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black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
the computer program factory. You're currently sweating your bollocks off and due to your extreme lack of hygiene also stink like utter poo poo. You've contemplated committing suicide before, but despite the obvious benefits you decided against it because the world needs highly skilled computer science graduates and people who know what PC LOAD LETTER means. You're thankful that your job doesn't have you do much interacting with people because talking to other human beings is such a hassle and they're too stupid to understand your highly advanced thought processes anyway. Right now you're thinking about posting an ironic and hilarious un-witty response to this very thread, but deep down you know that you are just denying yourself the ultimate truth; that you are a disgusting piece of poo poo whose greatest service to humanity is remaining as far away from it as possible.

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm gay

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
the pc in pc load letter means paper cassette, op

DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

the pc in pc load letter means paper cassette, op

:eyepop:

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.

I'm not going to recommend that you kill yourself because that's against the forum rules. None-the-less if you ever do consider it, I think it would be quite funny.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

joke's on you, we're all old enough to have coping mechanisms

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
i'm actually a computer science drop out, idiot

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

i'm actually a computer science drop out, idiot

While I respect that you made the wise decision to not be the fat and ugly turd with a computer science degree, now you are just a fat and ugly turd without a computer science degree

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
Bump, got to make sure this gets as much exposure as possible

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i did the most sales today despite not being the shop person and someone said "its coz you talk so much" but yeah I mean, its never to real humans. just muttering to myself while i hand people they drugs

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
You do live a truly gripping life

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
nice capital letter you got in that post there

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

echinopsis posted:

nice capital letter you got in that post there

ahahah yospos bithc

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Also this; a powerful statement on the futility of man and his sexuality. Or pandas. Actually gently caress, are you a dude or a girl?

whoh

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
the rippers are taking hold

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


is there a white pete?

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Linux Pirate posted:

is there a white pete?

not that i am aware of. it seems like we have a few hundred white jameses... wuold that wrok for u?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


du -hast posted:

not that i am aware of. it seems like we have a few hundred white jameses... wuold that wrok for u?

absolutely

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

ok cool, glad we agree

also where does the pic in ur av come from

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

du -hast posted:

the rippers are taking hold

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


du -hast posted:

ok cool, glad we agree

also where does the pic in ur av come from

some article about machine sex porn trig posted a couple of years ago or something, somebody bought it for me and the rest is history

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Linux Pirate posted:

some article about machine sex porn trig posted a couple of years ago or something, somebody bought it for me and the rest is history

ohhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh i remember that thread

lol that was the good old days when z0r, rotor, moose milkie, etc were around and this forum was something more than just retards posting funy computer

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
sike its always been retards posting funy computer, but now they are even mroe retarded

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

qirex posted:

joke's on you, we're all old enough to have coping mechanisms
yeah. mine is

black pete posted:

posting an ironic and hilarious un-witty response to this very thread

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.

du -hast posted:

sike its always been retards posting funy computer, but now they are even mroe retarded

Said every poster on every forum since the dawn of civilisation

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
Hey remember that guy who used to post here, uh, you know the one we used to make funny gifs of him getting owned by 1s in every picture? Remember how original and funny those days were? Haha.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

i'm actually a computer science drop out, idiot

Whoa same high five

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

black pete posted:

Hey remember that guy who used to post here, uh, you know the one we used to make funny gifs of him getting owned by 1s in every picture? Remember how original and funny those days were? Haha.

omg yeah i rememver him.... ,tom colons rihgt....? :milkie:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




black pete posted:

Hey remember that guy who used to post here, uh, you know the one we used to make funny gifs of him getting owned by 1s in every picture? Remember how original and funny those days were? Haha.

cool. ironic.

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PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

black pete posted:

Hey remember that guy who used to post here, uh, you know the one we used to make funny gifs of him getting owned by 1s in every picture? Remember how original and funny those days were? Haha.

yes

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