Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Do we have a Trump campaign emoji yet?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Grouchio posted:

Do we have a Trump campaign emoji yet?

A wet fart with a hair piece.

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp

Grouchio posted:

Do we have a Trump campaign emoji yet?

:freep:

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

The Human Crouton posted:

Bernie is never going to make it to the main race because every house wife is voting for Hillary in the primaries to show their husbands how important women are.

Your only choice is going to be Trump.

That's a pretty negative view you have of house wives there.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
2015 is the worst year of the new century.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Worse than 2001?

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Shadeoses posted:

Worse than 2001?

2001 was pretty loving bad. 2015 probably feels worse because it is now.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Idiot Kicker posted:

2001 was pretty loving bad. 2015 probably feels worse because it is now.

Don't worry, buddy. It's going to be good! You'll see. :)

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
donald trump did not rape his wife

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013
Somebody's doing the raping!

A Tasteful Nude
Jun 3, 2013

A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)
lmao if you think actual real super rich people are concerned with your ironic interest in a guy who says mean things to distract you from you and your children being raped without lube in the rear end hole just lmao

spoiler any potential president will continue to gently caress you in the rear end you loving pleb serf

ur thinking, lol but not not me, I have a bright future I am of the elite my dad made like 6 figures and or I went to a good school

lmao literally unless you have billions liquid clean diarrhea the actual rich dont give a gently caress and will own your debt forever regardless

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


A Tasteful Nude posted:

lmao if you think actual real super rich people are concerned with your ironic interest in a guy who says mean things to distract you from you and your children being raped without lube in the rear end hole just lmao

Good thing literally nobody thought this in this whole thread then, I guess! You'll have to try harder if you want the ghost of LF to smile on your posts.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

Indubitable Leg posted:

Somebody's doing the raping!

*raises paw* :D

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp
"Lawyer Elizabeth Beck did a terrible job against me, she lost (I even got legal fees). I loved beating her,she was easy"

"I loved beating her,she was easy"

"I loved beating her,she was easy"

"I loved beating her,she was easy"

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/29/politics/trump-breast-pump-statement/

Trump 2016

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Perry challenged Trump to a pull-up contest.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/29/politics/rick-perry-donald-trump-pull-up-contest/index.html

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


Trump said Perry only wears glasses to look smart.
Perry challenges Trump to a pull-up contest.

I am magically transported back to high school. Or maybe even middle school.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

I love this terrible gay world

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
GOP should just go full wrestling. Bring on President Cammacho


moist turtleneck has issued a correction as of 01:49 on Jul 30, 2015

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Do It Once Right posted:

Perry challenges Trump to a pull-up contest.

Maybe the idea of thunderdoming the primaries isn't as bad as I initially thought.

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

mcbexx posted:

Maybe the idea of thunderdoming the primaries isn't as bad as I initially thought.

Find out who's the biggest Red down at Niggerhead.

Indubitable Leg has issued a correction as of 01:59 on Jul 30, 2015

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Do It Once Right posted:

Trump said Perry only wears glasses to look smart.
Perry challenges Trump to a pull-up contest.

I am magically transported back to high school. Or maybe even middle school.

whoever wins the pullup contest gets to take Carly Fiorina to prom

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Do It Once Right posted:

Trump said Perry only wears glasses to look smart.
Perry challenges Trump to a pull-up contest.

I am magically transported back to high school. Or maybe even middle school.

Mirthless posted:

whoever wins the pullup contest gets to take Carly Fiorina to prom

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Indubitable Leg posted:

Find out who's the biggest Red down at Niggerhead.

*spits drink*

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mirthless posted:

whoever wins the pullup contest gets to take Carly Fiorina to prom

I really hope that little cheeky business failure makes the cut. I need some misogyny jabs

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Republican Thunderdome

Two Kochs enter

One Koch leaves

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Are we all sure it's not pronounced "cock"? I feel like everyone else took crazy pills, because its clearly House Speaker Boner and the Cock Brothers

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Code Jockey posted:

I wish I could cast an ironic vote and a serious vote, I'm really looking forward to voting for Bernie but god drat do I want to vote for Donald Trump

We live in a country where I can vote for Donald Trump as president, I feel like I don't want to waste that, you know

Go to a state that allows you to vote in both primaries

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

donald trump in a surprise win becomes the worlds first ironic president

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

ElGroucho posted:

Are we all sure it's not pronounced "cock"? I feel like everyone else took crazy pills, because its clearly House Speaker Boner and the Cock Brothers

Well I listened to the Slate guys and they definitely said "cock". Soooo.....

Useless Shotgun
Nov 5, 2010

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
they definitely deserve to be called the Cock Brothers

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
Have we done a Trump Drinking game for the debates?


Trump says

"excuse me" 1 drink
"you're an idiot" 2 drinks

etc

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Dahn posted:

Have we done a Trump Drinking game for the debates?


Trump says

"excuse me" 1 drink
"you're an idiot" 2 drinks

etc

I'd like to live to see 40, duder

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
If Trump calls an idea stupid, take a drink
If Trump calls an actual candidate stupid, finish your drink.

If these were your only rules I predict this would be a 3-4 beer debate.

EDIT: Until Trump goes on a tirade and I die of liver failure

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
Whenever you see Trump on stage and realize that this glorified carnival barker is actually considered a plausible contender for the most powerful office of the most powerful nation on earth, take a drink.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

david... posted:

donald trump in a surprise win becomes the worlds first ironic president

after trump we will start electing corpses

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Dahn posted:

Have we done a Trump Drinking game for the debates?

Take a drink.

Repeat.

That's it, that's the game.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
The only drinking game that works for this is one where you drink to forget that this is a world we live in.

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
This is the best of all possible worlds. Let that sink in for a minute. Now, finish the bottle and go pick a fight with anyone not excited about the Trump candidacy.

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

ElGroucho posted:

Are we all sure it's not pronounced "cock"? I feel like everyone else took crazy pills, because its clearly House Speaker Boner and the Cock Brothers

Boner and the Cocks is the name of my punk revival band do not steal plz

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 3 years!)

  • Locked thread