[Mafia] Hip-Hopfia 1.5

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t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc

Hip-Hopfia 1.5 is a game for 12ish-15ish players. It will be role-light, meaning nothing too crazy. There is a decent chance you'll be vanilla, so look elsewhere if you find it as boring as I do.

Normal mafia rules apply, if you're unsure ask me. Note you'll have the option to ##retire at any point, which will remove you from the game without ending the day.

Do I really need to post the rest of this?

t a s t e fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Jun 7, 2015

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 16:30

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 09:29

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

t a s t e fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Jun 8, 2015

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 16:30

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Apparently nobody wants to sign up for games idk

We have a glut

# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 20:18

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

I can downsize the game if necessary, I'll hold out a bit longer to fill.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2015 21:30

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Yay!

Expect pms tomorrow ~

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 00:17

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

(If anyone else wants to join you've got all night)

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 00:26

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

All PMs have been sent!

Town win condition = Eliminate any and all threats to town.
Scum win condition = Unassailable control of the vote.
3p win condition = If they exist, they know it.

If you have any questions, feel free to PM me.

Have fun and be nice~

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 15:11

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Note deadline has now been set, Wednesday at 10:00 EST

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 15:14

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

If you're going to post English music, post Grime. If you're going to post music, post Hip Hop

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 15:24

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Before it becomes an issue, I'd like to mention I randomized alignment after flavor.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 15:58

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Action Bronson has had a pretty good year. Aside from his continuing youtube cooking/eating series with Vice, his first major label album, Mr. Wonderful, was released to decent sales and positive critical reception. I'd hardly consider it his best work, but it's a nice milestone for a guy who's only been rapping seriously for half a decade. A former gourmet chef and continual libertine, his lyrics revolve around real and imagined day-to-day adventures in drugs, sex, and cuisine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPCQgzA1cnU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m5n8_VS_Ho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weAPJCAmDRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVP_w1rQweE

:siren:

In honor of Bronson, you have the option of making a rap related to your favorite food, sexual encounter, or drug. Submit your raps by lynch deadline, and I'll post them all at the flip. You'll then be able to discuss which is best. When you've reached a decision, or a deadlock requiring a vote, we'll conclude the challenge and the winner will receive a prize. :siren:

t a s t e fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Jun 9, 2015

# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 13:43

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Tremendous Taste posted:

Action Bronson has had a pretty good year. Aside from his continuing youtube cooking/eating series with Vice, his first major label album, Mr. Wonderful, was released to decent sales and positive critical reception. I'd hardly consider it his best work, but it's a nice milestone for a guy who's only been rapping seriously for half a decade. A former gourmet chef and continual libertine, his lyrics revolve around real and imagined day-to-day adventures in drugs, sex, and cuisine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPCQgzA1cnU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m5n8_VS_Ho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weAPJCAmDRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVP_w1rQweE

In honor of Bronson, you have the option of making a rap related to your favorite food, sexual encounter, or drug. Submit your raps by lynch deadline, and I'll post them all at the flip. You'll then be able to discuss which is best. When you've reached a decision, or a deadlock requiring a vote, we'll conclude the challenge and the winner will receive a prize.

To clarify you don't have to record or produce, just submit a verse or some lines or w/e

# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 17:19

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

e: wrong thread

# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 02:05

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Tremendous Taste posted:

Action Bronson has had a pretty good year. Aside from his continuing youtube cooking/eating series with Vice, his first major label album, Mr. Wonderful, was released to decent sales and positive critical reception. I'd hardly consider it his best work, but it's a nice milestone for a guy who's only been rapping seriously for half a decade. A former gourmet chef and continual libertine, his lyrics revolve around real and imagined day-to-day adventures in drugs, sex, and cuisine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPCQgzA1cnU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m5n8_VS_Ho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weAPJCAmDRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVP_w1rQweE

In honor of Bronson, you have the option of making a rap related to your favorite food, sexual encounter, or drug. Submit your raps by lynch deadline, and I'll post them all at the flip. You'll then be able to discuss which is best. When you've reached a decision, or a deadlock requiring a vote, we'll conclude the challenge and the winner will receive a prize.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 16:18

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Quality over quantity

# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 20:48

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

I'm going out to watch the hockey game so deadline is floating until I get home.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 01:56

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Propaganda Machine, Freddie Gibbs, Town Doctor, was lynched D1!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbxcPy1qJTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0BG2oDRRb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdIaMIyYFbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5yDFpUK558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0cNQHXfdPU

Freddie Gibbs is a technically proficient MC out of Gary, Indiana. He's known for his "Gangsta" Gibbs persona which is embodied in music about dealing (he claims to have done), violence (he claims not to have done), and general life in the trap making money. Last year's (Cocaine) Pinata, a collaboration with the well-respected producer Madlib, was a critical darling and helped bring more mainstream attention to his skills. He probably won't ever blow up in mainstream circles but as far as real gangster music goes he's firmly entrenched in the scene.

