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Good, I think I remember the Codpiece circumventing at least a few questlines in this book.
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Straight up fight those worthless elves. Half of them will probably give up out of sheer laziness halfway through the second round Monkey Fracas fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Jul 10, 2015 |
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Join the skeletons in beating the everloving crap out of the remaining elves. But like let the skeletons do the heavy lifting, man Monkey Fracas fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Jul 11, 2015 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:Eat Potion and then Testicle to offset the -elan.
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Doesn't seem like this wizard would give a skeleton's bony rear end about our "injury"- should probably just accept whatever reward we can get for protecting the caravan to the place-we-want-to-go from lazy grifter-hippies. Make sure we are well-supplied with surprise-skeleton-barrels that have "ALE" or "GOLD" crudely written on them
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Only a madman wouldn't equip a live skeleton keep mighty battle gear equipped for maximum elf fearage Any castoff items containing magical power laying around that the wizard doesn't want? A hat that allows for extreme heroic field ploughing with minimal effort? EZ-Scythe of +1 Harvest? A fell incantation scratched onto ancient vellum that causes a chosen victim to immediately crap their pants?
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Stomp some elves
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Tell the skeletons their brethren are trapped within the fleshy confines of the elves. Then get in there and kick some rear end, those boots hunger for elf blood What, do these elves think they're better than you or something?!?
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Attempt to sneak into the fray and backstab a few
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Jul 17, 2015 20:39
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We've come too far and seen too much to give up now and are full of an undeserved confidence! fight the goddamn bastard alternately, if it's possible, gotta lotta balls
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Jul 20, 2015 17:44
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We must have that bastard's bastard sword for our own bastard adventures of bastardry
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Jul 20, 2015 21:08
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Karol seems as good a place to start as any. Good to know someone when you're in an unfamiliar place, even if you don't understand a word they're saying.
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Jul 24, 2015 17:21
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Attach the cockeye to someone else and claim mistaken identity if we are able
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Jul 27, 2015 15:30
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This must end with us using our ill-gotten power/wealth to laze around all day and make life inconvenient for Jeff via passive-aggressive meddling
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