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Solice Kirsk posted:Also, how much pixie parts/dust do we have left? Enough for one more use or can we squeeze two or three out of them? There are enough Pixie Bits for one "use", whatever that means. According to the rambling discussion on the online forums Pixie Bits come from a different part of the pixie than the Grindings so they don't have the same effect. So far we're keeping the armour on, and for whatever bizarre reason we're going to eat that huge testicle right in front of the elves with the condiments (4 votes) or head on over to the tower to join forces with that wizard (3 votes) Will check back in a couple hours to see what everyone wants to do.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 15:55 |
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Get payment upfront, defeat the skeletons hidden inside the elves, go meet the wizard
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 19:12 |
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Eat the testicle, slay and scalp the elves and go meet wizard adorned in elf-scalps. Wait, no: Reverse that. Save the testicle and eat it in front of the wizard, adorned in elf-scalps. Carly Gay Dead Son fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Jul 9, 2015 |
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Beyond sane knolls posted:Eat the testicle, slay and scalp the elves and go meet wizard adorned in elf-scalps. I like this, but we should be economical about our kin slaying. We shouldn't just take the scalps and leave the blood for the next adventurer. This is our chance to move on from being a half elf to becoming a 60%, even 75% elf! I say we: -Eat the testicle in front of the elves to cow them into submission and take prisoner -March them up to the Wizards tower -Offer the wizard jewelry and money to transfuse as much elf blood into us as possible
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 20:27 |
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Mojo Threepwood posted:I like this, but we should be economical about our kin slaying. We shouldn't just take the scalps and leave the blood for the next adventurer. This is our chance to move on from being a half elf to becoming a 60%, even 75% elf! I say we: I change my vote to this.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 20:57 |
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RC Cola posted:I change my vote to this. Yeah, this route sounds fun and dangerous. Let's do it.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 21:08 |
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Mojo Threepwood posted:I like this, but we should be economical about our kin slaying. We shouldn't just take the scalps and leave the blood for the next adventurer. This is our chance to move on from being a half elf to becoming a 60%, even 75% elf! I say we: Also changing my vote to this
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 21:46 |
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Mojo Threepwood posted:I like this, but we should be economical about our kin slaying. We shouldn't just take the scalps and leave the blood for the next adventurer. This is our chance to move on from being a half elf to becoming a 60%, even 75% elf! I say we: Yeah, that's brilliant.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 22:12 |
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On the one hand, I'm adamantly opposed to being MORE elf because gently caress that On the other hand, there's basically a 0% chance of this working out to make us the only 3/4 elf in all of the lands and probably something horrible will happen resulting in the deaths of all full blood elves in the area. so, I'm down
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 22:20 |
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Mojo Threepwood posted:I like this, but we should be economical about our kin slaying. We shouldn't just take the scalps and leave the blood for the next adventurer. This is our chance to move on from being a half elf to becoming a 60%, even 75% elf! I say we: This, but save the testicle and jewels. After all, making demands of a powerful Wizard will take a lot of balls.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 22:31 |
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almost1337 posted:This, but save the testicle and jewels. After all, making demands of a powerful Wizard will take a lot of balls.
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# ? Jul 9, 2015 22:50 |
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Poison the whole campsite!. It'll be days before they get to town. Eat the teste. Cow the elves Become double-elf...?
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 00:54 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Assuming whatever 'surprise' these elves have got isn't just a stick enchanted to look like a stick or the magical treasure that was within you all along (it is) I see you've read your Bestiary (or any of the other books in this series, elves are always pretty crap in these gamebooks): So any plan involving screwing them over is probably a good one. Mojo Threepwood posted:I like this, but we should be economical about our kin slaying. We shouldn't just take the scalps and leave the blood for the next adventurer. This is our chance to move on from being a half elf to becoming a 60%, even 75% elf! I say we: This looks to be the popular plan, but these books being what they are we're going to have to go one step at a time to get there, and you know what they say about the best laid plans of mice and elves, etc. MAIN QUEST UPDATE The scanner is working again today after some persuasion. Here's yesterday's page: Obviously going with the second option here as it's more likely to lead to the plan y'all have picked out. Turning to 192: A pretty tough fight, but oddly it's limited to three rounds. We don't have the option to throw this one completely, but we could expend minimum Effort (1 per round - or 2 with the shield) to see what's coming up after 3 rounds. We could also just kick the hell out of these elves as hard as possible because it's what Elvis would do and because it means they'll be weaker when we go to finish them off later on. No change to the adventure sheet this time round. ------------------------------------------------- UNDERGROUND WITH KAROL UPDATE 317 Once again, only one way forward (or back). But we're getting to the end of this maze I think. Karol's card doesn't do anything here because 347 is the page where we poisoned the dick knight with the pixie grindings a while back.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:10 |
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Gilganixon posted:MAIN QUEST UPDATE PHRASE: "GOT A LOT OF BALLS" DETECTED EXECUTE PHALLOKNIGHT PROTOCOL GO DIRECTLY TO PAGE 215
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:13 |
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curses. already got ahead.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:14 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:PHRASE: "GOT A LOT OF BALLS" DETECTED
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:21 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:PHRASE: "GOT A LOT OF BALLS" DETECTED
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:23 |
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Yes, yes, very clever. The entry on 215 makes sense but sometimes using your items like this is a bad idea - we lost the Pole this way after all. So the choice is: 1) Terminate the elves with [maximum/minimum] prejudice or 2) Activate testicle
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:26 |
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Gilganixon posted:2) Activate testicle
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:33 |
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I don't actually have the cojones to risk the testicle beating up some stupid elves soGilganixon posted:1) Terminate the elves with [ Dr Cheeto fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Jul 10, 2015 |
# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:34 |
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Gilganixon posted:1) Terminate the elves with [minimum] prejudice or We need that blood. We could become a 110% elf, more than Jeff ever could
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:42 |
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Gilganixon posted:2) Activate testicle
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:42 |
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Gilganixon posted:Yes, yes, very clever. The entry on 215 makes sense but sometimes using your items like this is a bad idea - we lost the Pole this way after all. So the choice is: When you put it like that, I vote that we save the testicle and terminate the elves with maximum predjudice and haul their remains up to the Wizard as an offering - elf skeletons in (slightly damaged) fleshy gift wrap.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:50 |
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Activate deez nuts
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 01:56 |
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Save the balls and beat those bitches with everything we got! Karol path: Sally forth!