As for our submissions...

quote:

As I roll up to the grocery store,
With that metal cart, bitch wheel spinnin� on the floor,
I pass the little man, skin not quite tan, knife in hand, and the sushi stand, scrapin� faux wasabi from the tiny can,
He says, �come on mistah, try my spicy tuna�
�oh please, shits expired, shoulda sold it soona!�
I keep on slidin� glidin� on the dirty tile floor,
I pull up and grab a can of DINTY MOORE!
It�s hard to feel blue, when you got the stew, and while it looks like poo, yo its good for you!
It might be a dead fad, with the red plaid,
But The carrots, potatoes, and beef cubes are so rad
I decide to play it conservative,
Grab six cans and no preservatives,
I take my half dozen to the check out aisle,
The register jockey, she gives me a smile,
Oh baby, that just looks so �yum�
I give her my number, �call me up girl, I�ll cook you some!�
When I get home, I bust a can open,
Lance Armstrong shoulda ate this instead of dopin�
I make up a bowl, because I am deserving,
poo poo�s got only 240 calories in an 8 ounce serving.

quote:

Ice in the free-zer
You can't ever please her
'Cause you bone like a gee-zer
Call you Ebenezer
They call me Julius Caesar

SALAD motherfucker and we don't play
My rhymes slice for days get you some vitamin K
Your flow is all lumpy
Your gut is all chunky
Your food is all funky

SMELLING motherfucker and you can't pay
for your meal or tip the valet
Just step off the stage
You're too well done - all grey

quote:

* set to this beat

Drip drops of thought in paper squares,
Lucy sold dreams on the low it would seem.
Wheedling, the needled prick pocks left me bare.
The internal volume already made tare.

[Hol'up, bitch don't get kill my high,
Kiting the boss, said the dragon's taken flight,
Out of the dungeon, stomach's rumbling, or hurting, maybe both. Hit the dope. No joke, i'm not your average bloke.
Serotonin release, oxytocin beneath, dopamine mink rising up from this purple in my cup.]

Ambling around on a meandering way,
Clowning with my niggas, making satirical plays.
The platelets carried Linda's slippered dipper,
While my lids carry plates, the small hairs caught in clippers.

Her being "the being", and me, myself and I,
the pink and the stink. The camel through the eye.
The cradled form came closer,
dancing synergistically, a lover. I'm trying not to appear as a poseur,

[Hol'up, bitch don't get kill my high,
I'm the motherfucking hoss, I do more than get by.
Out of the dungeon, stomach's rumbling, or hurting, maybe both. Hit the dope. No joke, i'm not your average bloke.
Serotonin release, oxytocin beneath, dopamine mink rising up from this purple in my cup.]

So I double down, pour it up, drink the drank,
roll the blunt, lick it, puff it, pass it. I'm past it.
Plastered, Jane smelled delicious. Linda told lucy, and now the girls vicious.
On the hunt for the round, a nice thick shake for only a couple of pounds.
Stick around, but don't get stuck, Ghastly coming down, Gangsta coming up.

quote:

https://soundcloud.com/diqnol/mafia1

quote:

Hey friends, it's Hal, I live up in Boulder
I know more than you, but it's mostly cuz I'm older
Mafia games? I've been in like three hundred
When I play scum the town is gonna get sundered
People be like yo Hal why ya always lurkin'
I'm like gently caress off, why don't ya go back to jerkin'
Spend my life always hopping on a flight
Don't matter though, my mafia game is always tight
Here in Colorado we love to get high
Which is what I'm gonna go do now... BYE

Submit your votes to me for the best via PM, please! Don't worry, there's a protection in place so scum can't just stack up and win in case of a town vote split.

Also submit your actions, game will start when everything is received or tomorrow night, whatever comes sooner.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 04:28

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Nights will remain open, I encourage you to talk about Freddie Gibbs~

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 04:30

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Ghastly Gangsta posted:

Is birdman in this game? I know flavor isn't important, but I just want to know.

Sorry plehboi

Chic Trombone, Spark Master Tape, Town Cop, was killed N1!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaZqzjcwHiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG4hRJJRR9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHt0p11Vj9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw0h2Mza61Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3gG0P5lKw0

Spark Master Tape is a bit of an enigma. Secretive about his identity, he uses vocal manipulation to distort his rhymes to great effect. Despite a tendency to abandon his impressive verses right at their peak, he's built a dedicated fan base off of the strength of his tapes and the unique sampling that sets him apart from most of his peers.

