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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Its almost as good as having sex with with your wife

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PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
warm, op?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
new inri gimmick lukewarm, bring back the verbal abuse

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

i've never had sex but my imagination runs wild at the idea

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

it would be chill to have sex while doing computer language and then you would associate the win and not fail computer language with the pleasuress of sex and it will feel really good. kinda like what happened to george on seinfield.

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
one time i saw two frogs and they were having sex

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Cum while you compile.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

PuTTY riot posted:

one time i saw two frogs and they were having sex

Bullshit.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i got a beer the other day came in a almost litre amber lab bottle. it was ownage. i got it just for the bottle. i would never pour it into a glass

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Smythe posted:

Cum while you compile.

a big warm glass of cum

There Will Be Penalty
May 18, 2002

Makes a great pet!

Smythe posted:

cumpile.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

tumor looking batty posted:

it would be chill to have sex while doing computer language and then you would associate the win and not fail computer language with the pleasuress of sex and it will feel really good. kinda like what happened to george on seinfield.

lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
beer that is too cold sucks


like if your'e doing the camping thing and you're beer is on ice? i mean if you wanna start it streaight away its too cold. cool beer is good

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

echinopsis posted:

beer that is too cold sucks


like if your'e doing the camping thing and you're beer is on ice? i mean if you wanna start it streaight away its too cold. cool beer is good

lol

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
this beer, it is too cold!!!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
drinking it at this temperature is sub-optimal, i tell poeople

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i learnt a coding truck last night ok


so i was doing a thing and it was like

i=i+1
if i>360 then i=i%360

or whatever to make sure it cycles up to 360

but this time i just did


i = i+1%360

i mean. it makes it execute that % command like every single time but less complex code

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i lik e beer

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
i dont even have a wife

slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

I googled sex. It was sex. I guess I've never had it before

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
i finished my can of pisswarm pilsner while acquiescing over beers past. is this can filled with piss or beer.

i sip carefully, then escalate to a full chug, ceaselessly in ponder.

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
who the gently caress wants warm beer? jfc

"Heh, I know the perfect thing to drink on a hot summer afternoon: WARM BEER!"
- an idiot

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Doc Block posted:

who the gently caress wants warm beer? jfc

"Heh, I know the perfect thing to drink on a hot summer afternoon: WARM BEER!"
- an idiot

no your an idiot

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8hSjwCE2WI

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
I wish this beer I'm drinking was a little bit warmer

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
my beer comes with convenient color-changing mountains that turn blue when the beer inside is as "cold as the rockies," so i know when to say "hell yeah!" or " no sir!" to my refreshingly cold, crisp coors light

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
i don't think i've ever tried coors

does that make me a bad colorado resident?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
who am i to judge your preferences?

i just know that i enjoy the crisp cold refreshment of a coors light, as cold as the rockies

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

my mom's ex husband drinks coors light and i tried it once and it was bad

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

i like to rest my beer on my titan z so its nice and toasty after a day of compiling and convolving

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


why cant my computer drink beer?

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Linux Pirate posted:

why cant my computer drink beer?

its almost certainly underage. why are you trying to give it wine in juice boxes?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Breakfast All Day posted:

its almost certainly underage. why are you trying to give it wine in juice boxes?

its 6 yrs old and that is old enough in my eyes darn it dont tell me how to raise MY computer


i give it grain alcohol and root beer and it goes werrrrrrrrrnnnnttt


but when i give it beer it goes ffffllllllllllgggg

why?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Doc Block posted:

i don't think i've ever tried coors

does that make me a bad colorado resident?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyQDr4ZBvAA

the intro of this song owns

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Doc Block posted:

i don't think i've ever tried coors

does that make me a bad colorado resident?

no, its fine if you want a cheap low quality watery american beer but otherwise you arent missing much. i should know im from the town they brew it in


also the coors family were literal nazis during the lead up to wwii


the brewery tour was a cool way to get free beer before they made the sample sizes small tho

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
alcohol is sinful

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

bump_fn posted:

alcohol is sinful

satan accepts anyopne

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
coors, budmeister, etc. tastes like soda

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
im not a beeer aficidnao. i enjoy the overall, bitter cold and fizzy thing. tbh id enjoy bud or coors. i probably spend less doing so too. wgaf as long as youre having fun and getting drunk right

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echinopsis posted:

im not a beeer aficidnao. i enjoy the overall, bitter cold and fizzy thing. tbh id enjoy bud or coors. i probably spend less doing so too. wgaf as long as youre having fun and getting drunk right

you seem to have a very different relationship with alcohol than i do, echopenis

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