying to not let you skip out on a meal doesn't count.

The only thing I wish that post included was some sovereign citizen poo poo.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

the last good dc movie was, what, Batman Returns?

Not a fan of the Dark Knight movies? Watchmen was 2009.

There were literally no live action DC movies between 2007 (Batman and Robin) and 2004's stupid Halle Berry Catwoman. :lol:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

Suicide Squad looked great up until that wet fart of a Joker appeared.

I dunno...that kind of made him look ok. I was completely unimpressed by the stills they released a while ago. But in the trailer...he just seems so loving HAPPY to be about to torture someone. Plus, it's just a new Joker. Every time there's been a change, people have been up in arms. From the classic Caesar Romero to Jack "Johnny" Nicholson? Come on. Now Luke Skywalker's gonna voice the Joker? That's ridiculous! HEATH BROKEBACK LEDGER? gently caress YOU! Meh...I'll let Jared Leto take a shot.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Duzzy Funlop posted:


Also etting drunk off my noodle after 3 days of fworking to work and cook for others, beer really wons a whole lot. Probably shouldnÄ'T try to cram four of them into an hour.


This is a good drunk post.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

gently caress tables [timg] can't contain skeletor's sick gains

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Unless there's a $10,000 deductible, it's not the end of the world.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I paid a federal student loan by phone. Confirmed with the phone operator that it was for $480. Get charged several business days later for 4800$. I call Loan and they say to call bank and cancel transaction. They do because it vastly overdraws my acct. It gets charged again the very next day. I call Loan and they say theres nothing they can do but they are sorry they overcharged. I call bank but the bank must let it go through since it is a ACH charge and its preauthorized. It goes through and now I'm over 2K overdrawn. Call Loan again and they say that it will take 40 days to issue a refund if they deem it. They admit to overcharging several times but, "theres nothing they can do about it" but thankfully they, "understand my situation and understand my frustration". Call the bank and they must send a letter to my apt. (takes 5 business days) and i fax them back information and it will take another week for the charge to drop. I am now $2K overdrawn, after getting paid friday from work I have rent due at the end of the month and about a week of food. Bills have been missed that will affect my credit score.

Is your loan managed by DFAS? What the gently caress.

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