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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
arturo shaw sounds like a spy. i do it

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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
well turns out im not a spy. im a writer just like my irl self.

who wants a story written about them

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

Look Under The Rock posted:

me please

confirming

what kind of person are you?

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
"MEDS CURE SCHIZOS!" the megaphone crackled with distortion as byron hicks howled his passionate beliefs at the clinic. Why wouldn't they listen? the truth was so clear. all it took to cure the dozens of lunatics stored in that place was a couple pills, but the drat liberals and their 'human rights' were always finding ways to give the nutters ways out of taking their meds. it was up to him to get the poor souls cured. well tonight he'd show them.

under the cover of night and his black ski mask byron dodged across the manicured lawn to the window he'd chosen because it was hidden by trees. he shatered it with his elbow and lifted the latch. once inside he hurried down the hall past locked doors to the one he needed. number 6. he opened the door.

'byron why are you here?"

'i'm here to cure you, because there is a cure, no matter what 'they' say. ' he pulled the bottle he'd brought out of his pocket and approached the frazzled, scrawny woman sitting by the window. she looked at him with the same brown eyes his mother'd had. 'i've got the cure right here little sis' he said, twisting the cap off.

'am i sick?'

'yeah, havent they told you? thats why you're here?' byron thumbed out a handfull of pills and held out his palm. 'eat them.'

she took them in her thin, quavering hand and put them in her mouth, chewing them like candy. 'tastes bitter.''

'yeah' byron scooped out another handful of the pills and popped them into his mouth. the scratched his throat as he swallowed them all.

'you're sick too?'

'yeah.' he saw her lids drooping and her head swaying as his own vision greyed. 'yeah i am.'

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
okay who are you kleenex man

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
"are you ah... picking up anything?" the director of the G. Hastly clinic wrung his hands and tried not to sweat as he watched the strange doctor, or ghost whisperer, or whatever he was, pace purposefully around the room.

"You say there were two?" said dr freeman. "I am sensing many more, many many more."

"well, this is a very old building, i suppose there could have been-"

"what were their names?"

"Byron and emily hicks."

Freeman stopped and closed his eyes, spreading his arms out like wings. he'd been to many a crime scene, and they were always distressing. the rooms always had the clinging, crawly feeling of death hanging in them like a foul smell, but this room had something else on top of that uneasy aura. a presence he'd not felt since... "I'm going to need some time alone," he said, dismissing the director with a flick of his finger. the man nodded, looking relieved to have a way out.

dr freeman sat crosslegged on the floor and dug several items from his tweed jacket pocket. a piece of chalk, a small tumbler of salt, a candle, a small leatherbound book, a razorblade, a bit of string. he glanced at the door, wondering if he should try to barricade it with something. being interupted could be costly. no time, he decided.

he took the salt and poured a circle around himself, then drew several runes along the border of the salt circle. he lit the candle and set it directly in front of him. the heat and light were comforting, the rest of the room seemed to be growing dark despite the open window and daylight outside.

next he took the razorblade and made a small cut in his thumb, letting a drop of his blood fall into the candle. it sizzled and a puff of smoke rose from it.

finally, he took his bloodied thumb and smeared a 'y' and 'n' to either side of the candle. he held up the string in his thumb and forefinger, letting it dangle above the candle, but not so close as to catch fire. "is there someone here with me,' he asked, focusing on the spiritual power within, letting his soul chakra pulse with energy he drew from the runes and the candle.

the string swung to hover over the 'y'.

"are you one of the people who died here last night?"

'n'

"are you someone who died here before then?"

'n'

Freeman furrowed his brow, trying not to lose his concentration. "you died somewhere other than here?"

n'

a chill began to fill freeman's gut. something was not right. his candle flickered and he noticed that he now seemed to be sitting in a void of black, instead of the normal sunlit room of twenty minutes earlier. "you're... you're not dead?" he said, hesitantly.

'y'

"you are here in this room, right now."

'y'

the flame gouted upward, reaching up like a claw from soft earth to light the string ablaze. then the candle blinked out, sending the room to black.

he scrambled to get up, and tripped, falling to his hands and knees. his hand slid across the wood floor, splashing salt outward with a sound like a rainstick.

'no, no,' he'd broken the circle, he had to find his-

a hand gripped his shoulder. then another, his head.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
no one should read my posts ever

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i had to double check my pm to make sure that no i am not a mason

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
is chilli a mean guy? i dont remember him being mean

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
we would make a good mason pair. hypothetically

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
##nominate amigo gay

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i dont get why everyone suddenly thinks cappsis scum. he is saying true facts about chilli's scummy posts.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
##nominate imagayadavida

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i only nominated imgay because going alone into a dark, cramped crawlspace sounds kinda dangerous

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
thats a lot of people suddenly saying someone is scum at the start of day 1 for no real reason

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
is that the one where you go 'if i were a cop i'd investigate taste tonight'

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
##vote winged orifice

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
why does everyone think there is a "boon'

we're just sending someone into a dangerous hole

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i'm nominating imgay exactly because i think he will be in danger

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
lets all kill each other, who has a gun

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
##vote imgay

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i am no friend of demons

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i want imgay to die so i wont unvote. in other news i'm actually not a demon because i'm a good guy, unlike some demons among us who get boons from blood

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
no thats stupid, thats even stupider than a no lynch on day 1 and i cant imagine that you are suggesting it seriously

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i feel 'good' about this killing of imgay. everyone vote gayman and i'll write an account of it to send to the daily weird stuff journal

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
lol

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

Chili posted:

Yeah, and I'm still being unclear and bad.

It ain't Cpig I'm mad at. I'm mad about this stupid flavor stuff he's claiming, which isn't really his fault.

I really really hate the idea of a player being damned by an odd event on day 1. I have no idea if all of this flavor means anything, but I'm basically pretending that I know for sure it doesn't incriminate a player as scum, because that would be massively annoying as a game mechanic and I would be really annoyed by it.

Just let me stick my head in the drat sand and let's talk about something anything else.

sounds like frustrated scum lol

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
hahahah chilli is scum with imgay. that is literally the only way that makes sense with what he's 'feeling' right now. d1 a scumbro is caught through bad luck and he's discouraged and doesnt want to play anymore.

try to imagine a town person having these kind of feelings, i bet you cant.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i bet imgay has some kind of bitchin power role to lol

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
ahahha holy poo poo. that even more confirms they are scum imo. rage pming the mod.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
who lost their ability to vote? i missed that. i thought it was just cause of votefinder not recognizing votes

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

yuming posted:

<:mad:>

I hate no lynches and The Big Bang Theory.

Pls kill this scum guys thanks.

look at alll these correct opinions

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i would be pretty suspicous if you flipped town

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i give up. gg scum. kill me now

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
D. try to kill self in hopes of waking from this nightmare

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

Kleedrac posted:

Looking at all of this combined with him almost distancing himself from Chili later in the day makes me wonder if Capps killed Chili.
##Vote Mr.Capps


Should we interact or send someone stealthy to peek?

how do you make the connection of casing someone during the day = killing them at night. unless you think capps is the vig, then why would you think he's scum?

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i guess i'd be okay killing capps now

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

mr.capps posted:

pig is top choice for sk, probably isn't scum tho

hahahah

##vote capps

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i hate mafia

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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

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my heart is black and full of hate

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