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subject: profiles and head shots of new hires week beginning june 3rd [BONUS - INTERN ONBOARDING WEEK]
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Jun 24, 2015 00:57
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maniacdevnull posted:Company Public Service Say 2007 was a great success! *6 photos of people no one has ever met* 
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Jun 24, 2015 01:12
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Every friday there is free takeout that rotates from different places to get more people to come into the office. Once a month on a wednesday we have a team meeting with catered lunches, get a half hour of overtime because CA labor laws, and have free pizza and good beer after work.
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Jun 24, 2015 03:00
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Also this month someone is leaving so there will be champagne and other booze after the team meeting as a going away party. We need to hire two people to replace them though.
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Jun 24, 2015 03:01
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Jun 24, 2015 03:11
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Jun 24, 2015 03:17
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Subj: BIKE IN THE MAIL ROOM THERE iS A BIKE IN THE MAIL ROOM BIKES ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE MAIL ROOM PLEASE REMOVE THE BIKE FROM THE MAIL ROOM (various fonts, sizes, and colors throughout)
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Jun 24, 2015 03:36
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please do not use water taps to fill bottles
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Jun 24, 2015 03:37
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Triglav posted:for this month's taco truck calendar click here clicking but nOTHING IS HAPPENING
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Jun 24, 2015 03:57
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Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:
please take me off this list
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Jun 24, 2015 03:59
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GOOD MORNING! OUT TODAY: JIM BEEFS TIM WILLYS (B) ALL THE JAMESES VISTING: TRADESHOW DESIGN CO - 10:00 BIG CONFERENCE ROOM: BOOKED 9-10 A HAVE A NICE DAYJ
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Jun 24, 2015 03:59
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FROM: SOME PM BUBBO SUBJ: RE: DAILY INFO I am also out today -pm bubbo
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Jun 24, 2015 04:00
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Valeyard posted:please do not use water taps to fill bottles Please do NOT share your wrestling fantasies with the facilities staff =-=-=-= it makes them uncomfortable.
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Jun 24, 2015 04:03
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how is janice winning the step contest. is she giving the pedometer to her dog???? hahahaha thats the way to do it alright. so
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Jun 24, 2015 04:28
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same i do not know why i am on this list. repling to same list that has DL-ALL. please take me off DL-ALL. thanks.
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Jun 24, 2015 04:45
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From: Mgmt To: All CC: HR Subject: A Reminder About Personal Hygiene Please Remember That This Is A Work Environment And That You Should Wear Shoes At All Times While In The Office. Also Please Remember That We Have Free Employee Showers Adjacent The Gym Locker Room For Those Who Bike To Work Or Work Out While At Work Or For Anyone Who May Want To "Freshen Up" Thank You And Have A Great Day ------------------------------ Bill Meyers Chief Executive Officer +1 555 555.5555 BMeyers@AcmeCorp.com "For God So Loved The World That He Gave His Only Begotten Son" ~John 3:16
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Jun 24, 2015 06:07
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it's really cold in my office but they wont let us change the thermostat (which is in our office) because " its warm enough" and also the one thermostat changes the temp setting for the whole floor???
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Jun 24, 2015 07:28
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Triglav posted:From: Mgmt to be fair I loving hate when people take their shoes off at work/school this isnt your goddamn living room
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Jun 24, 2015 12:40
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you can tell if my boss has taken a poo poo at work because the window is shut and youthful womens purfuem has been sprayed to cover his scent
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Jun 24, 2015 12:46
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its blueprint time
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Jun 24, 2015 13:26
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quote:
Why am I still getting these?
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Jun 24, 2015 14:16
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great job on that release everybody! I'd like to thank a team that worked some really long nights for the past week because we have no idea how to schedule work properly! J
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Jun 24, 2015 14:29
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unsubsc
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Jun 24, 2015 14:36
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Jun 24, 2015 14:36
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IT i can't unsubscribe from This List
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Jun 24, 2015 14:37
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ahmeni posted:great job on that release everybody! I'd like to thank the shithead sales team instead of the people who work! J
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Jun 24, 2015 14:37
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Triglav posted:From: Mgmt this is a good reminder despite the very ceo typing.
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Jun 24, 2015 14:47
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ahmeni posted:great job on that release everybody! I'd like to thank a team that worked some really long nights for the past week because we scheduled it on purpose that way to maximize profits! J
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Jun 24, 2015 14:57
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company morale is really low right now, so we're going to throw a company event. it's a mandatory potluck so that you have to eat food of unsure origin and we don't have to pay for anything
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Jun 24, 2015 15:03
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Jun 24, 2015 15:05
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Captain Foo posted:IT i can't unsubscribe from This List All, please stop hitting Reply-All you're filling up my mail box.
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Jun 24, 2015 16:22
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everyone brought bean dip and there's no chips
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Jun 24, 2015 16:42
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Triglav posted:everyone brought bean dip and there's no chips
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Jun 24, 2015 16:44
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so back in the first week of uni we got this email "to post to this list, send your email to.." a bunch of people must have thought durrr i need to email this list to get subscribed to it, resulting in like 200 emails   and every single email just contained their student number + student email  and then one cookie figured it out  thanks for readig about my retarded peers Valeyard fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Jun 24, 2015 |
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Jun 24, 2015 17:00
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sponsor your favorite vice president in our annual charity golf tournament almost 20% of money raised goes to some dumb charity with a suspicious sounding name [the rest goes toward hosting a golf tournament]
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Jun 24, 2015 17:02
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please make sure to log all printing done in the notebook provided next to the copier, including number of sheets and the project they pertain to *notebook has one entry from two years ago*
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Jun 24, 2015 17:10
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:please make sure to log all printing done in the notebook provided next to the copier, including number of sheets and the project they pertain to does such a thing not exist where to claim a print job (like, have the printer print it) you have to authenticate/wave your id or something?
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Jun 24, 2015 18:19
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Sniep posted:does such a thing not exist where to claim a print job (like, have the printer print it) you have to authenticate/wave your id or something? remember hovercraft deals with architects and civil engineers and poo poo. they run screaming from change
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Jun 24, 2015 18:19
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today in the office breakfast and lunch are being catered for a meeting. scavengers make up a critical part of any healthy corporate ecosystem, cleaning up debris and leftover organic matter.
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Jun 24, 2015 18:22
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duTrieux. posted:today in the office breakfast and lunch are being catered for a meeting. *skitters under table with two bagel tops and the last piece of salmon*
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Jun 24, 2015 18:23
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