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Bwee
seinfeld

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Jerry: [mouth gaping impossibly wide, human heartbeat sound emerging from throat]
George: . . . ?

joke_explainer


Elaine as George: "Kramer!"

Jerry as Newman: "Myself..." *sneer*

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
careful, this is some inception level poo poo right here

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
elaine: get out! *pushes jerry, played by jerry*
george: what the...?

LP0 ON FIRE

beep boop
seinfeld 1: "aaaaaaye"
seinfeld 2: "you know what's really weird? soup"

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
JERRY: That boy ain't right, I tell yew wut.
GEORGE: [head retreats into body, accompanied by sounds of cracking plastic and a straining electric motor]

High on the hog, 90's style.

weird

by zen death robot

Bwee posted:

seinfeld

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Dr Cheeto
Int. Jerry's apartment, day.

A horrific shambling creature composed of the entire cast busts through the door

Creature: kill.....me....

*slap bass*

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
George as Larry David

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Kramer bursts through the door

Kramer: Jerry, you know what's out there? It's an apartment!
Jerry: An apartment.
Kramer: An apartment!
George: What do you mean an apartment?
Kramer: I mean this uh... oh gently caress it! I forgot my line.

Everyone has a laugh. Jerry gives Michael a friendly hug. They exit the set only to find themselves in Jerry's apartment.

Elaine: Jerry, you would not believe this apartment I found.

Dr Cheeto
A show about a show about nothing

Mac Tonight

aw yeah tahts it man
david puddy

Commie NedFlanders

Mac Tonight posted:

david puddy

vegetable lasagna

☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭

joke_explainer


like Synecdoche, New York except Seinfield

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Cafe scene, except the building is being eaten in slow motion by giant George

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Jerry and George write a sitcom. Cast Larry David as Larry.

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT DESK.
┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS DESK.
┻━┻ ︵ \\('0')// ︵ ┻━┻ I'M FLIPPING ALL THE DESKS; NO MORE NAPPING.
ಠ_ಠ Kramer...
ಠ_ಠ Put.
ಠ__ಠ The office desks.
ಠ___ಠ Back.
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NO GEORGE.

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

joke_explainer posted:

like Synecdoche, New York except Seinfield

500 people improv questioning/getting infuriated by everyday bs

So just like synechdoche

alnilam

Jerry: hey
Elaine: hiya
Jerry: :geno:

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Jun 21, 2015

i am he

what if we remade byob threads with good posts

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
like that?

Ace of Baes

i am he posted:

what if we remade byob threads with good posts

where would you post then?

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i am he

wow greg...after all we've been through

Ace of Baes
im sorry....i love you

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Ace of Baes
*staring down at my hands*
what have i become

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Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


i am he posted:

what if we remade byob threads with good posts

why would we need a carbon copy forum?

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Jerry lies on his deathbed, holding a snow globe with a miniature diner inside.

JERRY: ...airline...food...

With his last words, Jerry's life fades as the snow globe falls from his hand, shattering on the floor. Just then, Kramer slides in the door, and another Kramer slides out of him, and another Kramer slides out of the second, and so on and so on until the universe is filled with nothing but Kramer.

High on the hog, 90's style.

joke_explainer


Elaine recovers Jerry's body from the void, holding back tears within the manuevering pod. She steers the vessel back toward the Discovery.

"Open the pod bay doors, George."

"Listen... Elaine, I'm sorry. I'm not gonna be able to do that now. No sir. Not happening."

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


joke_explainer posted:

Elaine recovers Jerry's body from the void, holding back tears within the manuevering pod. She steers the vessel back toward the Discovery.

"Open the pod bay doors, George."

"Listen... Elaine, I'm sorry. I'm not gonna be able to do that now. No sir. Not happening."

alnilam

joke_explainer posted:

Elaine recovers Jerry's body from the void, holding back tears within the manuevering pod. She steers the vessel back toward the Discovery.

"Open the pod bay doors, George."

"Listen... Elaine, I'm sorry. I'm not gonna be able to do that now. No sir. Not happening."

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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google THIS

george: so it's the matrix. just the matrix movies, and everything is the same except...
jerry: ...all the characters are byob posters.
george: exactly!
jerry: I think you've got something there.

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




hi :)



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jerry: she had dogcrash truther-hands.

Mac Tonight

aw yeah tahts it man
I think Bob Sacamano would post here

Senior Management



The weed rear end Jerry..... THE WEED rear end!

:jerry:

Commie NedFlanders

joke_explainer posted:

like Synecdoche, New York except Seinfield

☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭

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