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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Replace you're robot's gender fluid every 30,000 thrusts

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Scaly Haylie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Replace you're robot's gender fluid every 30,000 thrusts

:golfclap:

Piso Mojado

the only thing that can handle a sex robot is the power of another sex robot.

Senior Management



I am a robosexual.

:jerry:

GrrrlSweatshirt

ChairmanMeow posted:

they already make the hitachi magic wand. not robot enough? through some googly eyes on it.
so yes

hitachi is sponsoring green-themed art programs in my citys schools and im not sure the vibrator people should be involved in school stuff

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
they just want to make people happy.

GrrrlSweatshirt
keep your vibrators out of our schools hitachi

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Flynn Taggart

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


ChairmanMeow posted:

they just want to make people happy.

Oh poo poo! my son went to Horace Mann School

*writes furious letter*

bog pixie

maybe if i fell in love with the robot and wanted to settle down and have cyborg children

saboten

i never got over android 18......

thank u bacalou

problematic hug

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Serious response]

alnilam

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Serious response]

[Bloated DPimpJedi response]

Piso Mojado

alnilam posted:

[Bloated DPimpJedi response]

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
What if the robot was remote controlled and you could use it to have eSex with other remote sexbot owners on the internet?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Seriously, though, don't gently caress robots

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Seriously, though, don't gently caress robots

if you must wear your rubbers (shoebuy.com is having a sale) to protect in the event of shock.

weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:

alnilam posted:

[Bloated DPimpJedi response]

okay let's be serious for a second,

Newb-o-Vision

Golly!
would it be unethical to pimp out your sex robot?

Wrestlepig

my mum says im cool

When smartphones came out I thought I'd never get one but look at me now

thewireguy
I could go for tentacle raping by a robot. Come on technology! Cum on technology!

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
The real question is, Would you teach a lovebot to love?

Scaly Haylie

DeepQantas posted:

The real question is, Would you teach a lovebot to love?

no that's the factory's job

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Tell me assembly line... what is this thing you automated construction units call "love" ?

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