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Feb 1, 2004


I'm more of a Stihl chainsaw man myself

And black dicks..

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Feb 1, 2004

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

We could do a no drinking event for Ramadan.

lolollolololololololololololol

edit: I've been sober the past 6 days and it feels great. I would support this but I don't want people to off themselves because their alcohol/blood volume ratio falls below .1

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Feb 1, 2004

you guys can't watch porn at your work? lol get a new job noobs.

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Feb 1, 2004

holocaust bloopers posted:

I don't understand why a vet would opt for on-campus housing. I knew one guy who did it, but he was an idiot who just assumed living off-campus was too expensive on the Post-9/11.

The "on campus" housing at Kansas State was actually really nice, like incredibly nice/cheap and was mainly a bunch of grad students. I think they had RA's who made sure that nobody was dead from alcohol poisoning once a week, but everyone that I knew who lived there was pretty happy.

19D edit: My brother lived there during his senior year. The complex smelled like Curry non stop because of the indian foreign exchange students, but since my brother was an electrical engineer he knew them, and he got free meals pretty much every other day.

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Feb 1, 2004

Booblord Zagats posted:

In Southern AZ we've been getting way more rain the last few years, summer months get a nice amount of sunshine and thunderstorms to keep it cooler than it was a decade ago. Winters are still pretty tame, all in all global warming is working out really well for the high desert

Bro dog are you in Tucson? I'm 4 hours away from you, to the lovely state on your right

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Feb 1, 2004

Untagged posted:

Forgot to post this on the Fourth. Still counts.



Oh my god...This is the epitome of amazingness... I believe I need an AV change..

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Feb 1, 2004

This hasn't been posted in a while. I feel like we are loosing our religious roots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzUTRAUac4

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Feb 1, 2004

Colorado bro's:

I'm heading up to the Denver/Boulder area to hang out with my family. I wanted to try something that is pretty much the staple of awesome beer. Not necessarily a 6 packs but some craft or specialty beer, 750ML or whatever that when you drink it makes you feel like you're drinking Katy Perry boobie milk.

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Feb 1, 2004

Hm, I like sours... I'll look into that.

This whole being booze free kinda sucks when you know delicious beer is near.

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Feb 1, 2004

I've dreamed of taking shits like that.

But you know, ingesting everything through my mouth and not shoving a bunch of apples or oranges up my rear end..

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Feb 1, 2004

Guys I want to upgrade my 4S to a 6 but I have an unlimited data plan, I don't want to spend $9,985,444 to get an unlocked or pay retail price, nor do I want to give up my plan that i've been happily married to for like 6 years. :(

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Feb 1, 2004

I end up hitting some pre-defined limit because they throttle my internet, or at least threaten to when I am near that number. It only happens maybe once every 2-3 months, and I don't connect to any wifi whatsoever... Maybe I can justify getting off this plan and hanging out with the big boy iphone users.

Thanks guys :fella:

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Feb 1, 2004

I need to see how much my medical apps take up, they are huge resource guides that I'm assuming are downloaded upon command of whatever I'm looking at, plus the search features that'll load up tons of pages of info/pictures etc. Probably not enough that I go over 10 gigs a month, but I also stream netflix on it sometimes when I get stuck at an FBO for 5 hours waiting for weather to clear up or whatever the hold up is.

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Feb 1, 2004

Kansas was P. Cool in a lot of ways.

I liked living in Manhattan, a small town of 42,000, and would easily move into the country 5-10 miles outside of some bigger city limit. Far away from the general population, but "going to town" isn't an all day affair.

People in general loving suck, being away from everything and having land where I can do whatever I want is my jam and my end goal in life.

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Feb 1, 2004

Rad Lieutenant posted:

What does epinephrine do to someone who doesn't need it?

Oh hell yes, story time.

