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Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames



I'm not sure if it's a big thing up where you Yankees are from but down here, in the places where the tea is sweet and the temperatures are too hot why is my AC dead, we do a mean state fair. I mean the whole digs. Fantasia Barrino will always be there. You will ride on three rides and then decide that that's all you need to do. There will be a tablescaping competition that makes no sense. Your family will try to force you to ride something called "The Blizzard" with your brother. Don't do that.

But it's not just about the chills and spills with these fairs. No, it's also about the competition. People from around the state gather together to show off their enlarged gourds or their macramed pictures of Queen Amidala in the hopes of getting that rare blue ribbon. Above all of those little things, is the pageant. These are the young women who will become the Miss Rhubarb and may go on to bigger and brighter things.



In North Georgia it doesn't get bigger in my opinion than the Miss Pecan Pie competition. It may not be the shining crown jewel of the pageant road, but it is a hidden gem. So when I heard about all the insanity that happened last season from a coworker I had to do my research. What I discovered in various pageant blog entries, tumblr accounts and small-town newspapers was a bizarre story - one which I've been unable to tell until now (because nobody would listen). It all began when...

~Welcome to Panic at the Miss Pecan Pie Pageant: a game of Mafia for 12 players!~

Will the pageant go smoothly or will is all be nuts in the end?!?!

This is a pretty standard game of mafia. Beginners are more than welcome and vets are invited as well. Let's have fun!

Some specifics:
  • The first two days will be 72 hours long. They'll change to 48 hours after that point.
  • Nights will be 24 hours or whenever all actions are submitted. It might take me a while to write flavor so I apologize for that
  • Deadlines will usually be at 10 p.m. EST.
  • The thread will be open after the flip. You can talk post-hammer if you'd like.
  • In my games character flavor does not matter. Your alignment has nothing to do with the character you are given and everything to do with the N0 results.
  • If there is only one scum remaining AND they have a night action they are able to both kill and do whatever that action is. That's just the way I do things.
  • Townies will be "Pageant-Aligned" and scum will be "Destruction-Aligned"
  • Follow the normal rules in regards to editing posts and the like. Fake #food and ##drink actions can be used but nothing that you try to make seem real.
  • Have fun pls.

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Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames



Paid the Entry Fee
  1. AnonymousNarcotics/PinterestMom
  2. Asiina
  3. CapitalistPig
  4. EccoRaven
  5. fiery_valkyrie
  6. Hal Incandenza
  7. Kumbamontu
  8. MMM Whatchya Say
  9. Opopanax
  10. Somberbrero
  11. uranus
  12. zzyzx

Replacement: Ghastly Gangsta

Schedule of Events Sponsored by Gil's Vape Shop
D1: uranus (Contestant 5: Lauren Silvers, The Girl Who Forgot About the Talent Portion) Pageant-Aligned Vanilla Contestant was disqualified!
N1: zzyzx (Thomas Bradford, The Overly-Excited Pageant Dad) Pageant-Aligned Unconfirmed Mason Dad was ejected!
D2: Pinterest Mom (Contestant 6: Jessie Mathers aka Sandra Bullock Incognito) Pageant-Aligned Vanilla Contestant was disqualified!
N2: MMM (Judge DJ Homicide, Sugar Ray's ex-DJ), Pageant-Aligned Vanilla Judge left the pageant!
D3: Nothing happened!
N3: Kumbamontu (Heather Granville, The Contestant with Benjamin Button Disease) Pageant-Aligned Helpful Cop died!
D4: EccoRaven (Brenna Flynn, The Pageant Champ) Destruction-Aligned Roleblocker was disqualified!

Eight Dollars fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Jul 8, 2015

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

I didn't even read the OP. It's an 8bux game, I'm in.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Apparently i am obligated to break my new one game limit for this game.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

fiery_valkyrie posted:

I didn't even read the OP. It's an 8bux game, I'm in.

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004




This is definitely the right game for me to meet girls!

