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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
This translator is pretty good.

Fake edit: and nice Spanish by Willliams

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Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

The future of the UFC: the quicker you finish your fight, the more time you get to shout out more sponsors in your post fight interview

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

NickRoweFillea posted:

at home, my man. got a pizza on the way to me, got some drink, im ready to rock and watch two huge dudes whoop each other

hopefully in for some cool poo poo tonight. I'll suck my own dick if Alvarez vs Melendez is anything but amazing.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

POTATO IN MY ANUS posted:

hopefully in for some cool poo poo tonight. I'll suck my own dick if Alvarez vs Melendez is anything but amazing.

Sonnen says he expects it to be the best fight ever in the UFC

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

POTATO IN MY ANUS posted:

hopefully in for some cool poo poo tonight. I'll suck my own dick if Alvarez vs Melendez is anything but amazing.

:toxx:

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
For anyone who didn't watch it or doesn't remember, you should watch the fight that was the prior record for fastest finish in that division, Scott Jorgensen vs Chad George from WEC 47. Probably the most ridiculously brutal sub finish ever.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

K8.0 posted:

For anyone who didn't watch it or doesn't remember, you should watch the fight that was the prior record for fastest finish in that division, Scott Jorgensen vs Chad George from WEC 47. Probably the most ridiculously brutal sub finish ever.

holy poo poo the kicking legs

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...



I've never hope for a boring decision more.

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

Kekekela posted:

holy poo poo the kicking legs

If you think that's crazy look up the full fight, you can see in one of the replay angles that his head is bent in a completely unnatural way, Spotty basically broke him in half.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
the best loving walkout music i've seen in ages

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

I've never hope for a boring decision more.

guess I should start stretching just in case

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Goldberg has called like 5 or 6 fights for Escudero and had never once pronounced Hecho en Mexico correctly

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
Drew Dober looks like he has a hell of a jaw. As in physically large.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
imagine getting back into the UFC after being cut for no reason other than to represent the hometown talent tokenism

Hexum
Jul 23, 2003

lol... a sub in the first minute.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

K8.0 posted:

For anyone who didn't watch it or doesn't remember, you should watch the fight that was the prior record for fastest finish in that division, Scott Jorgensen vs Chad George from WEC 47. Probably the most ridiculously brutal sub finish ever.

Strangely appropriate to this fight, wow

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
That was really cool.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Why did they just replay the last fight :confused:

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
Holy gently caress how did this card become good all of a sudden?

Victis
Mar 26, 2008

Night of the standing Guillotines, drat

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Goddamn did that beat the record for the last fight?

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
lol what is this the Standing Guillotine Variety Hour

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
with the swiftness

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
Back to back standing guillotines in the first minute of the first round? The gently caress?

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I hope every match now ends in a flash guillotine

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Distrito Federal is Spanish for standing guillotine against the cage

Victis
Mar 26, 2008

super macho dude posted:

I hope every match now ends in a flash guillotine

They always look so brutal

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Lloyd Boner posted:

That was dope

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

super macho dude posted:

I hope every match now ends in a flash guillotine

... in the first minute.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Poor Drew Dober

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
@effyescordero

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

1st AD posted:

Goldberg has called like 5 or 6 fights for Escudero and had never once pronounced Hecho en Mexico correctly

I grimaced when he said it. Cool sub and Dober falls to a guillotine for the second fight in a row.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
What's Filica?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I hope we see more out of Cejudo than wrestling, because at the minute he will still just die against MMMMDMMJ

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
No discussion of brutal standing guillotines is complete without:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Gmn3YDxJo

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

EmmyOk posted:

I hope we see more out of Cejudo than wrestling, because at the minute he will still just die against MMMMDMMJ

what's the extra M for?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

"You don't become champ by beating Mark Hunt on two week's notice" ah shut up Luke ya shlippery oval office, not Werdum's fault. Though Cain is a charisma vacuum he is interesting on the Fedor 'quiet murder machine' way

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
In the future they should just let Cormier do all of Cain's mic work

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

If Cejudo gets his title shot off this over Dodson then no one can complain about the McGregor shot again. Not that I have a problem with either

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acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
Only God can judge me... well, that and the judges for tonight's fight.

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