So there's two forms of Epinepherine *lets call it epi* that we use, one is subcutaneous which is 1:1,000 ratio and intravenous which is a 1:10,000 ratio. I'm 99% certain the one's they give to soldiers is the 1:100 ratio.

we use the subq version for your alert, oriented people who are having anaphylatic shock syndromes, maybe someone who's blood pressure took a poo poo as well as heart rate, lots of things. you get the adrenaline feeling going, heart palpitations, nausea, supraventricular tachycardia *heart rate at like 220-230* but that's not super common, not with that version. It's like the most, crazy super hyped up version of some pre-workout you can think of.. but only lasts a few minutes at most.

The 1:10,000 is used for your code blue patients, it's part of the advanced cardiac life support rhythm, used in individuals who are in V-Fib, V- tach or asystole, and helps essentially kick start that heart into beating.


We had a nurse that took over a severe anaphylaxis patient after eating shrimp and was about 10 seconds away from getting a tube down his throat. The nurse thought she overheard "epi I.V" when it was "get me another I.V" So she, like the good nurse she was, gave a dose of epi to a conscious patient I.V

The patients heart rate was at 120, jumped up to 215, the guy literally projective vomited across the entire E.R bed, had a loving seizure and was throwing PVC's *premature contractions of the ventricles* near constantly, which means he was in something called bigeminy.

The dude's eyes looked like they were about to pop out of his head and he kept saying "im gonna die, oh my god, im gonna die," which Im sure was what it feels like when you get a 10,000 higher dose through the veins. The dude started changing random colors too, white, then red, then pink, then white, then red.. Holy gently caress everyone was freaking the gently caress out.

about 10 minutes later the dude was coming off his adrenaline high and was feeling better, because, you know, when you super dose someone with the med it usually works out... The kid was like 22 and was like "whoa that was intense.. lets do it again" kinda bullshit, so nobody got sued but he got a nice stay in the I.C.U that night.

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Feb 1, 2004

She got written up, had to teach the entire hospital proper medication administration, and I think she had to do two days of orientation with our boss where the dude literally just walked around with her the entire time pretty much asking her questions about every single thing she did to ensure proper nursing safety and medication administration safety.

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Feb 1, 2004

The new Military.jpg

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Feb 1, 2004

it's just a fake RPG *cuz it's me holding it, but that's the actual size of my dick*

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Feb 1, 2004

I would never do taht to a fellow specialist HOOOOAAAAHHH

although this was like 4 years ago when I was actually in the army so who knows what he's doing, he may be sucking real dick for all I know or CEO of a company which specializes in BJ's. *shrug* P.S I'm drinking and you guys are all wonderful and want you all to know I <3 you.

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Feb 1, 2004

Flying through clouds is P.neat... Pretty much sums up my entire day at work.





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Feb 1, 2004

I'm in Vegas, holy poo poo you guys I have been butt oppressed. Everything here is legitimate USDA prime rear end.

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Feb 1, 2004

injectable chem trails

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Feb 1, 2004

Dead Reckoning posted:

Is that really the standard now?

If alcohol affects your social/work/family lifestyle or it's at the point in which you are unable to physically function/unable to perform work duties etc, then it's considered alcoholism. There isn't a defined limit, as someone who indulges in 40 beers every so often isn't technically an alcoholic if he doesn't have a psychological dependence on it, it just means he likes beer and is probably gonna end up in liver failure.


Which I guess is kind of a lovely definition, because when I am with my cousins if I'm not drunk I literally cannot stand to hear about them being "goth" or how cool coldplay is.

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Feb 1, 2004

Naw, the whole "if you drink more than X amount of beers you're an alcoholic" is mainly an old wives tale and pretty much shrouded in myth, which may have only gotten traction because 1: there are enough advocacy groups against drinking that they'll take whatever "knowledge" bullets they can put into their gun to shoot the brains of the general population and 2: Usually individuals that partake in more than recommended alcoholic beverage guidelines do tend to have an increase risk for alcohol dependence.

A person who leaves work early "sick" only to go home and drink 2 beers, no more no less is considered an alcoholic since it affects his work life, especially if it's habitual, or the dude who physically cannot socially function unless he has 2 shots in him is considered an alcoholic. It's all about the dependence.

