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3D Megadoodoo

the pyf recent purchases thread is actually great and useful for putting everyone who has bought gun parts on ignore :can::smugmrgw:





joke_explainer



what the... this guy doesn't like anybody!

also, these salary #s seem really inflated.

joke_explainer


If you had to choose between 3 tacos or 1 burrito, which would you choose? they're soft corn tortilla tacos w/ 2 tortillas on them so you can wrap up the overflow from any given taco into a 'new' taco.

these items are routinely priced similarly so this isn't some really out there hypothetical. this could happen to you soon. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon. and for the rest of your life. i'll be damned if you guys don't approach this issue prepared.

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy

joke_explainer posted:

what the... this guy doesn't like anybody!

also, these salary #s seem really inflated.

They're from a real piece of republican propaganda during the 2012 presidential race

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thewireguy

ChairmanMeow posted:

I ordered keyboard goop today.

I have a better banme thAN that but don't want to waste my $10. Maybe when I get sick of yall.

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

lol

joke_explainer posted:

If you had to choose between 3 tacos or 1 burrito, which would you choose? they're soft corn tortilla tacos w/ 2 tortillas on them so you can wrap up the overflow from any given taco into a 'new' taco.

these items are routinely priced similarly so this isn't some really out there hypothetical. this could happen to you soon. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon. and for the rest of your life. i'll be damned if you guys don't approach this issue prepared.

burrito every time

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ron color

joke_explainer posted:

what the... this guy doesn't like anybody!

also, these salary #s seem really inflated.

i own a gun

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woops

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Jerry Cotton posted:

the pyf recent purchases thread is actually great and useful for putting everyone who has bought gun parts on ignore :can::smugmrgw:

i own a gun

i am he

ron color posted:

i own a gun

ron......

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i am he posted:

ron......

i own a gun

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it's MINE. I own it

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are you trying to take my guns away???

i am he

turn in your gun, and badge.

i am he

i like to think my gun owns me in a way.

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first of all good luck wrt my many doomsday caches theyre extremely well hidden + boobytrapped second the badge was given to me in front of flag with no fringe so its meani8ngless

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


A: I own two guns
B: Tacos are better that burritos

Crucify me if you must

3D Megadoodoo

ron color posted:

i own a gun

did you buy it in parts?

think hard before you answer, a lot is riding on this.





3D Megadoodoo

i have never eaten a burrito are they good? i ate a taco once it was OK





i am he

Jerry Cotton posted:

i have never eaten a burrito are they good? i ate a taco once it was OK

they are the same thing

3D Megadoodoo

i am he posted:

they are the same thing

:wth:





Pomp

by Fluffdaddy

i am he posted:

i like to think my gun owns me in a way.

it will, when your children find it

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GATOS Y VATOS


Qwerinty posted:

just 50 pages of "burrito" and nothing else

:perfect:

beer pal


lol

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

beer pal

i am he posted:

i posted in that thread when i bought shoes because people sometimes got really mad about that but nobody did. i think i made some other posts in it too though.

what kind of shoes :kiddo:

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

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Jerry Cotton posted:

did you buy it in parts?

think hard before you answer, a lot is riding on this.

the gun is easy to put together. there are pictures that show you

Captain No-mates

I bought a gun and now people have to respect me

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my guns split into two parts, and those can split into smaller parts and so on. guns have maybe 15 or 16 parts

3D Megadoodoo

would you say pen is bad?





3D Megadoodoo

oh sorry i meant penis





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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

beer pal

i strip my two guns while porno music plays. i make a new gun with parts from each. its a metaphor.

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Captain No-mates

How many guns must a man purchase online before you can call him a man

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I have guns, but no bullets. it's hosed up

December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
i bought a burriot today, next time my burriot is free


joke_explainer


The measure of a man isn't how many guns he can purchase online... but how many burritos. Now Chipotle's Online with ChipotleNet.

joke_explainer


I actually also pretty much prefer tacos. Seems like you get more overall meat.

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
you just get a lot more in the burriot if we are talking about qdoba.

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i am he

beer pal posted:

what kind of shoes :kiddo:

wedding shoes...nothing cool. Allen Edmonds Jefferson if I'm not mistaken. I need some new shoes tho..

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