Roydrowsy, Joey Bada$$, Town Vanilla, was killed N1!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDWAk8-leVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRfQGXFRr30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d307wz-dHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1yGG8jMSTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51e1gIkzHgk

Joey Bada$$ is young, but that doesn't stop him from embracing the legacy of 90's New York. He first started to get shine as a teen, garnering praise from NY royalty like DJ Premier. Lyrically complex, he tends to veer off into lanes of spiritual awakening, political philosophy, and personal development. He's the type to believe in the power of crystals. Nonetheless, he's a promising young talent with a long career ahead of him.

Diqnol received the most votes, but I'm happy and proud of the quality of results I received. Way to go, guys. Also note that if you want to follow along after you've died, you're eligible to submit (and even win) post-mortem!

:siren:

Now, Diqnol, your prize could be great, or it could be terrible. Do you want it, or is it all about the art for you? :siren:

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 04:27

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

much like action bronson in Toronto, diqnol is now hated for today. However, he will be loved tomorrow, should he be voteable

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 05:28

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Such is the price of fame diq

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 05:34

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

HiipFire posted:

i am now at my best and so Gunplay is over. i have officially stopped. all currently scheduled live dates are canceled. my upcoming album "living legend" will still be delivered worldwide later this year via Def Jam Records. Gunplay was and always has been a conceptual art exhibition anchored by sound and vision. above and beyond an "artist". to my truest fans, please stay legend.

##retire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ntkNWnQ4gk

Hiipfire, Gunplay, Town Vanilla, has retired D2!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVTcRL6EfrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOys4uYn-b0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbbQb9bEcDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF4ROEVTLXI

Gunplay's crazy.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 16:37

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Pmom was super invested in star trek

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 16:55

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Just like Pac, you can indeed rap from beyond the grave. Don't try to break the game with it, though, unless I specifically tell you that's appropriate.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 17:58

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

AC is replaced by Asiina!

# ¿ Jun 13, 2015 17:30

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

I don't have the energy to put up an effort post so today's raps will be themed around summertime.

As before, submit via pm, prize will be greater than yesterday's

# ¿ Jun 13, 2015 18:49

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

It's ok.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 00:45

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

after hockey probably

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 03:22

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Ghastly Gangsta, Young Thug, Town Vanilla, was lynched D2!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-0kZ_jeIHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbzMMorE_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkUKFdacHvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGt_JGHYEO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Efv3KIJ84

Young Thug is really something. I'm tired but you should read up on him, or drop into the rap thread and ask what his deal is. He's like Peter Gabriel or Bowie or something, man, idk.

Only two raps today smh but they both own

quote:

It�s too drat hot,
the sun�s out, it�s blazin�
livin� up summer break, I�m off work I�m lazin�
its one of the bennys of being a teach
but I make poo poo money. Can�t head to the beach
Now I�ve got three months,
I�m getting some rest
you think I get to sleep in?
surely you jest?

two kids,
from two nights of passion
no video games
wit those checks that I�m cashin�
instead I get to play monster trucks,
and ninja turtles and I�m givin� no fucks
the kid says, �dad you�re playing it wrong�
and I can�t escape the earworms of cartoon theme songs

In my free time, I�m playing games with goons
oh my god, these guys, do they eat spaghetti with spoons?
and the neck beards,
grown to catch tears
summers a bummer
when their girls are givin� out hummers
like Dante from clerks,
they also gives jerks,
You need 36 guys,
and count the fingers to know how many poked inside
some might say �it�s all about luck�
to earn some net cred from being a �Cuck�

It�s so hot!
The sun�s out, it�s blazin�
bring in the grapes before they burn into raisins
but get out the house man,
get a tan,
run a couple blocks and burn that flab into abs

whats the plan when the game is through?
who will survive, what is left of you?
will pack up? Leave the group?
oh, and gently caress STEW, have some soup!

quote:

Slap on some jorts,
Slip on the shades.
Going down to the beach
where the money gets made.
Fill up the truck
grab the sizzurp
Soft serve get hosed
got the real dizzurt

Sno cone man
Awww baby I'm the sno cone man
Get the gently caress in my van
put shaved ice in your hand
yeah I'm the snow cone man

You want the tiger blood?
Yeah bitch it's here
Sour cherries the hit
flavor of the year.
Root beer, grape, wat-a-melon too
buy a nice cone to share wit' ya boo.

Sno cone man,
Aww baby I'm the sno cone man.
My tongue is so blue
Saving it just for you.
yeah I'm the sno cone man.