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


Me! I wanna be Miss Pie

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Eight Dollars posted:


Schedule of Events Sponsored by Gil's Vape Shop


Hahaha

zzyzx
Mar 2, 2004



I'll play.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




##pie

Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames

Opop joined the game and picked up some Chilled Peanut Butter Pie!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

##PIE AND DRUGS

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


##cocktail

Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames

CapitalistPig posted:

##PIE AND DRUGS

Capitalist Pig is eating a Tangerine Surprise and smuggled in some Jimmy Carter's Nightmares Kush!


EccoRaven posted:

##cocktail

The fair only serves beer but Ecco smuggled in some inside a flask and is sipping on an Arnold Palmer with Attitude!

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


##cotton candy

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Eight Dollars posted:

Capitalist Pig is eating a Tangerine Surprise and smuggled in some Jimmy Carter's Nightmares Kush!

I finish my pie, get all the pageant contestants high and ride off into the sunset in a bus full of beautiful southern women.



Game over.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

cant pass this one up

##snacks and ##drink

Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames


AnonymousNarcotics picks The Blue Flavor!

uranus posted:

cant pass this one up

##snacks and ##drink

Derp!

uranus gets Pecan-Covered Candied Apple and drinks a Bubbling Guts Gose!

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


Hi I will play or be a replacement.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011



Carp was considering playing this so ok going to save a seat here and if she doesn't want to I'll play it through.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

i will be your pretty princess.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

I'll be a replacement if need be. Seems like a good time.

Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames

That's 12 (GG I'll make ya a replacement for sure)! I'll send out character PMs in just a second and we can start the game!

MMM, I'll send you the PM and if Carpet Shark wants to tag in just let me know in the thread.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

i'm excited for game. today is a relatively low-volume work day for me so far, i hope none of our business systems catch fire so i can post.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


does anyone have the wifi password? there's wifi, right?

Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames

All PMs are out! And now... Night Zero begins!

The pageant doesn't start until 5 p.m. mainly because nobody wants to see these women sweat to death under the hot Georgia sun. Unfortunately, it looks like everyone was told that they had to be here at 3! There's some time to stretch, so why not try one of the various sights, sounds and smells while you wait. Who knows... maybe it will inspire you for the game.

(First come first served, post your choices in-thread)

The North Georgia State Fair Map of Attractions Sponsored by WVXU: The Smooth Station
  • Terror! At the Hall of Freaks!!!
  • Rainbow Blast Airbrushed T-shirt Stand
  • Deep-Fried Oreo Vendor
  • Squealing Sam's Pig Races
  • The Mysterious Mirror Maze
  • Uncle 8bux's Fun House
  • "Zappo" Rabies Shot Petting Barn
  • That Rope Ladder Thing That's Impossible
  • The "Twist And Shout"
  • The Decorative Cakes Exhibit
  • Preach On! The Jesus Motorbike Experience
  • I'm Loving It! Mike Love Live

Eight Dollars fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Jun 23, 2015

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

I am going to visit the "Preach On! The Jesus Motorbike Experience" because that sounds rad as heck

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Pig races, obviously

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


Ooh, I wanna visit The Mysterious Mirror Maze! It's like I'm on a ride with all of my friends, except all of my friends are me.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

Somberbrero posted:

Ooh, I wanna visit The Mysterious Mirror Maze! It's like I'm on a ride with all of my friends, except all of my friends are me.

there's a really easy joke about somber not having friends in here somewhere

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


Eight Dollars posted:

[*]I'm Loving It! Mike Love Live[/list]

OH MY GOD IT'S MIKE LOVE!!!

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004




I LOVE rope ladders!

Send me there!

Man I could go for a roast beef sandwich.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

i'm going to eat those oreos until i fall over dead

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


Kumbamontu posted:

there's a really easy joke about somber not having friends in here somewhere

i guess you're the authority when it comes to being really easy!

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

uranus posted:

i'm going to eat those oreos until i fall over dead

can i have one

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

Somberbrero posted:

i guess you're the authority when it comes to being really easy!

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011



It's the fun house for me (also it's me that's playing, remember your promise)

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

A Petting Barn! Yay animals!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6INNx8V7q4

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!

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zzyzx
Mar 2, 2004



Decorative cakes, obviously.

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