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Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
All these skeletons are freaking me out man

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Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

gently caress the Red Sox

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Sounds like the bride could convince him to wear a dress too.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
I have a feeling the garter toss will purposefully go to sad sack. You should do everything in your power to make sure he doesn't get it.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
:f5:

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Drunk thread is on point tonight

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Best man seems to be enjoying the joke. Man of honor looks incredibly awkward and ashamed.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
We need a blow by blow when the man of honor makes his toast.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Waiting for someone to get a Sgt Chowdown tattoo.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Shim is back, new Fallout, and Russia is on the verge of glassing the Middle East. All is right in the world.

Hail Satan, SMDFTB.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Free vodka

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
:nws:
http://gfycat.com/UnfortunateMedicalFieldmouse
http://gfycat.com/TerribleUnlinedElephantbeetle
http://www.gfycat.com/DefenselessJubilantCreature
http://www.gfycat.com/DecisiveMediocreAnglerfish

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Tits

:69snypa:

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Happy UTA motherfuckers




















Love,
That one AGR mofo

PS

Mike-o posted:

I even PMd grover once asking for advice because I thought he was in the military :allears:

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
gently caress this gay earth, SMDFTB

Vodka tonics are thhe only thing thast krrp me sane

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Just want to say Kraft Mac d Cheese id the best drunk food.


Hail Satan

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Deathy McDeath posted:



saw this and thought it looked cool



welp thats all I got. god bless

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

:france:

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR


:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/K1p1gbD.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/HCrPsxM.gifv

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Meh, still would.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Miley is the enlisted dream girl.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

MA-Horus posted:

Alcohol, grilled meat, closeted homosexuality and open misogyny?

Don't forget the fear of oscillating fans.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Two Finger posted:

although that said the best sex ever i had was with a brazilian girl who was a bit tubby but hosed like a crazy woman (probably because she was a crazy woman)

Crazy women gently caress better.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Are pansexuals ever not fat? I mean feminist aren't always

Pansexual is a term for people who are too ugly for both the opposite and same sex. They basically had to invent a new sexuality which equates to "nobody wants to gently caress us."

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Booblord Zagats posted:

Sometimes I think Shim might be a prophet

Nobody understands prophets profits like the Jews.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

the place where i was in afghanistan just got taken over by the taliban. which isn't surprising because 30 drug addled boyfucker afghani police probably weren't going to last long once the us left. still sucks that americans died in that place to accomplish nothing. but, its not like we wouldve accomplished anything by staying.

Welcome to modern American warfare.

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Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Mia Khalifa's tits look good from certain angles.



This is not one of them.

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