ded posted:

turns out it was ajax.googleapis being script blocked that hosed up timg






different girl

http://i.imgur.com/dAHmXNo.jpg

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I'm sorry, did I just see Rosamund Pike shove a bottle of wine up her cooter repeatedly?

What in the gently caress

Mike-o posted:

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I'm sad I didn't make the cover art

Bolow posted:

Jared Leto looks like a really poo poo joker.

iyaayas01 posted:

lol did this change recently? Because if so my girlfriend may have indirectly had something to do with that...long story short she was on a SWA flight from Vegas to Atlanta a couple months back and wound up sitting next to this insanely fat bitch, fat to the point that she literally could not lower the arm rest. Winds up spending most of the flight standing in the galley with the flight attendants because this lady was so fat that her rolls were spilling over physically onto my girlfriend, and it was a completely full flight so there wasn't anywhere else to sit.

The best part is that after they land one of the flight attendants was like "yeah we're taking you to go see a gate agent for some compensation, this is bullshit and the gate agent in Vegas never should have let her onto the plane without having a second ticketed seat"...they're talking with the gate agent about what had happened and the fat lady comes out of nowhere and starts screaming about how she's not that fat and this is discrimination and she doesn't need an extra seat.

The whole thing sounded incredibly surreal.

Victor Vermis posted:

Ogrel72 posted:

I find her about as funny as Carlos Mencia.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Free Shim

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

clicked on that and got a ashley madison popup

lol

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

they should both be charged for rape then

Duzzy Funlop posted:

shouldnÄ'T

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

I'm not entirely sure if it was nerves or maybe a bad breakfast or a virus or what but after waiting about hours for my time in court for a civil case, I vomited on the floor of the court room. It all happened so fast that I didn't have time to ask to be excused or anything.
They gave me a few minutes to get myself together while someone was called to clean up. I was asked if I could continue but I couldn't stop gagging. I also wet myself a little (which I am not sure they could tell or not).
I told them I wasn't feeling great and played it off as if I might have had a virus or something. It might have been nerves but I am not going to tell them I was so nervous that I vomited and then wet myself.
The case was rescheduled for a few weeks from now.
I am just worried that I am going to be taken less seriously now. I've a good case for why I don't owe that debt (they didn't even attempt to charge my insurance).
This is my first time in a court setting ever and I dressed nicely and had my case all planned out.
I am assuming judgement isn't really effected by this sort of thing but is this judge going to take anything I say seriously at all now?
Has this ever happened to anyone before? I'm even more nervous about appearing in front of everyone again.

check out r/legaladvice and r/personalfinance on reddit, they always keep me laughing at work

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

and then everybody in the restaurant stood up and clapped

Godholio posted:

Also, Prvi Partizan makes M1 specific ammunition to the old M2 ball spec. Modern commercial .30-06 is too hot, so do yourself a favor and buy the correct stuff so you don't gently caress up your oprod and more.

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

in short, fighting sports are gay as are the people that actually like them. except for pro wrestling.

Booblord Zagats posted:

I'm glad there was no such thing as social media when I was an idiot teenager

USMC503 posted:

someone offered them a carrot during lunch and was microaggressing them.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

http://youtu.be/_-0wUU4PwHs

ded posted:

i feel like i'm the only person who doesn't think twerking is in any way attractive

Mr. Nice! posted:

I do have the homeless druggie uncle for sure.

Mike-o posted:

Was his source a Fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd email?

Rad Lieutenant posted:

How the gently caress do you surprise your wife with her own pregnancy?

quote:

Trust me, my mom is an Airborne Ranger.

ElMaligno posted:

Bing is the best porn site anyways

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Bonus titties at 1:19

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Some girls know how to perfect balance just enough teeth to feel good, others

Naked Bear posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myu7sUENBoY

Ding ding ding! We have a winner:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/09/01/bold-u-s-marine-scores-date-with-ufc-champ-ronda-rousey-with-one-sex-related-caveat/

quote:

But Rousey is saying “yes” to North Carolina-based Marine Jarrod Haschert one stipulation — she’s not a “first date kind of a girl.” That means Haschert will have to be on his best behavior.

He may be a Marine, but he surely doesn’t want to find out what happens when someone makes an unwanted advance on Rousey. See her 34-second knockout for some insight:

That shouldn’t be a problem for a military man, plus he also told TMZ Sports last week that he plans on being a gentleman.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

fantasy football