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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

lifehack: instead of eating your lunch outside, eat from your desk to get your work done

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



aha ahead of the curve for once!

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

lifehack: eat your cat

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
leave your dorm room door open

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



lifehack: kill ur parents

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

and then eat them at your desk!

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Cat Face Joe posted:

lifehack: kill ur famil

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



duTrieux. posted:

and then eat them at your desk!



holy poo poo let's all get jobs at lifehacker!

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

lifehack: eat your cat face joe

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
lifehack: fold your clothes before you put them away, so they won't get wrinkly

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Lifehack: Eat your rivals cum to gain his power and defeat him.

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

Lifehack: someone has to eat your allies cum also might as well be you

BarDown
Jun 20, 2013

Peace among worlds
*burp*BITCHHHH*burp*
lifehack: wrinkle your clotheing so you don't have to fold it

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Life hack: don't wear clothes

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

lifehack: there are no laws that compel skeletons to pay property, sales, or income tax. become a free skeleton on the land today!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
dead men tell no tales

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
lifehack:

Take my pants off,
Use my socks,
Smell my socks,
Take my pants off,
Use my socks,
Smell my socks,
Eat my face off
Eat my face off
Take my face,
Get me your face
Gimme your face
Touch my face off
I like your face
I like your face
I like your face
Touch my face off
I like your face
I like your face
I like your face
Eat my face off
Touch my face off
Get me your face
I like your face
Take it off

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Cold on a Cob posted:

lifehack:

Take my pants off,
Use my socks,
Smell my socks,
Take my pants off,
Use my socks,
Smell my socks,
Eat my face off
Eat my face off
Take my face,
Get me your face
Gimme your face
Touch my face off
I like your face
I like your face
I like your face
Touch my face off
I like your face
I like your face
I like your face
Eat my face off
Touch my face off
Get me your face
I like your face
Take it off

Don't use bath salts

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Captain Foo posted:

Don't use bath salts

I'm sure you wouldn't do
I'm sure not the man to keep in mind
I should treat you like you would
You would keep me more away, I be loud
Really beat stuff

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


lifehack: fart on your hand and bring it up to your nose to savor

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
lifehack: throwing your farts in the dog's face is loving lol but also evidence of a sad and broken existence (mine)

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