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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Lets ride bikes

:nws: http://goo.gl/uCNlRJ :nws:

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May 1, 2005

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OZYMANDICKASS posted:

beards go



reposted from my tumblr plz do not steal

How many caged women are in your basement?

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

OZYMANDICKASS posted:

tons when the short film those stills are from premieres. It's called OZY VERMIS: YOGA BUTT SLAYER. It's about an ex-marine who needs to have sex with a different yoga butt every day in order to suppress the memories of all the Taliban commandos he killed in hand-to-hand combat. Spoiler: Eventually there are no more yoga butts to conquer so he re-enlists, kills more Talibans, and begins the cycle anew..

The taliban in black fled across the desert, and the marine followed.

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May 1, 2005

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Potential BFF posted:

I don't know if I'm unlucky or what but spinning the wheel of "sure why not" with the tig ol bitty crowd has been an exercise in disappointment. Every time the bra comes off it's like finding out your birthday cake is full of snot and nightmares. I didn't buy all those bottles of sake at the loving Thai restaurant to stick my face in a pair of week old get well soon balloons. Thanks for loving nothing. Ms. rail thin two nails hammered into a board may have higher self esteem and maintenance requirements but that roulette wheel isn't rigged for misery. Regret maybe, but not misery. I'd rather discover a maze of daddy left us cuts on a lady with the proportions of a 2 x 4 than another pair of blown out spoiled cantaloupes stuck in a walmart brassiere.

Change thread title to GIP Drunk Thread 2k15: No get well soon balloons

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May 1, 2005

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May 1, 2005

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I said fetch, not felch

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Not enough Ill Communication in 90's talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf1YF_MH1xc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhqyZeUlE8U

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOVzXYEU3Bk

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost


A fun activity for the whole family on Ramadan:

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Bridges Over Madison County had some nice bridges and man-bracelets in it.

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
So whose into yoga?

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/5Y6dSNw.gif

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May 1, 2005

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

how did you get access to my private photobucket?

I work IT for the IRS, duh

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

how did you get access to my private photobucket?

I work IT for the IRS, duh

and the cardinals

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Where does a 200 pound Maori warrior sleep?

I don't know, but don't wake him prematurely.

You wouldn't be able to any way cause he's probably drunk

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Booblord Zagats posted:

.that's definitely the kinda girl who will let you nut in her if you agree to buy the plan B

That's definitely the kinda girl that will let you nut wherever you want as long as you tell that fat dumb pigeon toed retard that she's not fat and you love her.

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

I'm the gummy bear that got stuck in her crack

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