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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

advanced statsman posted:

Just add the top 3 teams from concacaf to conmebol and force the rest to play with oceania for 0 wc spots

Also move Turkey, Israel, Russia, Azerbaijan, etc to the AFC.

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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Weaponized Cum posted:

why are you so salty about your poo poo gold cup??

Because you're an idiot who can't read posts/ comprehend how teams would want to win their own fed's cup.

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Aug 31, 2004


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Seltzer posted:

Because you're an idiot who can't read posts/ comprehend how teams would want to win their own fed's cup.

I don't understand why anyone would even play the Gold Cup to be honest, you must admit it's a bad tournament for bad teams

e: after consulting the mod team, anyone posting about the goldd cup will be made TFF only starting now.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

advanced statsman posted:

Just add the top 3 teams from concacaf to conmebol and force the rest to play with oceania for 0 wc spots

and they can't vote on where the world cup is held

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Who gives a poo poo about the gold cup

Ban all americans

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

African AIDS cum posted:

Last Copa America was probably the worst tournament of all time

Same. It was poo poo poo poo poo poo.

My only hope is we don't embarrass ourselves and that this is the last tournament Tabarez will be in charge.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
if mexico and the us were good enough to not get curbstomped in the copa america they'd try hard to win it because it's the top international tournament in the western hemisphere, but since they both suck horribly and have no chance whatsoever, they focus on their poo poo tier cup instead. makes sense to me. next year everyone is going to come to the us and the us won't make it out of the group stage and it'll be hilarious.

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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Polidoro posted:

Same. It was poo poo poo poo poo poo.

My only hope is we don't embarrass ourselves and that this is the last tournament Tabarez will be in charge.

Is this sarcasm?

I really don't know anymore

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Ewar Woowar posted:

Is this sarcasm?

I really don't know anymore

If Uruguay won the World Cup polidoro would still say it was a poo poo World Cup it's his thing lol

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Ewar Woowar posted:

Is this sarcasm?

I really don't know anymore

I don't know what part you are talking about but the tournament really was poo poo. The pitches were the worst Paraguay made it to the final playing like poo poo, we played like usual too (also poo poo). The final was pretty boring too. All in all a poo poo tourney. The only good game was us making GBS threads it up against the argies because it was fun and maybe Venezuela - Perú. I can't really remember

For the second part, we've looked terrible in our friendlies and I've always hated Tabárez so I want him out. We might still win it because the other teams train to play against football teams and we play a completely different sport where having possession is forbidden and passes can't be shorter than 30 metres.

We will also have to rely on Cavani to do the racisms and biting and he's not on the same level as Suárez.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Paraguay got to the final without winning a single game

If that isn't amazing I don't know what it is

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


El Hefe posted:

Paraguay got to the final without winning a single game

If that isn't amazing I don't know what it is

that's amazing

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

El Hefe posted:

Paraguay got to the final without winning a single game

If that isn't amazing I don't know what it is

We got to the final in 99 winning a single game and lost the final 3-0 against Brazil.

The best Copa América will always be Colombia 2001. The FARC made some threats and Argentina didn't go and we took a team of players no one would mind if they were killed. It was the funniest tournament ever to watch as an Uruguayan.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

vamos colombianos. i hope the baccman gets serious playing time.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I liked Copa America 2011 because it was the first time Venezuela ever did anything of note in an international tournament, going out without losing a game and beating Chile and drawing with Brazil.

I was glad Uruguay won too because the Paraguayans were dirty cunts

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Polidoro posted:

I don't know what part you are talking about but the tournament really was poo poo. The pitches were the worst Paraguay made it to the final playing like poo poo, we played like usual too (also poo poo). The final was pretty boring too. All in all a poo poo tourney. The only good game was us making GBS threads it up against the argies because it was fun and maybe Venezuela - Perú. I can't really remember

For the second part, we've looked terrible in our friendlies and I've always hated Tabárez so I want him out. We might still win it because the other teams train to play against football teams and we play a completely different sport where having possession is forbidden and passes can't be shorter than 30 metres.

We will also have to rely on Cavani to do the racisms and biting and he's not on the same level as Suárez.

I really enjoy watching Uraguay play :unsmith:

I think you guys play to your strengths; extremely aggressive and dirty at the back (this is a compliment), tenacious as gently caress in the midfield, and amazing strikers up front. You won the last Copa America and have done well in the last couple of World Cup too. That's insanely impressive for a country of your size.

Tabarez might be a bit old fashioned but you can't say he doesn't motivate the team.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Ewar Woowar posted:

I really enjoy watching Uraguay play :unsmith:


Well, you are a known bad team liker so it's no surprise.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Polidoro posted:

Well, you are a known bad team liker so it's no surprise.

We were entertaining when we had Suarez in it ergo...

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

Ohh copa america, where all us south americans who live overseas have an excuse to hate each other.


Also get used to hearing !CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE VIVA CHILE!

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
If I hear a single Chilean yell puto after goal kicks I'll start supporting Bolivia's sea access claims.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

El Hefe posted:

I liked Copa America 2011 because it was the first time Venezuela ever did anything of note in an international tournament, going out without losing a game and beating Chile and drawing with Brazil.

I was glad Uruguay won too because the Paraguayans were dirty cunts

venezuela was an awful team to watch, brazil are always a boring joke and chile had just lost bielsa and became poo poo; the final was super bad and everything sucked

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

advanced statsman posted:

venezuela was an awful team to watch, brazil are always a boring joke and chile had just lost bielsa and became poo poo; the final was super bad and everything sucked

the only thing that sucked was you and your bfs dick

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
loving owned bitfch

that'll teach you to come troll the copa america thread

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

El Hefe posted:

the only thing that sucked was you and your bfs dick

you're thinking of yourself and your mam, venezuela is a horrible team to watch and they did well because no one gave a poo poo lol

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Polidoro posted:

If I hear a single Chilean yell puto after goal kicks I'll start supporting Bolivia's sea access claims.

Lol

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
What channel is this on in UK/Ireland? I can't find anything

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
Big Reggae Boyz fan here

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

Polidoro posted:

If I hear a single Chilean yell puto after goal kicks I'll start supporting Bolivia's sea access claims.

it's ok suazo is back in mexico trying to find another payday.
But what you will hear "PO LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE"

Also so what type of fans you should expect in chile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx1cqRbM8eQ

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



El Hefe posted:

a few of these look like men but they will get even more naked for every goal Venezuela scores or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtiIktUsOpU

lmao is this the best that poo poo country can offer?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Ciprian Maricon posted:

lmao is this the best that poo poo country can offer?

Hahaha those are just some cheap whores they quickly found to make that video

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



lol ok, i thought they were famous or someshit i was totally confused

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

What channel is this on in UK/Ireland? I can't find anything

It's on YouTube

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Danilo got injured during the friendly against Mexico so Dunga called up Dani Alves, still that Brazil team looks thin as poo poo

Venezuela have a good chance of finishing at least as one of the third best to advance to the quarters imo

meat CRime
Jun 12, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
Weak, Colombia and Venezuela are in different groups

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

meat CRime posted:

Weak, Colombia and Venezuela are in different groups

No they aren't, they play this Sunday even.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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quote:

Cavani asked about upcoming opponent in Copa America, Jamaica: "As any other African team, they're strong."

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Uruguayans are good at this

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



lmao I love it

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
https://vine.co/v/eOt9uLe1210

riendome fuerte

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meat CRime
Jun 12, 2010

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El Hefe posted:

No they aren't, they play this Sunday even.

drat you're right, should have read the op.

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