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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Dated a girl with big ole perky D cups. They were awesome boobs. But looking at her mom you could see into the future and it was not pretty.

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Yo anyone wanna do a month no drinking challenge?

I'm 3 days in and 4 lbs down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY6OV1yyGHE

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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I'm doing it cause I was getting blitzhammered every night and gained a bunch of weight and basically felt awful all the time. A month to start and see where I go from there.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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So far I was worried I might actually be an alcoholic but I'm not jonesin or anything. Maybe the drunk thread isn't the thread for this. Make a sobriety challenge thread? Who here remembers the sobriety challenge a few years back where failure was met with a requirement to do a live webcast zima power hour?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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:perfect:

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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7 days sober. :feelsgood:

Had a rough patch middle of the week but a fellow gipper talked me down and I'm truckin along.

Downside is video games aren't as fun. Upside is I get a lot more sleep because I'm not up all night playing video games!

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Kawasaki Nun posted:

Trip Report - 10 days since last drink

I miss booze

Edit: Jesus christ its only been 8 days

I'm on day 10 myself and I don't really miss it. I'm eating better and working out so I think part of it is not wanting to slide back to fat lifestyle.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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3 weeks sober on Sunday. Feeling good, got more money and getting back in shape cause now I have energy to lift. Don't really miss it but I could see a bad night happening if I take a few and let it spiral out so I'm gonna keep with it

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

gin and tonic is basically my mainstay

it'll never let me down

Bourbon and bourbon here. Also I was sober for a month and then my patriotism got the best of me. Mother in law bought a 12 pack of the favorite beer and I'm off the wagon. Beer and fireworks own

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Rad Lieutenant posted:

Gone girl was pretty good. Probably 45 mins too long but still good.
that one chick was v attractive

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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at the date posted:

off to Ireland for two weeks in the morning. First week I'm just dicking around Dublin, entire second week is hiking south through/near Wicklow National Park. Will be drinking to excess + loving wild redheaded women with amazing accents for half a month, with a brief interlude dedicated to visiting Trinity College. peace

You gonna be like Jon snow north of the wall.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Um gently caress you it's a dwarf planet. You think Peter dinklage isn't a human because he has dwarfism? You planet bigot.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Totally unrelated to planet chat but is cat chat. I posted my new kitten in some thread or other and had named him stinky. That's a poo poo name so o renamed him barrack Hussein Obama. Lil bho for short. Dude is gray. He's not white, not black, just a little of both.

Also when I get scratched or trip over him I can go THANKS OBAMA!

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Man I was gonna get drunk tonight but the ac went and poo poo the bed. Unit is only 4 years old. Some crackhead probably stole the copper or something. Can't get a guy out till 11pm.

gently caress it gonna drink anyway

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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gently caress you I need my house a cool 68 to go to sleep.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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No I mean I shouldn't drink cause gotta wait for ac guy. Temp is 80 right now. gently caress you guys I'm a delicate flower

80 f you kiwi gently caress

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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fatality

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Peep show. If you like British comedy and David Mitchell it's the best

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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I'd pay to have ronda rousey beat me up qtiyd

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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So alcoholic root beer is a thing now. Publix had a buy one get one free deal on some brand and that junk is 5.8% alcohol. Get drunk drinking babby soda!

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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So far I've tried not your dads root beer and hard root beer from....gently caress I forget where and I'm too lazy to look at the empties. Anyway if you like root beer it tastes like root beer with a hint of alcohol. At this point in my attempt to kill myself via liver failure I don't taste alcohol as I used to so I'll have to ask my wife.

For true alcoholism add some bourbon to your alcoholic root beer.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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I have a 5s and my wife has a 6+ and her phone is way too big. I can't carry my phone most of my life anyway because of work and it's basically a forums browsing/maps device anyway.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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I went from a 4 to a 5s. That was a big upgrade. Well, I went from a 4 to a nokie lumia something when windows phone first came out. I liked it enough at first but had enough bullshit to it that I sold it and went back to my 4. Then one day I got covered in cat piss and just threw all my clothes in the wash not remembering my phone was in the pocket. I wanted to get a poo poo burner phone until I could get a subsidized phone with contract but they all sucked so I just bought my 5s outright.

Little known fact: when you buy your phone outright instead of doing a contract ATT will add an upgrade fee to every bill to the tune of :10bux:. They pulled that poo poo when we bought my wife's 6+, too. I was mad for all of two seconds then I remembered I'm not poor and can just throw money away and not give a poo poo.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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MurderBot posted:

Guys I want to upgrade my 4S to a 6 but I have an unlimited data plan, I don't want to spend $9,985,444 to get an unlocked or pay retail price, nor do I want to give up my plan that i've been happily married to for like 6 years. :(

I had unlimited and looked at my usage when upgrading. Combined my wife and I use 1.5 GB a month. We "downgraded" to 10 GB/month and save 20 or so dollars per bill, which is canceled out by the upgrade fee I mentioned earlier but whatevs

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Kinda want the europe system. I like the idea of just buying a sim and it has a set amount of data/phone number associated with it. Might make random grindrtindr hookups easier

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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I got babbys first major airline delay! Every 30 minutes they push it by an hour. At this rate I'll be too drunk to recognize the message it is cancelled. Airports are kinda cool in that all the hot chicks travel in yoga pants and the wal Mart contingent roam the terminal so it's a real treat of awesomeness and horror.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

I had one get pushed from 1700 to 2400 in 30 minute increments. It was agonizing.

Still doesn't top the time I waited 36 hours for a flight the airline never sent but forgot to cancel, and when asked for a refund they refused because "the flight arrived at its destination on time with 0 passengers aboard, and it's not our fault everyone was a no-show."

:catstare: Jesus man. Luckily this is a work flight so if poo poo goes south it's another day of drinking and no work. Being at the airport isn't so bad when you aren't in a hurry.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

gently caress it man, I love being at airports. Ain't got a care in the world while you're at the bar waiting for a flight, everyone else is alone and drinking too so it's real easy to chat up the women.

There's a bar right across from my gate but phone is almost dead so I'm one of those losers sitting on the floor by a plug.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Gate changed. This lame play by play is brought to you by boredom and half-drunkeness

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Worst part about a delayed flight are the people bitching about it. "Bbbbbut I got places to be :qq:"

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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suck

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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my

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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drunk

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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dick

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

Catching up on Ballers and doin some Monday night drinkin' Where my Monday Nite Crew at

Just got off work takin a dump. Either sleep or drink. We know which one it will be.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Godholio posted:

Watching Twin Peaks.

Yeah, that Twin Peaks. After three episodes I was still forcing myself to watch because people loved/still love this show. At four it finally caught my interest. But goddamn is the soundtrack awful.

Soundtrack owns. You wrong.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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I just binged through the first Fargo season and it was dark as poo poo. Had some weird humor moments but most of it was just downright depressing. I really enjoyed it and wish there were more things like that on TV now. Anyone got suggestions for shows with similar tone?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Mustang posted:

True, it is actually a pretty cool thing to be part of but it sucks to find out you can't drink literally minutes before driving home from work on a Friday.

You can handle it. No one will know. Just drink. Pussy.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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I like that post with the pictures up thread.

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Airport bar drinkin. Travel is fun and profitable when the company pays

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