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terrez posted:

go fuckyourself mods i am drunk this is the drunk thread i am going to post boobs and buttz

if you are reading this thread at work you literally deserve to be fired

pkells posted:

Natalie Imbruglia was loving gorgeous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo

fake edit: And still is:

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

corn is pleased with your offering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVS_MMxe3Y


ps lmbo at el mangina trying to call the rat a nerd

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This is as my Master told it to me and now I tell it thee.

There are a billion names of damnation! A billion kinds of things that slither and slime and defile the land and sea and wind. Each thing is a kind of sin spawned by man's evil. And that man is very sinful there are many of these damned things and their power is great.

As the purpose of all things in nature is to increase so it is with the damned. They would we joined them and so they seek to overcome us. In alien forms they assault us. In sleep they come to spread doubt and fear among us. They would corrupt our hearts and see us damned too. Trust them not nor suffer them to live.

For each alien destroyed is a soul freed from eternal bondage. Each mortal alien life extinguished is a human soul raised to glory. Thus our eternal destiny is written in the blood of the alien.

With sword and spear destroy the alien. With cannon shot and gun blast smash the alien. With laser beam and searing plasma scatter the alien to the stars. With tooth and fist and hammer blows, with axe and shell and poison-bombs, with virus-charge and thermal mines!
Kill them! Kill them! Kill them all!

As my Master told it me I now tell it thee that thou shalt tell others in thy turn.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Is money what separates fat airsoft guys from being fat gun dudes?

Larry Parrish posted:

I shot my buddy's once. It's pretty fun to shoot but unless you order shady surplus ammo that corrodes the barrel apparently it's pretty expensive.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Man edge of tomorrow is a pretty good movie. The story is wonky but yeah it's cool imo

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Booblord Zagats posted:

i got stuck behind a senior citizne's bike ride today. Had traffic backed up for a few blocks it seemed. just glad Motorhead didn't start playing on the radio, because I would have made this guy look like a goddamed amateur

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

Helldump Immunity. posted:

just kill yourself if yo are not drinking righ tnow

DownByTheWooter posted:

i've been doing calculus homework for six loving hours now i just want you all to know that i hope a catastrophic geologic event happens that kills everything on this gay earth in one fell swoop before I have to turn this horseshit in thanks for reading gonna have a beer and watch cartoons for a bit now

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ANCHORAGE -

UPDATE: The 35-year-old Anchorage woman accused of taking her clothes off and trashing an East Anchorage Subway Tuesday night was arrested and is being held at Anchorage jail, police spokeswoman Anita Shell told Channel 2 News.

Nikki Abrell went into the Subway on Tudor Road around 5 p.m. Tuesday and locked herself in the bathroom for two hours and refused to come out, Shell said.

A Channel 2 viewer at the scene, Tina Anaya says she was planning to pick up a sandwich for dinner when she pulled up to see the restaurant being trashed.

"When I pulled up, I saw a bunch of the Subway workers outside and I thought they were taking a smoke break," Anaya said. "But when I looked inside there was a naked woman literally tearing the place apart."

Anaya says she was the third person to call police and she remained on the phone with the dispatcher until officials showed up at the scene.

"I thought there was a fire in the restaurant because it looked smoky in there but it turns out she had just set off a fire extinguisher inside," Anaya said. "I really didn't want to get anywhere near her. She was smearing feces all over stuff."

Anaya says Abrell put up a fight when police tried to take her into custody.

Abrell is being charged with third-degree criminal mischief, harassment and resisting arrest.

Court records show that Abrell previously pleaded no contest to two DUI convictions in 2007 and 2009.

No one was injured in incident.

ORIGINAL STORY: A woman wearing no clothes destroyed a Subway sandwich restaurant in Anchorage Tuesday night.

According to employees, the woman entered the restaurant on Tudor Road fully clothed at around 5 p.m. and went into the restrooms. When she emerged two hours later she was no longer wearing any clothes, and began to break the furniture, pull down ceiling tiles and throw around the food, tables and chairs inside the restaurant.

Police on scene told Channel 2 that the woman appeared to be on drugs when she trashed the restaurant.

Anchorage Police said they were unable to give out any information on the incident or if the woman was in custody. Investigation is ongoing.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hahhahahahahahaahahahaHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO GLAD IM OUT

Godholio posted:

For once I'm glad I'm not drunk, because this almost sounds like a good idea.

Mike-o posted:

My hard drive full of porn started clicking and won't show up. RIP my porn collection going back to 1997. Not a big loss though because porn is so easy to get now.