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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/e3?feature=int-yo-e3

E3 is almost here. It will be the first Imp Zone E3. Here's a couple introductory points for anyone new to the biggest gaming super show of the year.

- Expect amazing new game reveals that will leave the audience jamming, bouncing, and begging for more.

- This is where the gaming memes for the fiscal year come from.

This is shaping up to be the best E3 since 2013. Have a nice time and enjoy yourselves. It would be extremely loving stupid to go to work on Monday and Tuesday.

I slept through Nintendo/Square and I feel like a retard. Next and final show is the PC Gaming Show late tonight...but theres MGSV gameplay going up sometime today.

net cafe scandal fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Jun 16, 2015

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

E3 owns, big time.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
I'm ready for the Oculus conference, on Sunday or whenever

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I haven't watched or cared the least bit about an E3 in about 5 years and I can't even imagine why someone would. Well, enjoy yourself, OP.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Sunday? Isn't it on the 16th-18th??

huh, guess not

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/confirmed-games-at-e3-2015/1100-6427907/

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Wormskull posted:

I haven't watched or cared the least bit about an E3 in about 5 years and I can't even imagine why someone would. Well, enjoy yourself, OP.

Uh. Where do I even start.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Wormskull posted:

I haven't watched or cared the least bit about an E3 in about 5 years and I can't even imagine why someone would. Well, enjoy yourself, OP.

It's when I find out how many Nintendo games I'm going to buy over the next year.

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

i'm shaking

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
I'll watch the funny youtube mashup like every year.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

bring on e3

bring on tgs

and then who knows

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Wormskull posted:

I haven't watched or cared the least bit about an E3 in about 5 years and I can't even imagine why someone would. Well, enjoy yourself, OP.
Christ you're a retard.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Wormskull posted:

I haven't watched or cared the least bit about an E3 in about 5 years and I can't even imagine why someone would. Well, enjoy yourself, OP.
This guy's crabby... giant enemy crabby, that is, haha!

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

This guy's crabby... giant enemy crabby, that is, haha!

Haha.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Christ you're a retard.

I'll be actually gaming while your watching prerendered cutscenes for games you 99 out of a 100 times knew were coming out anyway. And I'm the retard. Gotcha. lmfao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Hell, Zeldathon's that week anyway probably, so I'll not only be having an awesome time, but I'll be donating money to help people while your kneeling before your commercial masters like a little biatch.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I would watch E3 more if it was narrated by the Smash TV announcer.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'll watch the E3 fails vid after it's over

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

After every presentation I say to my television "Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-thru" and then I laugh.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

After every presentation I say to my television "Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-thru" and then I laugh.

Win.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

This is going to be a good rear end thread.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

FactsAreUseless posted:

After every presentation I say to my television "Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-thru" and then I laugh.

lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

net cafe scandal posted:

This is going to be a good rear end thread.

SM64Guy
Apr 1, 2005

Wormskull posted:

I'll be actually gaming while your watching prerendered cutscenes for games you 99 out of a 100 times knew were coming out anyway. And I'm the retard. Gotcha. lmfao

im excited because i wanna see if mgr2 is announced and if it isn't then its probably dead

SM64Guy
Apr 1, 2005

it would be hosed up considering theres been sly teases that may or may not have been coincidences since the beginning of the year

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

net cafe scandal posted:

This is going to be a good rear end thread.
Better than your previous rear end Threads I suppose

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

SM64Guy posted:

it would be hosed up considering theres been sly teases that may or may not have been coincidences since the beginning of the year

It's going to be Wonderful 102

SM64Guy
Apr 1, 2005

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

It's going to be Wonderful 102

yeah thats what ive assumed at this point

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Black Baby Goku posted:

I'll watch the E3 fails vid after it's over

There was already a muy juicy fail at the Oculus Rift conference - a Microsoft representative (lolling already) set up a demo video, and after 5 seconds the drat video crashed. Everyone carried on as normal, apologized for the technical failure and continued professionally designed broadcast. You can't make this stuff up, folks.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

It's going to be Wonderful 102

im wondering if nintendo is willing to hand them more money

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

elf help book posted:

im wondering if nintendo is willing to hand them more money

I bought Bayonetta 2 so hopefully.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

elf help book posted:

im wondering if nintendo is willing to hand them more money

Amiibos have made Nintendo bold again

AtlasToked
Sep 14, 2014

Black Baby Goku posted:

Amiibos have made Nintendo bold again

at first i didn't like amiibos but after actually getting systems that can use them i do

so i hope Nintendo shows some rad new amiibos at e3

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

GAMES REACTS: To a video that stops working

Gibberish posted:

What in the gently caress was that

ethanol posted:

i am suddenly loving this conference holy poo poo


Yoya posted:

what the gently caress is going on

NNick posted:

This is the best press conference. The Best E3. End it now.

Gibberish posted:

What in the holy name of god is going on

Solaris Knight posted:

E3 Magic is in the air :allears:

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
:redass:

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
:allears:

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
:tviv:

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

GAMES REACTS: To a video that stops working

Lol

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


Everybody who uses this emote needs to be executed via firing squad

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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

A. Beaverhausen posted:

It's beautiful and soul crushing at the same time. Poor Oculus.

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