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I may be a bit late on this, but shouldn't we Skin the demonic scrotum and turn it into a comfy leather armor set for our elf? The toughness of the hide and the lightness of the weight is perfect for our scrawny body.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 06:56 |
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Jeff is the leader of ELFSIS I think you mean Elveqaeda E: Thats what the compendium referred to them by if I remember. E2: I say we proceed to the Constable's office and get wanted posters of Jeff drawn up immediately! As well as collect our reward for bringing in the vile thief that robbed us. Also we should inform them to be on the lookout for possible people trying to be impostors of us using stolen garments or possessions that belonged to us to try and pass off as us. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Jul 24, 2015 |
# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 10:26 |
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Claven666 posted:definitely steal Ted's identity. convince Hugues that you've been Ted all along, he'll believe it when you show him your signet ring and title deed Sounds like a solid plan. Also if we tell the guards they're all doing a splendid job and give them raises with someone else's money. Who are they gonna believe to be the real guy? The one paying them more? Or the guy who walks in and would take away their raises?
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 20:23 |
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RC Cola posted:So buy out the city guard, get a translator for Karl, let him in on the plan to take over the city with a fake name to declare war on Jeff. SKeletons were NEVER second or third class citizens. Always first class! E: OP I was looking into these book series and I think I figured out why your finger won't stop bleeding. They used a glue that had similar properties as rat poison to bind it. Also why the books are so scarce a lot of them were recalled because they were afraid children would lick the books or chew on them. You may want to handle the books with gloves or more care. While it is a small trace amount of the poison. Still... Al Borland fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jul 24, 2015 |
# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 21:50 |
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Awesome a Hen party. I say we buy a round of drinks for the dwarven women to get the attention of our friendly 10 ft Pole and maybe conquest some lovely dwarven women tonight.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 05:12 |
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Karol is actually an amazing wingman You'll be drowning in dwarf poon tonight the two of you!
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 05:32 |
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Can we have an old fashioned orgy with these half pint minxes? If so we should totally split roast one with Karol. I think with the size difference of you karol and the dwarf... IT's more of a seasaw...
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 05:46 |
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Can we get the compendium entry on dwarves?
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 05:55 |
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Karol gets on his knees the dwarf lady is on a table and we just stand tall and proud. Atleast I think thatll work have no idea how tall we are or how short a dwarf is. I just the feeling Karol is happily married to a lovely wife and wouldn't want any part in our carnal sick pleasures.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 08:51 |
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Gilganixon posted:You can't avoid it! You're getting drunk in the middle of it! Anyway if they can handle a paintbrush they can probably handle whatever the half-elf is packing. Try it with the dwarves maybe some beers first and an apology will help
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 09:39 |
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Wheres your we can do both! Take the party of dwarven women back to Ted's estate and have a massive orgy!
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 18:57 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Stare Sid in the eye and eat the cockeye. Or I say we tell him,"Yes, we were staring. At the most beautiful man we've ever seen." Time to romance Sid.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2015 04:39 |
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Applewhite posted:He's a gamblin man; make him a bet he can't refuse and you can't lose. eat rancid things? Gilganixon posted:Update: Make him eat rotting things. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Jul 29, 2015 |
# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 07:43 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:"Foul elf, I have no idea what you are talking about - I am Sir Tedbald of Bilgeton! Begone from my sight!" This, but make him eat rotting food and rancid things for the rest of his life in the public stocks for befouling us and calling us his son. E: I hope we can get our hands on one of the other books by this guy. They are clearly top notch goon collectables. ALso... that's a lot of blood there OP. I'm gettin a bit worried.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 08:20 |
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Dienes posted:Get him busted for all the crimes we expertly pinned on him.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 02:07 |
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Gilganixon posted:Final update awesome! Keep the thread open till we get the PDF of this in the OP. ALso it seems that Herman's website has been taken over by some dubious artist!
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 04:12 |