who here's a big eater

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dogcrash truther

who likes eating and doesnt give a gently caress

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:44

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:11

dogcrash truther

get between me and my food? oh boy, youre in for a bad surprise

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:44

pig slut lisa: irl is good

/raises paw

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:45

dogcrash truther

pig slut lisa posted:

/raises paw

whats up, big eater?

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:45

dogcrash truther

welcome to the big eat club. bird-biters gtfo

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:46

pig slut lisa: irl is good

just stuffin my face, not a care in the world. except what's in the fridge!

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:47

beer pal

they always say i must have a hollow leg. i say back, you better hope it's hollow, cus im gonna use it to kick your rear end if you dont give me some more food.

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:48

dogcrash truther

welcome to my house. i call it "the fridge" because its a big fridge. the basement is the freezer. the living room is the crisper. when you ring my doorbell, you get ice.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:49

pig slut lisa: irl is good

when i was younger they called me "the conveyor belt" cause as one hand was putting food in my mouth, the other was reaching for more food. left, right, left, right...i could go all day. still do, in fact. but they don't call me "the conveyor belt" anymore. because i ate them. hungry boy!

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:49

pig slut lisa: irl is good

beer pal posted:

they always say i must have a hollow leg. i say back, you better hope it's hollow, cus im gonna use it to kick your rear end if you dont give me some more food.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:49

City of Glompton

I put my dinner under a magnifying glass so everyone thinks I'm a big eater, but in reality I can only consume normal portions

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:51

City of Glompton

dogcrash truther posted:

welcome to my house. i call it "the fridge" because its a big fridge. the basement is the freezer. the living room is the crisper. when you ring my doorbell, you get ice.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:52

dogcrash truther

pig slut lisa posted:

when i was younger they called me "the conveyor belt" cause as one hand was putting food in my mouth, the other was reaching for more food. left, right, left, right...i could go all day. still do, in fact. but they don't call me "the conveyor belt" anymore. because i ate them. hungry boy!

mfw i realize i've eaten my family again

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:52

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I eat so much gbs made a megathread about me

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:52

dogcrash truther

City of Glompton posted:

I put my dinner under a magnifying glass so everyone thinks I'm a big eater, but in reality I can only consume normal portions

eating big is a state of mind

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:53

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# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:54

GEExCEE

hey big eaters

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm big, but I only occasionally eat. how do I fit in?

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:57

GEExCEE

I m pretty loving hungry rn. who else could go for some Big EAts?

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:57

dogcrash truther

GEExCEE posted:

I m pretty loving hungry rn. who else could go for some Big EAts?

haha u know me. i 'm always up for eats: the bigger, the better

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:58

dogcrash truther

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm big, but I only occasionally eat. how do I fit in?

itsw not about how big you are, its about the size of the eats

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:58

GEExCEE

one thing ive learned in a lifetime of Big Eating: I dont give a gently caress about crumbs!!

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:58

i am he

beer pal posted:

they always say i must have a hollow leg. i say back, you better hope it's hollow, cus im gonna use it to kick your rear end if you dont give me some more food.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:58

dogcrash truther

i'm very fit, because i work out a lot, which allows me to eat a lot. i eat all right, and i eat big.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:58

i am he

dogcrash truther posted:

haha u know me. i 'm always up for eats: the bigger, the better

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:58

dogcrash truther

if i dont have to tilt my head to take in all my food, if my peripheral vision isnt entirely blocked by comestibles, i dont consider myself to really be eating big. "if it fits in my sight, it's just a small bite" - big eaters saying

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:00

GEExCEE

dont let anyone peer pressure you into eating more or less than you really want to. Not everyone is cut out to be a BIg Eater and that.s okay - more food for us! ! !

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I had an apple for lunch, but it was a big apple. gently caress yeah, big eater in tha house!

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:04

beer pal

at thanksgiving, the family knows by now they gotta make two turkeys if they want me to show up. they can be vegetarian all they want but its a hell-no for me.

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:06

dogcrash truther

when i wasa kid, if i didnt get enough to eat i'd get weak, and after a couple of weeks i'd almost die. that's when i knew i was destined to be a big eater

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:08

dogcrash truther

some big eaters are born, some big eaters are made. we each have our own big eating "story" or, "journey" if you will

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:09

i am he

dogcrash truther posted:

when i wasa kid, if i didnt get enough to eat i'd get weak, and after a couple of weeks i'd almost die. that's when i knew i was destined to be a big eater

lol

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:14

joke_explainer

dogcrash truther posted:

when i wasa kid, if i didnt get enough to eat i'd get weak, and after a couple of weeks i'd almost die. that's when i knew i was destined to be a big eater

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:15

joke_explainer

After the first bite? I was hooked. One way or another, I always knew eating would be involved in my life for the rest of it.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:16

City of Glompton

breakfast

lunch

dinner

dessert

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:18

City of Glompton

forgot to pack a snack tho so I'm grumpy

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:19

pig slut lisa: irl is good

City of Glompton posted:

forgot to pack a snack tho so I'm grumpy

We've all been there :smith:

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:35

joke_explainer

I use to think I had a big appetite because I could eat 12 wings or so in a sitting. I mostly ordered 6. I went with a dude from a P&P rpg thing a few years ago though, and he had 24 wings. And was like 'aren't we going to get some tots or something?' I knew then and there I was small time.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:43

pig slut lisa: irl is good

i was bullied daily as a child. "lunch time is over," the cafeteria workers would say. "a growing boy like you needs to go out and run around with his friends." i couldn't stand the cruelty. they gave and they took away, over and over.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:46

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:11

dogcrash truther

just had a pb&j. the "peanut butter" was whole unshelled peanuts, the jelly was a portuguese man o war, and the bread was couch cushions

# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:53

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