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Feb 1, 2004

Once you get above that 9% ABV beers definitely get a more pungent bite to them, more of an acquired taste than anything. I had one Splinters Burbon Strong Scotch Ale from Black Raven Brewing Co. while I was up in Seattle, that poo poo initially was gross as gently caress, but I've become accustomed to such high alcohol content beers to include Trappist's and signature "specialty brews" from companies.... Doesn't take more than 1-2 pints to be decently buzzing.

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Feb 1, 2004

Two Finger posted:

you really need to go to belgium

i got absolutely trashed one afternoon on tripel and quadrupels without even realising it until i tried to get up to take a piss and just about headbutted the table

seriously you would not even know the alcohol percentage of them (none lower than 9%)

The type of cycling that I compete in "cyclocross" is essentially the national sport of Belgium. I would love to go there to race in some of the amateur races and just get drunk with the locals.

I raced in Vegas this past Wednesday. It was a "world cup event" and brought a few Belgians that were massive fans, similar to our football fans who decide to paint their entire body when it's 10'F outside.

The race was sponsored by Michelob Ultra, I overheard one Belgian say "This beer is piss water!" as he began to pour it down on the grass. I was somewhat embarrassed to be an american at that point, but then I remembered that we're back to back world war champions...

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Feb 1, 2004

Christmas is amazing because my mom makes bomb rear end home made pecan pie and pumpkin pie. It's worth the 14 hour horrible drive to midwest Kansas. My inner fat-rear end comes out when I return to my parents place I suppose.....

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Feb 1, 2004

Mexican women don't age gracefully either. The women I see here under the age of roughly 35 are smoking hot, but walking 20 yards and you'll see a decrepit saggy blob of flab, nary 10 years older than the previous piece of caliente rear end.. That what the pervious girl has to look forward to.

That or massive amounts of plastic surgery to keep some normal figure.

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Feb 1, 2004

I feel like they photoshopped his nipples to be extra pointy and bright.

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Feb 1, 2004

ElMaligno posted:

Gippers have no emotions

the emotion to masturbate furiously over butts

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Feb 1, 2004


holy poo poo, buy this then buy me a new AV full of these k thx.

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Feb 1, 2004

Let me know if you need air-evac'd. We're flying into Denver and the pilot on duty doesn't give a single gently caress about anything, especially if it means not having to fly home. Just be sure to construct a make-shift landing strip and we'll roll out like it's 1975 in Da Nang.

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Feb 1, 2004

Naked Bear posted:

Not gonna post this in the dogge thread because I want the dogge thread to remain happy:

rear end in a top hat in Wyoming kills retired mil dog :(

gently caress that guy.

Read that. I can't honestly even think of why someone would have a gun mount for their god drat bike. I've been chased by at minimum a dozen of dogs, most just want to run along side you but I've never, ever once had an aggressive dog try to do anything remotely harmless (and I live in old Mexico where pit bulls and big loving dogs roam free). I end up spraying a few dogs in the face with my water bottle because they're getting a bit too close to the spokes and I don't want any noses to get knicked by the wheel/crash me.

Getting off the bike to fight the dog doesn't make sense, using your bike to fend off the dog doesn't make sense... it's a weird situation that I honestly don't get.

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Feb 1, 2004


While males continuing to establish dominance over women even at an early age.

'Merica

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Feb 1, 2004

Captain Areola!

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Feb 1, 2004

I like her snatch

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Feb 1, 2004

Not gonna lie, I enjoy some big titties rubbed in my face occasionally.

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Feb 1, 2004

loving el oh el.

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Feb 1, 2004

My cousin is selling shaklee crap and is spam messaging everyone on her facebook about switching their entire family to a "shakelee" household which they will also be taking their child off of ADHD medication due to the "powerful properties that shakelee holds."

she's doing really well for herself :rolleyes:, although she landed an enlisted due......

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Feb 1, 2004

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Would you guys marry a girl that did anal on the first date

Depends on if she's an ATM kinda girl

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