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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

At the end Collard looked like that kid who used to win hide behind the seeker in Hide 'n Seek

e: Did Joe get his name wrong?

EmmyOk fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Jun 14, 2015

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
mayhem miller sucks and so does the other guy

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?

Triticum Guzzler posted:

mayhem miller sucks and so does the other guy

It's like a shittier Mayhem Miller which is apparently possible.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Montano looks like that guy from Portlandia which might explain why he is not trying to fight

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Can't wait till Pendred wins another fight where he looks real bad

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Herb so cool

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

1st AD posted:

Can't wait till Pendred wins another fight where he looks real bad

I have to support him because he's one of the few Irish, but it's kind of like being the wife of a drug lord who likes the money but hates where it comes from.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
Wow, didn't think he was inactive enough for a warning but there you go.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
God these guys are trash, please someone end this soon

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

The second worst part of a Pendred fight is hearing them try to say the name.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I'm Reed Harris looking bored

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
After last weekend, you knew this card wasn't going to be nearly as entertaining, and holy hannah, I think I'd forgotten how trash poo poo fights are bad. Just terrible.

One of the crazy drug gangs can parachute into the ring and abduct these two at any point.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Lot of talent coming out of Ireland these days.

*Pendred circles a gassed garbage man, struggles to take him down*

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

acejackson42 posted:

After last weekend, you knew this card wasn't going to be nearly as entertaining, and holy hannah, I think I'd forgotten how trash poo poo fights are bad. Just terrible.

One of the crazy drug gangs can parachute into the ring and abduct these two at any point.

But, Ace, Pendred has the strongest McGregor connection after Gunnar Nelson!

e: "One of the most popular fighters in Mexico"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Cut them both forever

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I feel like UFC fights should have anti-OTN awards where guys are subjected to public ridicule.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Cathal Pendred really sucks and I hate him.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

EmmyOk posted:

e: "Certainly an educated crowd in Mexico City"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Fixed

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

EmmyOk posted:

But, Ace, Pendred has the strongest McGregor connection after Gunnar Nelson!

e: "One of the most popular fighters in Mexico"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

The McGregor connection is only important if Conor McGregor is on the card. Conor McGregor is not on this card. That we know of, anyway.

My mind says 'BOOOOO' but my heart says 'BOOOOOOOOO'.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
It's hard to express how much I hate MMA after that fight

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
Don't forget that Pendred's last fight before this one was a total mess where he decisively lost every round but at the same time did exactly the most minimal, dogshit performance to convince a judge that he actually won each round, leading to a decision victory that baffled everyone who actually watched it

e: like I remember posting in the GDT that his performance was like a scientific experiment in how to do as badly as possible while still "winning" the round on the scorecards

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

EvanSchenck posted:

Don't forget that Pendred's last fight before this one was a total mess where he decisively lost every round but at the same time did exactly the most minimal, dogshit performance to convince a judge that he actually won each round, leading to a decision victory that baffled everyone who actually watched it

Yeah, he sucks and all of his fights have been loving terrible to watch.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
If you want to have some fun tweet at all the Irish sports writers orgasming over Pendreds 4-0 ufc record right now.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

acejackson42 posted:

The McGregor connection is only important if Conor McGregor is on the card. Conor McGregor is not on this card. That we know of, anyway.

My mind says 'BOOOOO' but my heart says 'BOOOOOOOOO'.

He did tweet Pendred, that's like cyber peds.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Trevino has Sotoropilous body.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Lmao he skipped away. Kill this guy please.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

EmmyOk posted:

He did tweet Pendred, that's like cyber peds.

He did get the win but if that's what cyberpeds do I don't think anyone else wants em.

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
Before I purge that horrible Pendred fight from my memory, I just want to give the Mexico City crowd credit for knowing when to turn on the hometown fighter and boo him for being a piece of poo poo

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
johnny case seems fairly cool

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
UFC 188 off to a legendary start

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

johnny case seems fairly cool

It's too bad Trevino decided to cheat to stop the whoopin'

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Bubba Smith posted:

UFC 188 off to a legendary start

Somewhere Rumble Johnson is freaking out right now and has no idea why.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

"A dude with his name tattooed across his back got poked in the eye super hard"
-A sentence I will say to my friends when I meet up with them to go out tonight

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

I don't know anyone on this card except the headlining and co-main. Am I just not that big of a fan?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Trevino was tired of getting lit up in his hometown and now it's going to be a no contest.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Stealth Tiger posted:

"A dude with his name tattooed across his back got poked in the eye super hard"
-A sentence I will say to my friends when I meet up with them to go out tonight

If I had a dime for every time I've said that

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
good job john, the best in the business, pressuring a guy to get back into the fight even though his eye is clearly messed up and the guy who knows the rules inside out said there's no time pressure there

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
Trevino looks like an old grandpa with a young guy's head attached.

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
Joe taking a brief pass at explaining the concept of parallax to the viewers

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

argondamn posted:

I don't know anyone on this card except the headlining and co-main. Am I just not that big of a fan?

Kelvin was an up and coming welterweight contender until he got too fat to make weight one time and lost, now he's gonna wrestlefuck a man who got kicked out of the UFC for taking TRT without a therapeutic use exemption.

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