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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

I made it a point to see this poo poo in Lima (subtitled) totes worth it 10/10 was legit tempted to watch it again at the next showing

I'm pretty high right now. In the interest of efficiency, just pretend that I post that every single day

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

joat mon posted:

RELISHES HIS PETARD, WON'T STAY DOWNWIND

Relish my petard from the back

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I mean this ain't breaking news but Mean Girls is on Netflix and probably has been for a while

Good movie

RIP attractive version of Lindsay Lohan

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

It's pretty fetch

stop trying to make fetch happen

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Ckwiesr posted:

I'd do it if we can end it on the 4th of July.

I haven't had alcohol since June 3 so I could do this.

gently caress you if you think I'm giving up weed tho

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Nick Soapdish posted:

:hfive: Trying to decide if I want to Kickstart this (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mancanbeer/mancan-put-a-brewery-in-your-fridge-not-a-growler?ref=users) or wait to see if it works well when it goes commercial in September.

poo poo, I want one

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
I'm on two weeks alcohol free, but also entering my last two weeks in South America. Being back in Colombia might buy me a seat hosting the bitch beer power hour. The weed here tho :stare:

How in the heck do you go five weeks without eating? Soylebt sounds awful.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
I leased a 1BR right across the street from campus gently caress driving

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
Morning beer is the best, too so I reckon that day beer and watching cage fighting will hit the spot

I haven't had beer in 19 days, now. Luckily, I've been able to cope with my functional alcoholism by replacing it with smoking shitloads of weed

last night this german dude was pretty surprised to learned I was in the military. He'd spent a lot of time in the US, and said every military person/vet he ever met "drank a lot of beer and did crossfit"

At least half of that is true

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
I am also white-passing, except for hijab

Edit: Also, loves Disney

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
Last day in Colombia
Up until yesterday I spent a week in this little mountain town where you could buy produce bags of weed for lunch money. My campground/hostel there was primarily populated by a bunch of European hippie chicks camping out and a poo poo load of people just laying about smoking weed all day. Every day I went hiking or running in the forest, and or to this good swimming hole. I think the last bit of this trip might be the best bit of vacation I've ever had

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Untagged posted:

"Mom Bod"

This is extremely triggering

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
Ft. Lauderdale needs to just burn this god drat airport down and start over

Currently meditating on how I imagine it will sound when the flames' crackling and hissing finally rise over the din of the announcements in Spanish until there's nothing left except three 5000 year old Haitian ladies reorganizing their carryons to the sound of a tinny cumbia beat coming out of some cocksuckers cell phone buried under the ashes

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:

Has anyone said you should totally do a write-up about your South/Central American trip? Because I've wanted to do something like that for almost 10 years, and I need to feed my obsession.

Yeah I can for ya, in a couple of weeks, gotta go through my photos, do some notes etc

My travelogue will largely consist of complaints about Chileno accents and how whack Colombian food is, followed by appendices talking about the shameful dorm sex I had and a list of the various Spanish slang terms you'll have to learn to buy weed in these countries

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Potato Kid for Lord Commander 2016

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Duzzy Funlop posted:

There are grape cigars.

what exactly do you roll your blunts in if not fruit-flavored blunt wraps?

Because I don't expect someone with this sort of obviously limited knowledge on blunts to know how to freak a Black n Mild or a Dutch Master

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Booblord Zagats posted:

Cigarillos, yeah.


They're pretty popular with the "Makes under 28K/yr" crowd

guess i better go buy a pack

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Booblord Zagats posted:


Bear downs 36 beers, passes out at campground


n4i gonna have to have a talk with his boo

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

there once was a poster named shim
who went off on rants on a whim
but he pissed off a mod who favors the rod
and now he must pay for his sin

Perfect in every way

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

So is Cosby still an honorary Navy chief or..

truth be told, if anything, ought to cement his position

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Dead Reckoning posted:

A dude broke three of his ribs and took the money from the gas station he was working at.

you couldn't possibly know what kind of gender or -kin the robber identified as

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

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Spicy Guacamole posted:

You really think that some idiot with tail buttplug and fuzzy ears can break a grown man's ribs? Come on.

there are some yoked as f trannies out there

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
I started working when I was 14, pumping gas and sorting bushels of crabs for like $7 an hour
I smelled like the worst whorehouse in the Philippine Islands after each shift
gently caress work

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

So is buying an M1 garand hipster as gently caress too or is it ok if I get one

America fought fascists AND communists with the M1 Garand how loving dare you

If you want one, get while the gettin's good. They're taking orders at the CMP again. Service Grade is the best value/$ imo, but that's honestly pretty arbitrary if you just want it to shoot for fun, since the cheaper Field Grade ones function just fine. I expect you could flip it at a gun show for $500+ profit, especially in a year or however long it's going to take the CMP to sell out this time. I really wish I'd bought a carbine when they had them.
https://thecmp.org/cmp_sales/rifle_sales/

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Reverand maynard posted:

Do you know where you can buy a m1 carbine?

They used to be in stock at the CMP, but other than that I've never looked, because the surplus rifles cmp.org sells have a reputation for being good value for money, and the one dealer table I looked at at a gun show was (obviously) asking about $6-800 more than they were worth.

There must be heaps of them out there if you really want one.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

dang.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Dang

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

something is comforting about knowing that we don't even really need the nukes; that someday maybe the earth will just cleanse itself of all these gay humans on its own

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Think it was this one but there's tons of different videos of the same angle more or less

http://youtu.be/QdM8mWWXgDI

I unironically cackle with glee every time I see this video

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
I cant im too high

And busy watching bobs burgers

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
I haven't studied chemistry in 15 years, so I'm doing my school's summer prep for Gen Chem online. It's the exact same thing as khanacademy courses for the problems . I've done 91 topics in three days, so now I am doing bongrips and going outside for a run before my brains run out of my friggin ears

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

the obvious question: how do I join up?

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

i was the tallest guy in the best frat so it worked out

Oh yeah, well I'm a paunchy 30-something leering at girls nearly half my age so im sure that will work out too

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

alison brie so bae

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Leather Bear posted:

She said that if any private nude photo of her gets leaked, she'd just get professional ones made for release.

:pray:

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Hahahaha god loving drat dude

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
^Sorry bout your fam amigo, uncles rule (true for about 30% of my uncles)


I only have 4 precious days of vacation left, having a cup of coffee and a spot of the ol' devil's lettuce before I go see the barber and do a little grocery shopping. In between these, I'll make it a point to stroll through campus while move-in is going on, because I get a special thrill out of checking out buttes in front of their daddes

lol @ anyone still in

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Mike-o posted:


The other one works at Boeing and is a uptight douchebag that doesn't talk to anyone else in the family.

i am this uncle

I have 11 aunts and uncles and first cousins numbering somewhere in the 30's

I am the first person in my family to attend an actual 4-year university, and I am starting at age 30. My family looks like every person you've ever seen on Cops

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

accurate

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Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Alright I might actually like pay for porn so I can stream some good poo poo. Any suggestions? Like amateur poo poo

Define good poo poo

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