I love this syrup
I bathe in the stuff.
Feed it to my children
This is better than snuff.
I live 'n' die for the summer.
No time for hot bummers
So beat the heat, get some eats,
and when your throat is parched think about the

Sno cone man,
Awww baby I'm the sno cone man.
When the calendar hits May
I'm at the beach all day
Yeah I'm the sno cone man.

Send me votes, day will start tomorrow night. :siren:

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 04:42

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Pinterest Mom, Chance the Rapper, Town Vanilla, was killed N2!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRv2_zAPrhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3WFkfME_Q0

Chance is blowing up right now, I'm not personally a huge fan of his flow but he's a young kid making some jazzy and enjoyable music to put on in the background. The first track from Acid Rap is my favorite.

There was a tie in rap voting! Roy and Hurt both put out fine verses so I'm going to award a prize to both of them!

Roy will have a hidden ability.

Hurt will have a hidden ability.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 04:37

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Dragged down to hell by otherworldly powers, Bottleknight, Yung Lean, scum one-shot vig, has been lynched!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stgrSjynPKs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQWhFysPKY

Asiina, Ka, scum godfather, has been modkilled!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKlCUHjU7p4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oxbBP-Ai8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylaWf9OkoTw

Mod note: Cold Facts is one of my favorite songs ever.

IN HONOR OF THAT, YOU HAVE A WEEKEND CHALLENGE

Give me a gritty, honest rap that you could listen to riding around at night. Submissions due Sunday night at 10, Voting will be run until Monday, when game will resume.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 04:21

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Submit some loving raps

# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 04:35

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

*coughs*

I meant Wednesday. I'm sorry.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 02:12

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

quote:

Late at night when you're all alone
nobodies online, no one's on the phone.
There's this feeling inside your head
Deep and crushing emotional dread.

Yeah it's an existential crisis
it's the ticket to life, here's what the price is.
Your place in the world,
how well you know your girl.
And who the hell likes you anyway?

Send out some texts and wait for response
nobody's responded?
Well send out some more.
Decide you'd feel better lying on the floor.
Think about your choices
think about them again.
Are you cringing yet? then you my friend

You're in an existential crisis.
Questioning decisions almost every day.
You know you're living a lie
You're too pent up to cry
But you don't wanna end it yet, anyway.

It's 3:27 and you should go to bed
but there's still these questions
running through your head.
Who will remember you when you die?
Do you have enough money to even try
to reconcile with the alibi
that you tell yourself about how "folks always lie"
and you wonder why
if you're such a sad sack anyone would date this guy
torrents of self loathing seem to fly

When you're in an existential crisis.
I think it's passing now.
Maybe go watch FRIENDS
so it won't start again
Man Chandler, what a mensch.

quote:

Twenty-one guns
It's all fun 'til you're on the run
Try not to get ghosted like Big Pun
Hunted
Shootin' through the streets, life on a clock
Bitches called the police like I'm Granos or 'Pac
Everybody's lookin at me and my Glock
Hunted
Zig left zag right switchback in the alley
Gotta lose my tail 'cause my name ain't Halley
Never stop running, I'll see you in Cali
Hunted
Vanish like a ninja in a puff of smoke
I got the finest weed your J is a joke
Cops eatin' donuts better pray you don't choke
Hunted
Can't stop me now I'm gonna rule like Nas
I got a mind like vice you got memory loss
You're slowing down like nachos drowned in that cheese sauce
Hunted
I'm to the other side now, so much stronger
Think you're up on me you've never been wronger
I fear nothing now dog. See I'm no longer
Hunted

# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 02:15

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Get your votes in by tonight!

# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 14:35

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Captain Foo, Ab-Soul, Vanilla Town, has died!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_71q5lVEjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awRG6iCKWPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gSt7WzpfZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhimamuKHDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNpcN_iQszk

Soulo is a bit of a conspiracy theorist crazy person, but he's also a great storyteller and arguably the best lyricist of TDE (even more so than Kendrick). Goes well with DMT.

Dr. Hurt has won a boon for his rap!

# ¿ Jun 25, 2015 17:25

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Dr. Hurt posted:

There is no time to procrastinate
the trigger in my hand, I will ##detonate
and leave you all here to contemplate
any and all possible fate.

Epsilon Plus, OG Maco, Town Vanilla, was caught in the blast and died!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT3OQwyvKmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOUbRKafzX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGCOlkdNGCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDlPwyB5svs

The day continues!

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 13:36

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Captain Foo posted:

bagels are good

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 16:20

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

I won't be home on the pic for a while, so sorry for formatting, but Diqnol, Scum Goon, was lynched!

Diq really carried water for his team. He and Roy are game MVPs for sure

# ¿ Jun 28, 2015 00:42

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 09:29

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

I hope you stick around and play more games, Roy

# ¿ Jun 28, 2015 01:40

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