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I've been wrapping myself in toilet paper and groaning and still no girls want to have sex w me? bullshit!
have you been coating yourself in salt for about 12 hours before? cause the girls love realistic salty mummy skin and trust me it works
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Diddle of the Sphinx(ter)
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Aug 2, 2015 03:47
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Sexy Egyptians
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Aug 2, 2015 08:26
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Diddle of the Sphinx(ter)
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Aug 2, 2015 09:32
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google says there isnt a drink called sex on the nile
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Aug 2, 2015 12:29
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lol if you think your mustaba looks like a pyramid thats just a hole in the ground you put some cardboard boxes over
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Aug 2, 2015 12:54
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remember if you are gonna have sex with a mummy you got to wrap it up
some mummies prefer to go Ra-dog
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Aug 2, 2015 16:15
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Id like to try
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Aug 2, 2015 16:40
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would
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Aug 2, 2015 19:03
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some mummies prefer to go Ra-dog
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Aug 2, 2015 19:58
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corn, corn, corn
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Cock Like an Egyptian's
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Aug 2, 2015 20:04
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No but I had sex with a rich guy. They're like modern day pharaohs.
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Aug 2, 2015 23:33
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i would tell u all about the pharaoh sex i had but i was in da nile at the time
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Aug 3, 2015 11:58
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i accidentally swiped right on a pharaoh on tindr and it turned out badly, all he did was talk about his mummy
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Aug 3, 2015 23:06
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yes. next topic please.
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Aug 4, 2015 06:11
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ok. topic changed - ever had sex with two pharaohs?
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Aug 4, 2015 13:23
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One day nearer spring
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what's next ptolygamy?
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Aug 4, 2015 13:25
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ok. topic changed - ever had sex with two pharaohs?
tut-tut
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Aug 4, 2015 18:25
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gently caress.you
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Aug 4, 2015 18:34
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I'm sorry. That was a knee jerk reaction. What I meant to say was "good pun, rear end hole"
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Aug 4, 2015 18:36
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Aug 8, 2015 03:04
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can't say pharaoh than that
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Aug 8, 2015 17:53
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two-ton cocking
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Aug 8, 2015 20:24
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the pharaoh told me that if I blew him I could recruit 5 other pharaohs and get them to blow both me and him, sounds like a pretty good deal
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thank u bacalou
