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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Since MRT made an Ring of Honor Wrestling thread tonight, I guess the Super GDT idea is dead. ANYWAY:

quote:

The eighth annual Destination X special edition of IMPACT WRESTLING is tomorrow night, Wednesday, June 10 at 9e/p on Destination America and will feature not one, but two, World Title bouts, a Knockouts title match and three 3-way qualifying matches for the X Division Championship.

Last week on IMPACT WRESTLING the Ultimate Underdog Rockstar Spud made the tough decision to exercise Option C, vacating the X Division Title for a chance at the ultimate prize, the TNA World Championship held by Kurt Angle. This Wednesday at Destination X, Spud will square off against the Hall of Famer and Human Cyborg Kurt Angle for a chance at capturing TNA World Title gold.

In an unexpected twist, last week at the end of IMPACT WRESTLING, Austin Aries told the world he is cashing in his contract earned during Feast or Fired that gives him a shot at the TNA World Title. This Wednesday on Destination X at 9e/p on Destination America, in a second World Title match and the Destination X main event, Aries will face the winner of the Spud vs Angle fight.

With Rockstar Spud using Option C, the opportunity is open for 9 amazing athletes, including DJ Z, Grado, Kenny King, Low-Ki, Tigre Uno, Cruz, Mandrews, Crazzy Steve and Manik, to compete for the X Division Title. At Destination X these high-flying Superstars will compete in three 3-Way Qualifying matches with the winner of each match going on to compete for the illustrious X Division Title.

Knockouts action will also be a part of Destination X with Taryn Terrell, who has been Knockouts Champion for 203 days (the longest rein is Gail Kim at 210 days), defending her title against Awesome Kong. Will Kong be ready for Taryn and the Dollhouse? Find out this Wednesday at 9e/p on Destination X.

Will Rockstar Spud pull off the upset of a lifetime? Will Austin Aries leave as TNA World Champion? Will Kong end the rein of Taryn Terrell? And, who will qualify for the chance to become the next X Division Champion? Find out tomorrow night in an action-packed special edition of IMPACT WRESTLING as Destination X, featuring three championship fights and three qualifying matches for the X Division title, airs at 9e/p only on Destination America.

Hooray, I don't have to write up a preview!

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
lets go spud. ill watch this with you cap

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
EC3 is cool.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
"Destination X has been cancelled. Deal with it!"

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
brodus clay looks so despondent lol

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
rockstar spud is slightly larger than cheeseburger

That Guy From Pearldiver
Apr 18, 2001

President and Sole Member of the Andre Braugher Appreciation Society

NickRoweFillea posted:

brodus clay looks so despondent lol

I wonder if the trickle of "Funkasaurus" revenue finally dried up.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

NickRoweFillea posted:

rockstar spud is slightly larger than cheeseburger

The two should team, and use the H(e)art Attack as a finisher.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
sprint is a lovely cell service provider.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

CaptainYesterday posted:

The two should team, and use the H(e)art Attack as a finisher.

The World's Tiniest Tag Team. they can be accompanied by Kemonito

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
it's cool that on the destination america map, my state is represented by a wrestling ring. whats not cool is that they probably think that nashville wrestling is where its at

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I am not a fan of Josh Matthews: heel. As far as I'm concerned, all PBP guys should be face.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

CaptainYesterday posted:

I am not a fan of Josh Matthews: heel. As far as I'm concerned, all PBP guys should be face.

the michael cole corollary

That Guy From Pearldiver
Apr 18, 2001

President and Sole Member of the Andre Braugher Appreciation Society

CaptainYesterday posted:

I am not a fan of Josh Matthews: heel. As far as I'm concerned, all PBP guys should be face.

Wasn't Pope a heel in his TNA run?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

That Guy From Pearldiver posted:

Wasn't Pope a heel in his TNA run?

He had a face run as well. I remember his match at Lockdown 2010 against Styles for the World title, he was the face.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
lmao billy corgan got hole licensed

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Good heel move by the Dollhouse. Degrade yourself and get a title shot!

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
It's nice that they're still selling Samoa Joe Slammaversary packages!

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Grado's Gradoberg entrance is one of my favorite things

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
isn't manik tj perkins? or am i thinking of someone else

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
Grado is Odarg spelled backwards.

e: Yes. Manik is TJ Perkins.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

NickRoweFillea posted:

isn't manik tj perkins? or am i thinking of someone else

Nope, you're correct. Perkins has always played Manik.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
wow, standing room only in the impact zone


CaptainYesterday posted:

Nope, you're correct. Perkins has always played Manik.

cool. i think i saw him in a cool match in reseda one time

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

TheHock posted:

Grado is Odarg spelled backwards.

e: Yes. Manik is TJ Perkins.

"Odarg" sounds like something Grado would say in his thick Scottish accent.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
wait low-ki is in mvp's stable now?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
is the beat down club still mvp's stable?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

NickRoweFillea posted:

wait low-ki is in mvp's stable now?

NickRoweFillea posted:

is the beat down club still mvp's stable?

Yes to both. Low Ki's been in the BDC since January.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
We need a .gif of Grado Parkour.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
mickie james got killed!!!!!!!

e. she didnt

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I didn't think it was possible to do a reverse dropkick, but I was wrong.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
unironic lover of these mile-a-minute spotfests

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:siren: Tigre Uno wins a match :siren:

And streamers, too!

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

CaptainYesterday posted:

:siren: Tigre Uno wins a match :siren:

And streamers, too!

The streamers were a nice touch.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
wow that dude is ripped

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
Grado and Bo Dallas have the same stylist.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

what a jackass

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
grado cutting weight in a trash bag. i know that feel

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
So what happened to Awesome Kong?

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
This match concept makes me sad for everybody involved.

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

NickRoweFillea posted:

So what happened to Awesome Kong?

her back is shot and she hasn't gotten it fixed

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