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Stand on the shield like a surfboard and scoot around the swamp.
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be a man and drink the chartreuse
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Jun 27, 2015 20:11
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is the elf a virgin? otherwise give the phalloknight chlamydia or genital herpes.
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Gilganixon posted:Earlier on the Elf was deflowered by a randy forest bat. We don't have those items listed on the adventure sheet though and the goons ITT neglected to pick up the loot cards when they had the chance. I forgot about the bat cucking. EDIT: This is better: Claven666 posted:there are alternate ways to deal with a Phalloknight besides head on combat. I'm surprised he even considers us a worthy foe considering we are not mounted on a magnificent cock-steed ourselves. my suggestion is to appeal to the Phallonight's sense of chivalry and ask him to dine with us before he slays us. slip some pixie shavings into his food afterwards, i say we tame his cock steed and take it for ourselves
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Pyroi posted:Let's try to help him, and see if we can become allies. This seems an ok plan, after all, the summoning was an accident and now that the phallus is losing blood maybe the brain can do some work, hmm?
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