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Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011



>Add 2 to ELAN, 10 to EFFORT, and 18 to FIST. Who's gonna stop you?

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Nov 7, 2011




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7qTqi9qyDc

Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011



Poland Spring posted:

"kill" the bat with sick elvish wordplay and shame him into giving you his belt, then cuck him
RAP BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!

Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011



Hogge Wild posted:

> make lines of one ground pixie and snort it
PIXIE STIX?

Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011



When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011



Araenna posted:

Can the boots be used to stomp other creatures?

Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011



Mojo Threepwood posted:

Let's chain the prisoner to the front of the lead wagon, and use our medical skills to set up an ongoing blood transfusion between him and the skeleton driver. Harvest elf ribcages and make them into a xylophone for a skeleton to play at the front of a wagon, and stretch elf pelts over spare barrels to make a drum set for another skeleton wagon to jam on.

Then onward to Bilgeton!

This a thousand times.

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Nov 7, 2011



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