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:02 |
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terminate the elves with maximum prejudice
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:14 |
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use no items, throw the fight with minimum effort.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:19 |
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i mean really. what is it gonna take to eat some balls here edit: make a show out of eating the testicle. stop all other actions, ignore every person. find a place to set a table and make a very deliberate effort at eating the testicle and savoring every bite. respond to no greetings. look as many people in the eye as you can while you chew each bite. say no words until every bit of the testicle is consumed. when you are finished, stand up in complete silence and never acknowledge that it ever happened. Atma fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Jul 10, 2015 |
# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:27 |
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Gilganixon posted:1) Terminate the elves with [maximum] prejudice
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:56 |
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mvo posted:Gilganixon posted: Pros Don't Fake
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 09:51 |
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Save the testicle, fight the elves
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 10:00 |
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Go maximum overkill, make sure you leave one elven bloodbag alive.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 10:58 |
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Pfff haven't you all learned by now that saving your big items just in case you need them later means you never use them at all Activate testicle.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 14:03 |
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Straight up fight those worthless elves. Half of them will probably give up out of sheer laziness halfway through the second round Monkey Fracas fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Jul 10, 2015 |
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loquacius posted:Pfff haven't you all learned by now that saving your big items just in case you need them later means you never use them at all Activate testicle. Engage :Picard:
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 14:53 |
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Throw the elf off balance by mocking the inferior quality of the toys they make and also their servitude to the human sorcerer known as Santa Claus.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 22:39 |
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Main quest update: Nine people wanted to fight the elves vs seven for activating the testicle. Of those that wanted to fight the elves the majority wanted to beat the hell out of them, so we're going to do that. First we have to fight three combat rounds against what appears to be kind of a weak opponent but is actually really vicious because they collectively have one Fist. Gaggle of Elves - Effort 9 - Toughness 5 - Fists 1 To stand a real chance of hurting them we need to use the maximum Effort possible, which is 9 (our Elan score). With the loss of the Sweet Belt we now have only 2 fists and our enemy has 1. This means that with equal effort we should win most of the time against them, and this is actually what happens but at a large cost. Round 1 : I use 9 Effort and roll 6 and 2 on our Fist dice. I roll 5 on their dice. The elves lose 1 toughness. We lose one extra effort because of the effect of our shield. Round 2 : Again using 9 effort. I roll a 5 and a 2 for us and 1 for them. The elves lose another toughness and are down to 3. We again lose that extra point of effort. Round 3: 9 effort again, I roll a 5 and 1 for us and 6 for them. They win that round, we spent 10 effort for no effect. In the end we knock off two of their toughness at a cost of 30 effort. Even sort of winning fights in this game can really suck. Turning to 181: It was probably worth going all-out against these elves, since they had the potential to kick us nearly to death if we didn't. They have 3 Toughness left and I roll 3 dice, all of them under 5. We get lucky and escape unharmed. Until the skeletons show up. What do we do now? We don't have to fight the skeleton if we don't want to, but either way we'd better have a plan in case things go sideways. Adventure sheet, note that we're pretty close to dying of a lack of effort. PS : I intended to scan in the secondary questline update and a skeleton bestiary entry, but as you can see the scanner is borked. I'll try again tomorrow. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Jul 12, 2015 |
# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:32 |
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eat the testicle as a minor action then roll for digestion
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 03:02 |
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Join the skeletons in beating the everloving crap out of the remaining elves. But like let the skeletons do the heavy lifting, man Monkey Fracas fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Jul 11, 2015 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:Join the skeletons in beating the everloving crap out of the remaining elves. This exactly, 1 effort tops, 0 if we can swing it. At 21 effort we'll likely die before we can even win a fight that's going in our favor at this point. We should also do what we can to curry the favor of the Necrolockzard in yonder tower window
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 03:39 |