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Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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So you made a thread for shitposting? Can we expect another thread with less crying over a loving teaser trailer?

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Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Republican Vampire posted:

Whining about whining is the stupidest whining.

The teaser was super bad tho and the game will probably be worse.

Nah.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Generic Monk posted:

Goons will be goons and Bethesda will be Bethesda. Honest, frank discussion will take place amid, and eventually replace, the apocalyptic 7 stages of grief that accompany the reveal of a dece trailer for a game that will realistically be at least pretty good.

That makes me feel a little better. :unsmith:

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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What else did those mysterious audition slides say?

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Yaos posted:

Nobody can make a game as lovely as The Witcher 3


Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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I want one of those body replacer mods with super big titties and lovingly modeled flaccid dongs.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Were titties bigger in the '50s, and related, does radiation make titties bigger?

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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looking forward to the new easter egg memes.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Nobody is excited about the new pop culture references?
Predictions:

- The wrecking ball from Miley Cyrus video and some guy talks about a ghoul that lost her jaw so she always has her tongue sticking out.
- The Boston Commonwealth has one dude who argues that there's no way the bandits can get through their wall, b/c their stolen jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
- Pepe the frog scrawled on a wall
- A unique set of power armor colored like Iron Man
- When you get dogmeat the previous owner says "so dog much fallout wow" and is retarded from nuclear fallout
- probably something from Mad Max

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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strong bird posted:

-The boston bomber brothers make a surprise appearance and are ritualisticly murdered by the surviving government to rapturous applause

- a gun named after reddit

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Bholder posted:

Those are actually something you would see in New Vegas with Wild Wasteland on.

Yes, but FO3 has a few pop references, too, so I suspect they will build on them.

- I think the Mad Max reference would be cool if a named powerfist is called "Furiosa"

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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- a quest where you drag a printer to a girl's house, and there's no reward
- a npc named Dick Butt in a monocle and top hat who has a birth defect where his cock grows out of his buttcheek

Firstborn fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Jun 3, 2015

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Doof Warrior is +20% to Heavy Weapons (that was flamethrower, right?), +20% to Guitar

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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The audition thing mentions a character that is a "cross between Buddy Holly and Vin Diesel".

What the gently caress? Can I just picture young Gary Busey with Riddick's goggles?

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Count Canuckula posted:

So a super mutant with the voice of an angel?

No idea if it's a super mutant. It just says his name is Sturges, he is an engineer. And that.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Something Else posted:

Bongo bongo bongo I don't wanna leave the congo oh no no no no nooooo

They got things like the atom BOMB, so I think I'll stay where I AM... civilization! We'll stay right heeeeeere!

~

Pretty flowers need the sun, this applies to everyone... when life's worth living... nature's giving.. happiness to everyone.. ~ let's go sunning!

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Palpek posted:

This was done in another Obsidian game: Alpha Protocol and people absolutely loving hated that. It's actually a really bad idea.

Alpha Protocol was hilarious. The pistol super skill fired like 7 bullets at once, and he became so competent that I could blindfire with 100% accuracy. Alpha Protocol owns. Leveling up Martial Arts until you could mash a 20 hit combo that was all super fast spinny kicks and karate chops was great, too.

E: Also the color palette and blown out bloom reminds me of Ninja Theory games. DmC and that Enslaved game or whatever where the tagline was "the apocalypse is GREEN :haw:" (in a time where brown was still the best and most serious color) and nature had reclaimed all the cities.

Firstborn fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Jun 8, 2015

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Alexander DeLarge posted:

Because I bought Battlefront, Assassin's Creed: Gangs of New York Edition and Call of Duty for $20 so I can afford to spend a bit more on this. I like gimmicky bullshit like this.

They shoulda never gave you niggas money!

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Stink gently caress Rob posted:

The major difference is that Geralt of Rivia is an established character adapted from a series of novels. Fallout is typically more open ended than that.

In the best case scenario, a voiced protagonist in a Bethesda Fallout game is going to be a boring idiot like every other boring idiot in a Bethesda game.

> Dark Brotherhood
> Emperor
> Rumors
> I'm gay
*selects I'm gay*

I'm a dicksucking nancy boy

e- the gunplay in deus ex is super fun

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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My laptop is nearly as strong as most modern calculators so I don't think I can play this game. I am sad at this.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Anyone play this on a badgay computer? I have a really badgay computer.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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I don't suppose there's any way to download a PC save file and play it on PS4? :smith:
Not having slider numbers makes recreating all these cool faces I see very difficult.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Trying to get close to the whacky dude in my av:

Wrestling with this creator is not as fun on console, for sure. Looking at it /timg made me realize how awful it is. I continue to gently caress with it.
I have a pretty good Nic Cage I should post.


Second attempt: Closer?

It's tough for me to get his likeness.

Firstborn fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Jun 7, 2016

Firstborn
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not mine

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Every attempt at Tom Hardy I try and do results in Johnny Five-Aces, so I'm just embracing that and going with it. Any tips for Survival perks? My first attempt at this game, and I'm going with 3/2/3/3/5/5/7. A cursory glance tells me I need Lone Wanderer, Critical Banker, and I want Gunslinger and probably Rifleman. I want to find a bobblehead or raise Int for Science!. What else you guys think?

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

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Cool, great info there. Thanks guys.

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Oct 14, 2012

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So wait that patch wasn't mods for PS4?

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