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Epic High Five posted:Let's get back to the caravan and defend it from there, maybe going slightly ahead to sniff out traps. This and combine the Dapper Clothes and Codpiece
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What it is with this book and ants? At least I'm not that guy on the usenet boards back in the day who got a copy only to discover the cover was slick with some sort of noxious chemical that ended up being ant pheromone, at least according to the coroner's report
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SaltyJesus posted:hocking the pixie bits at the elves This and combine Imposing outfit with Armour. Clothes are like voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets.
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Jul 19, 2015 20:34
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the_steve posted:There's not room in this book for two Elf bastards. Take this gently caress down. Violence solves everything.
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Jul 20, 2015 01:27
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Shouldn't our Adventure sheet portrait have a bit more 'stash? 1) Loot and shave our bested opponent and send him bare and buck naked back to Aggie. She'll find something to do with him. 2) Onto Bilgeton! We can double-cross the skeletons there and make some mad coin selling whatever it was were were guarding.
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Jul 21, 2015 01:13
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1: Those Elves made some Skull Bongo drums we can use 2: Pretend we're being attacked by skeletons (look what they did to my companion! Oh look he just died!) and enlist the aid of the town guards in protecting our goods. Combine the swords!
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Jul 22, 2015 02:56
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs7TxUI8A64 Changing vote to this
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Jul 22, 2015 15:17
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If anyone questions us we can start ranting about cultural relativity.
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Jul 22, 2015 19:18
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:There is no way those posters were from after you achieved maximum manliness. In fact it's been made perfectly clear that nobody in their right mind would ever predict the results of your testicular consumption. Stride forth confidently and mock the guard for shooting at the body of the half-elf they seek to bring to justice, while pointing all the while at Blood Bag. Where is our reward?
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Jul 23, 2015 05:11
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Axolotl Atlatl posted:Yes let's do that, because while we're picking up our reward from the mayor, we can casually mention that the prisoner said something about being a member of an elven terrorist organization run by some guy called Jeff.
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Jul 23, 2015 18:21
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Peebla posted:First things first - gotta hook back up with our ten foot Pole. I think he gave us the name of a bar or inn or something to meet him at. And we definitely owe him a drink for helping us out with the guards a few days ago. This and blow all of the 250gc on a weeklong bender getting utterly shitwrecked with our giant foreigner pal and his cronies.
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Jul 24, 2015 04:39
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Karol is actually an amazing wingman We seduced a bat woman. A literal bat woman. There is so much testosterone coursing through our veins it's pushing excess hair out of our face and we just rolled into town fresh from battle on a caravan if death with the body of an elven bandit lord. Seducing these de-statured minxes should be a cakewalk and we should act accordingly.
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Jul 25, 2015 05:34
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We haven't gone on an epic bender or seduced a subhuman female so keep drinking.
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Jul 26, 2015 03:57
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Al Borland posted:we can do both! Take the party of dwarven women back to Ted's estate and have a massive orgy! This is probably the smartest course of action. I bet he has some awesome wine and whisky in the cellar.
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Jul 26, 2015 21:50
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Fling the cock eye across the bar, it will attract his attention like a flare to a Three. The book it.
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Jul 27, 2015 20:46
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The spotty kid will know we're not the man at first glance. Good. Enlist him in the scam in return for leadership of our personal guard/army. Then instead of dice he can gamble with the lives of men.
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Jul 28, 2015 07:12
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Roll eyes, cut his head off and slam the door shut. Uhg, what an rear end.
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Yes! We win gently caress you Jeff! Thanks for uploading all those pages, that was awesome. Good luck with the medical issues, I hope the doctors don't take your girlfriend.
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